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    I hate having roommates. I hate having roommates. I hate having roommates. I hate having roommates. I hide in my room so I don't have to come out and make small talk with people who I don't give a fuck about and who I know don't give a fuck about me either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by audrey_k View Post
    How is watching how much I drink so I'm not totally sloshed focusing on money outside of work?

    I am a notorious lightweight and keep a close eye on how much I drink

    I think the guy was wrong on many levels.

    First, while I am also famously oblivious[IOW if you did not bring it up I may have not considered how late it was and how you were getting home] it is pretty bad form to let a girl get home on her own at 3AM

    Hell, if he really didn't have the money a romantic gesture might have been to do the bus routine with you

    Besides, from a completely guy perspective the closer he gets you to you front door, the odds of him getting in skyrocket!

    Sounds like the odd of him getting in took a nose dive....................

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    I was typing all that in a rush to get out the door. What I was trying to say and what I was apauled at was Audrey consciously valuing her worth down to the nickle & dime.

    he had already spent 30+ pounds on the evening I'm not sure if I had a right to expect that on a first date he would shell out another 25 pounds for me to take a taxi.

    Of course he should have! Unless he didn't have it. But then he could have taken the bus with you as oldster said. Why wouldn't he? One of the more memorable first dates I had was helping a drunk date break into her house when she left the keys on her dresser, and her roomate left, then wouldn't answer her phone. It was a massive hassle that left me bruised the next day. But, it gave me a story to tell.

    People show their ass when they're drunk. He could have helped you home, but he didn't. So, he probably won't be very reliable in the future.

    How has reacted since? Has he owned up to being a tosser?
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    We haven't spoken about it since. Honestly he's been really wonderful helping me with things since we met a few weeks ago, so I'm on the fence with how I feel about him. I was a bit surprised at the taxi thing because it doesn't really match with his other behavior. The only reason I have a GP at the moment is because he went through the process with me on the phone for 20 minutes... I probably text him about 5 times a day with totally random things from "where can I buy a really cheap mirror to hang on my wall?" to "where can I go to print out a plane ticket? do you have Kinkos here?" and he always gets back to me in a few minutes. He's explained English politics to me, he talked to me on the phone for an hour at 4am (even though he had to be at work at because I was upset about being called a "disgusting American bitch" by all the girls I work with and being told "go back to America" by the DJ. When I was with him he was very gentlemanly, the taxi thing aside, opening doors for me, helping me put on my coat, pulling out my chair, paying for drinks, etc-- when we were walking to the bus stop we started making out and he was the one that stopped it, saying he liked me a lot and didn't want to screw it up especially as I had been drinking (I wasn't going to sleep with him but may have done a few other things!).

    But I have a very negative opinion of English men to be honest with you, I have had SUCH shitty experiences every time I've dated an English guy. I feel like they're all romance and sweet-talk and once they get you in bed they disappear, they're just so dishonest. At least American men can own being asshole players, Englishmen act like they're wonderful chivalrous men and then turn on you. So he won't be getting anywhere near my underwear for a long time cause I am not interested in being another notch on some English guy's bedpost! I'm not going to perpetuate the "American woman are whores" stereotype they all believe....

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    Ok, so was the DJ 'busting your balls' like you're cool, he'll do things for you, but likes to give you shit like a brother, or is he just being an ass?



    I want to root for this guy, but I don't know. Let's see how he acts with you around his mates. If he treats you like his Guinevere, then we can let him slide on getting smashed & cheap/lazy.
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    No, it was definitely a I-hate-you-stupid-American-bitch-watch-me-do-everything-I-can-to-fuck-up-your-money-for-the-next-four-hours thing, not a brotherly joking kind of thing.

    Yeah, he hadn't been so wonderful and sweet in every other aspect I would be more likely to stick him in the cheap and lazy category. But he definitely knocked back getting laid a few weeks with the not paying for the taxi thing...

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    Going for a vanilla job interview... first time I've gone for a job interview in months without wearing fake eyelashes, a low v-neck top and tight jeans!

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    Good Luck! Downplay your American arrogance and uplay your American ingenuity and determination!
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    Actually, the best interview advice I can give is to act as if you already have the job and the interviewer is just someone you are getting to know. Ask questions about the position, be more interested in that and don't talk about yourself except when asked. That casual but direct approach has always worked for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Holliday View Post
    Good Luck! Downplay your American arrogance and uplay your American ingenuity and determination!
    Jeez, really^ what's up w/your pithy comments lately

    Anyway, good luck dear I know you'll do fine!


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    I'm still waiting for the massage story[taps foot impatiently]

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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    Jeez, really^ what's up w/your pithy comments lately

    Anyway, good luck dear I know you'll do fine!
    Yeah I'm about one more snippy comment away from blocking you Doc
    thanks hun!
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    Good luck Audrey! The first interview after dancing or other sex work is so surreal because they are judging on talent and smarts versus looks so it's a bit different but so fulfilling. I'm sure you'll be great! Don't forget to ask questions (employers like this)and a good question to ask is "what is your goal and how can I help you reach it?". I saw this on a television show and asked at my last interview.

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    I love listening to Julee Cruise, it reminds me of being in New Orleans with my husband. That was the happiest time of my life. I miss red wine. I have to get into work so I can buy a good bottle of wine.
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    I forgot how gross, ACV in water is, but decided to start drinking it again after finally finding Braggs brand in the UK. hope to get used to it and be glowing lol.
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    I wonder if Katy Perry roars when she has sex?
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    ueergh i just posted that my free night off is now sexless as my dude is elsewhere, and this customer messaged me straight away asking if i fancy a date. can't even respond, ew, he looks 10 years older than he is and is just too fawny and cringeworthy ew.

    also what the heck can i do now, apparently nobody is around to go for dinner, it's a nice evening!

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    Catch a theatre, live music show, art-house coffee shop, someplace people will be, you may meet someone, but if not there's something to entertain you?
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    Is it weird that I am spending my Easter lying in bed in my PJs, re-watching a season of Walking Dead and eating Indian food and I'm totally content?

    I've been kind of depressed all week to not be able to see my family today-- this is my first holiday without them-- but I've so totally exhausted from four days of work that being able to pig out and watch TV and lie in bed is making me intensely happy...

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    I thought I was the only 1 spending Easter in bed!, I had plans but woke up today and could not move, was tired even after shower and green tea, working double shifts has killed me, Hope the weather is better tomorrow as I have to do stuff.
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    I haven't left my bed except to take a shower and pay the delivery guy for the Indian food! These last four days absolutely killed me I'm absolutely knackered.... I have a ton of shit to do tomorrow as well, I'm so annoyed it's a bank holiday cause I wish I could just do my errands! Are even like the grocery stores gonna be closed tomorrow?

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    I have mentioned this dancer I worked with many years ago that I actually became friends with. I rarely became friends but she was an exception. Anyway her story is tragic, she got hooked on drugs, got fired for turning tricks so she became a streetwalker. I found several of her arrests in the paper from many years ago and assumed she would be dead soon.

    Fast forward to now. If I found the right one, she really has changed for the better. She has received a bachelor degree and is working towards a masters in counseling and works as an addictions counselor. She also runs an animal rescue home. I emailed her asking if it is her. This would be cool if it's her and she wants to reconnect.

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    Just booked a 3 day trip to Berlin for May. I love that my job gives me the freedom to travel as I please and that I live in a city where it's so easy to travel to cool places!

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    SO BLOODY HAPPY to see my flatmate has ceased to sleep on the fucking couch in the living room and is now sleeping in his bed (I don't know why the fuck he's been doing that, he's a bit of an odd one but whatever hopefully it's over). Our kitchen is open to the living room and the fridge is actually in the living room, so I have not been able to cook any real food once I return from work the last week and have been surviving on rice pudding and creme brullee, which I love but isn't really a meal. Call me a pig but what gets me through the last couple hours of a rough shift is imagining all the fattening crap I'm going to stuff down my throat once I get home since I don't eat during the day if I have to work.... tonight, noodles AND leftover Indian food.... yes yes yes...

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    It's kinda funny the looks you get from a cashier when you buy condoms and baby oil at the same time...
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