I love this, i wish i could afford it
http://www.annsummers.com/p/lelo-ine...7nchdas1102025
I love this, i wish i could afford it
http://www.annsummers.com/p/lelo-ine...7nchdas1102025




That is ridiculous... O_O
[EDIT] - Oh Christ... the reviews. It has them!! I have no jaw!
Haha ha ha ha. "I'm worth my weight in gold, so I deserve this gold vibrator."
Lmfao. Honey chil', if I had a spare 10,000 I would not be spending it on a sex toy. My $10 vibe does me real good![]()
Oh My God!! Why on earth would you want that!?!?!
WHO in their right mind would spend that kind of money on THAT!?!? I don't care how rich you are, it's a freakin' vibrator, your orgasm isn't going to be any better because you're using gold to twerk yourself!
Jeeeeeeeeebus. I am all for fine things, but seriously... For that kind of money I'd rather have diamonds, designer purses, a crazy watch, a shopping spree, or a vacation, but THAT? If I had a rich ass boyfriend/husband and he got me that I'd be like WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU and slap him LOL


Wouldn't 24K gold be a wee bit soft for an insertable?
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How hilariously unfortunate it would be for someone to find out they had an allergic reaction to gold goin' in their pussy after shoving that £10k up it...
^Haha you literally made me laugh out loud
I know we often talk about sex toy safety on this board, but this is ridiculous. 24 karat gold vibrator... Ain't nobody got time for that!
Ey, ey, ey! I found a buyer!
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I this for real?
My husband bought me this as a surprise present for our Anniversary.
I was amazed when I opened the box to see something so opulent and beautiful.
Its prefect when i use it with the lube he bought me as well. Its made from a combination of fats and liquids from some of the rarest whales on the planet, and its cost is comparable. My enjoyment is increased knowing my dearest husband thinks I am worth so much.
Recommended, by it soon.
That review is HILARIOUS.
It has a free return policy though... are you thinking what I'm thinking ladies?
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I'm blown away that they are charging 10K for gold PLATING....that's right ladies, read it carefully...it's not solid gold. And it's hardly enormous - standard 7" vibe....I'm thinking that that is maybe a thousand or a couple thousand dollars worth of gold on top of a $20 vibrator. And it is in pounds sterling...
And like someone else said - 24K gold is INCREDIBLY soft...even as plating, that would scratch up in a second!! When I used to order in solid gold body jewelry, it was always 14-18K, and even that was practically flexible all by itself - almost nothing is made 24K because it is so ridiculously malleable. (That said, almost no one is allergic to pure gold - it is usually the alloys that cause a problem.)
So...we have a vibe with a mark up of a few thousand pounds (at least) that is just soft plating over a standard, small vibe. It'll probably get scratched up within a week or two, and the plating may well eventually start to come off entirely. It's pretty damn small (7"? Really?) and only has 5 speeds.
Biggest. Rip. Off. Ever.
I wonder if the makers were doing the same kind of thinking as I was when I added a pair of $500 candlesticks to my wishlist...."Hmmmm...no one would ever actually pay that much money for this....would they? One way to find out..."
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OMG at the comments...
"So fantastic I brought two."
"This price is fatastic, and thanks to hotukdeals again for sharing the love ordered two..."
You dropped 20K on two IDENTICAL GOLD VIBRATORS????!?!?!?!!!
Seriously, major recession, children starving all over the world, people dying, hideous tragedy everywhere.....yet you don't just spend 10K on a ridiculous vibrator, you do it twice.
If I was any good with my gifs, you would see the Professor right here...
I don't want to live on this planet any more.
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LOL. One of the comments was "This price is fantastic." Uh.....
Kinda reminds me of when Victoria's Secret had that million dollar bra which was made of all diamonds or whatever. I was like "I want my bras to be pretty and comfortable...not have a bunch of diamonds in them!"
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The worst time to find out you're allergic to gold.....
Lol but for realz...I saw something similar to this on amazon (i think) a while back and i was like :o me wantsss....but then again I could always use a car instead...





I think the reviews are actually made-up ones mocking it - it did appear on hotukdeals, but that's a bargain hunting site so it was there as a WTF.
It would be interesting to see what cash4gold would think if you bought it, hit hard times and had to sell it on![]()
Dam all i can say is ,Never underestimate the intelligence of the average consumer . Lol i do believe now that they have put gold on everything thinkable. Oh the deep need to feel fancy while rubbing my cooch hahahah!
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