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    Is there a certain member whose posts and/or pics turn you on?

    Do they just hit the spot for you and you've never had the chance to really express it? Well here it is. Your chance that is.

    Who on this forum (man or woman) would you have sex with and why, assuming you were in the right place and time and the feelings were mutual?
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    everyone I've fucked who was awful in bed should be forced to have sex with each other so they can all, collectively, figure out why I never called them back.

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    The fantasy sold to women through out history that a man will come along & rescue us is a lie.

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    Would be quicker to list the ones i wouldn't have sex with. Sorry blues, you ain't getting none of this!
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    Totally unfair question for the blues.... So many... So little time.... How can I choose.
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    Kimklass. Because jasmine.

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    Here's my prediction for this thread.

    1. The pinkies will all want to have sex with each other.

    2. The blues, being eminently reasonable people, are perfectly happy with this.

    3. Barack Obama is re-elected. (Trust me on this. The polls were never "close.")

    Everybody lives happily ever after.

    The End

    P.S. This post suddenly feels like a weekend at Hef's.

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    I would bang the ever living shit out of yoda.

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    xoxoxxo
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    There deffinetly are some hotties here that I would love to play with & great personalities that you know would be wicked

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    I pick the lady blue Lopaw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unbeleavable View Post
    There deffinetly are some hotties here that I would love to play with & great personalities that you know would be wicked
    you can do better than this!
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    everyone I've fucked who was awful in bed should be forced to have sex with each other so they can all, collectively, figure out why I never called them back.

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    Nothing makes me feel like less of an adult than walking into several other people's apartments and realizing we all own the exact same lamp from K-mart.

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    The fantasy sold to women through out history that a man will come along & rescue us is a lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemiwinks31 View Post
    I would bang the ever living shit out of yoda.
    I was afraid something like this would happen...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by All Good Things View Post
    Here's my prediction for this thread.

    1. The pinkies will all want to have sex with each other.

    2. The blues, being eminently reasonable people, are perfectly happy with this.

    3. Barack Obama is re-elected. (Trust me on this. The polls were never "close.")

    Everybody lives happily ever after.

    The End

    P.S. This post suddenly feels like a weekend at Hef's.
    As long as the blues can watch then they are content.

    I want a foursome with Rickdugan, Yoda and Bem. The reason is because there have been times me and Rick have gotten into somewhat heated conversations, though not mean really, just disagreements. However, I seem to agree with him more often than not now so maybe the sparks will be tamer. As for Yoda and Bem, they tend to argue often and maybe deep down inside this shows how passionate they are. Then again maybe I'm really interested in watching the two of them get it on, or maybe just wrestle nude.

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    Blues: Yoda and Trem hands down :-).

    Pinks: If she weren't a friends of mine - Strippername. She's SO effing HOT!

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    Authority turns me on....so I'd prob go for like a moderator like Optimist or Djoser.....hehe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I was afraid something like this would happen...
    Shhh, shhh. Don't clench up in fear. It'll be better if you just relax your sphincter.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Hell yes to MistyRose getting a mention. Love her to pieces. Right on.

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    Shhh, shhh. Don't clench up in fear. It'll be better if you just relax your sphincter.





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    So how many stumps can you fit in your pussy?

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    Djoser can have me anyday. Few others too but I rather not say.

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    I was afraid something like this would happen...

    I noticed that you didnt 'thank' my post.......you ungrateful bastard.

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    I would have sex with most of the women on this forum... But, the real question is: What kind of sex?... I will work on a schedule and get back to you.

    My 3 categories will be:

    (1) Rough sex where I am the dom - This will include the women who have flamed me on various posts. I really want to spank and paddle them, and show them whose the boss.

    (2) Rough sex where I am the sub - Some of the women who have flamed me on various posts may also be included on this list, because their meanness actually turned me on.

    (3) Tender & sweet love-making - a few real sweat-hearts will be included here.
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    No way I'm naming names. if I forget one I will feel like a jerk later. The brain is the most important sex organ we have and NOTHING is more sexy to me than a funny, confident, sexy and intelligent woman who gives as well as she gets. To those of you ladies whose posts I enjoy reading, and you know who you are, it would be an honor and a privilege to wind up in the sack with any of you! Just one at a time though...I'm not getting any younger!
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    I had a two year affair with a SWer way the hell back ten years ago. She was brilliant and beautiful, but it was doomed from the start, mostly because she was way too young, but by the time I found out it was already too late to stop. Anyway I vowed never to play around here after that, and stuck to it all this time--except once I almost decided to try and meet someone 5 years ago, and suddenly it just blew up before we ever met. Probably for the best anyway.

    Now? I would love to meet a whole lot of you, and there's a few I know I would be very sorely tempted by. But like Yoda says, I don't think it's fair to name names. Plus it's almost like working in the clubs in here for me--and over the years I have learned to stay friends, even when there is a strong mutual attraction (like so I don't get fired). Sometimes that is almost better anyway.
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    Everything I would say has been said - it's impossible to list all of the ones I want to or would if given the opportunity; that'd be like, 30% or more of the site. If I tried to narrow that down to just the top picks, I'll forget someone and Murphy's Law dictates that that person will be the only one to read my post, LMAO. And DJ hit the nail on the head on another point - sometimes, friends really IS better. I LOVE meeting SW members, I like making new friends. BUT - because of that, I also feel it necessary to say that somewhere along the line I got a reputation for being a SW stalker of sorts, trolling the board for pussy. I'm very open about sex and love to flirt around here, but let it be known that besides my wife, I have never hooked up with anyone from SW. Well, technically I think GF1 has an account here, she posted like 3 times 2 years ago and never really came back, lol. So that doesn't count, and we were already dating.

    But you know what? I'm going to break with rest and actually try anyway. Because SOMEBODY has to get this thread going somewhere, and I certainly can't hurt my rep any, LMAO. This list is going to be based on MUCH more than just physical attraction. Can't do that, WAAAY too many, including some that I would love to meet and/or sleep with, but I'm going to narrow it to members I have spoken with or chatted with and there is something besides just physical attraction there. I'm also going to eliminate any that I know to be married or taken, unless I know they are open or swingers. So if you're not on this list but should be and you're in a serious monogamous relationship AFAIK - that's why.

    smofle - awesome friendship developed quickly, but if the sexual tension gets any worse I'm just going to die.
    ChefKitty - you already knew that though, didn't you?
    JoJoX - no mystery here, either.
    Pearl_Sugar - wait - can't put you on here. Or can I? Dammit - would you two figure out if you're open/poly or not already?!
    DesuvsDeath - technically you don't qualify anymore because of X, but I'm listing you anyway just to settle the question here.
    KS Stevia - haven't heard from you in ages, have no idea what your situation is anymore. But on the list you go until I know better.
    PrincessJas - see above.
    anouk.oui - you are totally my type, can't omit you despite barely knowing you, because AFAIK, you're still single.

    So - there it is - somebody finally getting right down to it. I am 100% sure I missed a BUNCH of names, but I tried. If you're not on the list - don't be offended; you either fell into one of the exclusionary categories above, or I was worried about offending you (I'm silly like that), or I just spaced it because overload, lol. If you're pretty sure you SHOULD have been on there - feel free to chastise me for omitting you. If you're on the list and don't want to be - too bad. Stop being so sexy.
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    Hmmm, well since no one's said it... myself.
    Why? Because I'm always easy when I'm in the mood.

    But for reals, I'm too much of a horndog with the ladies to pick.

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    I would totally bang Vyanka! Because she thinks like a man and looks exactly like her avatar pic! hahahaha!!!!
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