




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
Wow. There are no words.





"The fuck did I just read?!" in the comments pretty much sums it up.
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink!
Lmao! I like how in the "tags" section below the article there is a tag for "stolen tuna taco". That's rich.
maybe i should try this!
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