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    Quote Originally Posted by Juliette Gunn View Post
    Hahaha! Talking to little wallet people is much easier!
    Seriously!! You don't have to think about why they might want you, or trying to impress them, or how they might be feeling, or if they can afford it, or should they be spending the money, or will this be helping them emotionally....or any of that stuff. They are just wallets. Leather and mickey mouse arms. Why care about what a wallet thinks of you?

    Its so silly, but I do SO much with imagining silly things...

    Another one that I LOVE (that you might too, if you find that people get under your skin) is really visualizing the kick and ban buttons. If someone pisses me off, and I can feel a comment starting to worm it's way under my skin and kill my good mood, I use the button, and picture it in the most ridiculous way EVER. I end up finding my mental image so funny that my mood completely recovers, and I no longer care that he said I was ugly. For example, my most recent banning was carried out by Thor. In my mind, he shot down from the ceiling, swinging his hammer, and squished that annoying little custy completely flat. (Side benefit, thinking about Thor makes me kinda horny....) LOL!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManyRoses View Post
    Seriously!! You don't have to think about why they might want you, or trying to impress them, or how they might be feeling, or if they can afford it, or should they be spending the money, or will this be helping them emotionally....or any of that stuff. They are just wallets. Leather and mickey mouse arms. Why care about what a wallet thinks of you?

    Its so silly, but I do SO much with imagining silly things...

    Another one that I LOVE (that you might too, if you find that people get under your skin) is really visualizing the kick and ban buttons. If someone pisses me off, and I can feel a comment starting to worm it's way under my skin and kill my good mood, I use the button, and picture it in the most ridiculous way EVER. I end up finding my mental image so funny that my mood completely recovers, and I no longer care that he said I was ugly. For example, my most recent banning was carried out by Thor. In my mind, he shot down from the ceiling, swinging his hammer, and squished that annoying little custy completely flat. (Side benefit, thinking about Thor makes me kinda horny....) LOL!!

    Gasp! I did that once with a religious doorknocker! He kept trying to stick the church card in the door because I wouldn't take it and just never heard me when I explained to him I didn't want to be saved. He kept insisting that I NEED to have a relationship with Jesus Christ to go to heaven and kept trying to stick the invitation in the door because he thought since I didn't want it, the door would. He eventually left after successfully sticking the card in the door. These people drive me crazy. They don't listen! And I hate it when people stick flyers on the door and this guy was trying to do it while I was telling him no!

    I was imagining with great intensity that I would open the screen door and slap the invitation card out of his hand and I had Captain America say "justice is served" in my head. It's stupid but it made me grin and forget about him.

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