I remember several years ago Howard Stern talking to a playmate about Hugh Hefner's love of baby oil.
Is it not well known baby oil is also for sex?



I remember several years ago Howard Stern talking to a playmate about Hugh Hefner's love of baby oil.
Is it not well known baby oil is also for sex?
Nope silly, its just a persona that entertains the masses, yourself included. - KS_Stevia
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(everything I post should be considered a work of fiction)



I thought so, but I think the non-latex ones are safe? I've never used baby oil though. So If I were the cashier, I would have thought your motivations of purchase were either a) you just had a baby and didn't desire a second baby, so you got baby oil then remembered condoms! or b) you're being prepared for protected sex and maybe a rub down.
Nope silly, its just a persona that entertains the masses, yourself included. - KS_Stevia
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(everything I post should be considered a work of fiction)





Or I was picking up the baby oil was for someone else-which was the case. I just thought the "look" from the girl behind the counter was interesting. Of course, it could have been the fact that I was buying Magnums....![]()





Dude, put the smart-ass sarcasm away and step back from the keyboard. That wasn't even remotely funny. By the way, for the record, if I'm wearing the latex it damn well is my business since my safety, the safety of another human being and the possibility of newborn are all at stake.





My weird flatmate who sleeps in the living room is moving out. YAY. He's so odd, the other two are awesome but I just find him strange. He's nice and everything, there's just something a little weird there-- and seriously, who sleeps in the living room? Why would you WANT to do that?I asked him why and he said that the mattress was damaged so he's been waiting for a new one, but it arrived days ago and he's still sleeping in there. Now he's complaining about mold in his room (our flat gets very humid so we have humidifiers everywhere, although neither me or the couple that lives here have issues in our rooms...) and says he's moving out, which is fine with me. My flatmate made a post and we've already got 10 viewings lined up, some for today which I'm not mad about because I won't get much sleep. Many mornings of pigging out after work ahead!





I went out, restaurant, club and casino for the first time in ages on Sat and it felt good not being at work, gotta do it more often.
xoxo





I do weird things w/ food. If I am not going by a specific recipe I will pretty much reach blindly into the spice cabinet & throw in whatever I randomly pull out. Tonite I discovered that a generous pour of McCormick Grill Mates Molasses Bacon + a little less Paprika + a dash of Cinnamon = a not-bad pasta topping.





Just be sure the little dispensing cap is firmly on when using the orange extract...
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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My dad got high once before making a giant vat of spaghetti that was to last us a few days, & started going through the spice cupboard dumping all kinds of shit in the sauce.
It was going really well & he was also having great fun, but the orange extract cap was loose and most of it went in. He still made us eat it for 3 days, it was really bad.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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^^^^ lol My ex from uni actually did smtg similar, ended up dumping an entire container of paprika(along w/ God knows what else) into the carbonara mix. I luvs me sm paprika but God. Al. Mighty. I nvr did find out just what questionable substance he had ingested prior to this Emeril From Hell moment but it did teach me that relative sobriety while cooking goes a long way.





So, the guy I told ya'll about who wouldn't/couldn't pay for my taxi turned out to be a total ass. He's just odd, one day he's blowing up my phone, calling me, etc and then he disappears for two days and doesn't respond to my messages and comes back with something like "so sorry gorgeous having problems with my phone xx" "so sorry babe was visiting the family xx." We're not boyfriend/girlfriend so obviously he doesn't need to be at my beck and call, but it just seems like a red flag for a lot of "wtf is going on he hasn't texted me back is he mad/sick of/annoyed with me" moments in the future that I don't really want to deal with. The last time we made plans-- he was the one who called me and said he wanted to get together as soon as he got back in town-- he just completely flaked on me and didn't even have the decency to tell me until the afternoon of. He apologized and tried to reschedule with me but I said I was busy. Now I haven't heard back from him in 4 days right now (I texted him a couple days after that) and I'm sure I'll get something but I'm just going to ignore it. On to the next one!





I knew I'd get something from him... woke up to a text apologizing he's been so busy at work blah blah. Just ignored it. Men are so predicable sometimes!





My landlords want to meet w/ me this wk to discuss 'rent & future plans'. This has me a bit nervous thinking they know or are suspicious of my dancing (they are religious); also nervous bc these are things I was hoping to discuss w/ my guy first when he comes home in two wks. They do not want to wait that long.
Edit: once I told them I really have no clear idea of my guy's plans they dropped the subj, at least the hubby did.
My previous club mgr also owns a vanilla business & offered to give them a cover story on my behalf if they start asking ??s abt my job.
Last edited by Aniela; 05-11-2014 at 09:39 AM. Reason: Update





^Don't get paranoid it shows!





I hate bridal showers. Got invited to one and I never attend them and never will. Especially since this is my dad's side of the family and they drive me nuts. I get more annoyed because I have to call and tell them I will not be attending and hate telling people no matter I will never attend one.





Slept for a whole two hours last night... could not fall asleep so took a sleeping pill around 3:30 and woke up at 6:30 after having a weird dream and couldnt fall back asleep. Had to switch to a different medication on Sunday and it's making me super jittery and amped up, I hate it, but nothing can be done. Not a fan of the NHS at the moment, I had no luck getting a doctor to write me a prescription quickly enough and couldn't even get an appointment with a private doctor for two weeks so I had to resort to going through the black market just to get what I have... I have a million things to get done today and I feel like there's not much point in even staying in bed since I've just been tossing and turning for the last 4 hours. But I FEEL tired and I have to work until 5am tonight, gonna be such a mess at work and I really need to not be!





love this time when im in my bed, after doing a weekend of double shifts, knowing I don't have to do anything tomorrow, or work for a few days.
xoxo





My weird flatmate who sleeps in the living room is gone.... thank god, I just want to dance. I got to come home and turn the lights on and bake an actual pizza for dinner, it was beautiful.





W00T finally found this pair of knickers for work that I have spent wks searching for. I was so convinced that Stripper Gremlins had made off w/ them & pissed since the little buggers didn't even leave a tip ... Then I find said knickers gazing up at me innocently from the bottom of the clean-laundry basket.
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