The amazon link below the picture takes you to it (http://www.amazon.com/OXO-Stainless-...ple+slicer+oxo).
It really works perfectly. From pineapple to a perfectly cut and cored spiral slice in less than a minute.





The amazon link below the picture takes you to it (http://www.amazon.com/OXO-Stainless-...ple+slicer+oxo).
It really works perfectly. From pineapple to a perfectly cut and cored spiral slice in less than a minute.





They won't deliver to me because I'm in the UK, I'm gonna have to do a search for it!





Party at Lestat's!
Hi, Audrey. Poor girl... I am very sad to read that. I only worked in Kiev and I can't imagine that situatian in europe strip clubs was so bad.... It's awfully, that a good dancer and nice girl can't earn enough money in London (!). I was so innocent about stripping in Europe... But my last hope is to earn some money in Luxembourg in the nearest future.
I wish you good luck and earn a lot of money)) You are a man of spirit!
Hi, Audrey. Poor girl... I am very sad to read that. I only worked in Kiev and I can't imagine that situatian in europe strip clubs was so bad.... It's awfully, that a good dancer and nice girl can't earn enough money in London (!). I was so innocent about stripping in Europe... But my last hope is to earn some money in Luxembourg in the nearest future.
I wish you good luck and earn a lot of money)) You are a man of spirit!





I want a beautiful tropical garden with a huge water fountain/ waterfall installation in the middle. I want to grow all kinds of fruits, vegetables, herbs, flowers, and mushrooms. I'm going to retire and just grow plants all day and trip on shrooms every full moon.
"Dancing tables, making deals with devils like a drunk beauty queen"





I got the MOST disturbing request ever today:
"Hi, my name is *****. I saw your profile and you seem sexy and very open-minded which is exactly what I am looking for in a woman. I see that you are open to role playing and I just want to let you know what my fantasy is before-hand, as some might find it a bit strange.
I would like you to dress up as a schoolgirl and act like you are 10, 11 years old. I will be your babysitter and I will start touching you inappropriately. I need you to act like you are uncomfortable with me touching you. It's not a rape fantasy per se but it is along those lines. I know it's a bit naughty but it is my fantasy. I am willing pay double your normal rate.
Hope to hear from you, cheers ***"
A bit naughty? No it's fucking sick and it makes me feel sick! Not a rape fantasy per-se? No, it's fucking pedophilia AND rape which makes me even more disgusted. I have no issue with the school-girl thing, I always bank when I go full-out in school girl costume at the SC, but this is taking it to a WHOLE other level. I almost wish there was somewhere I could report him. I know you can't criminalize someone for having bad thoughts, but I also know sex offenders tend to begin by having their fantasies role-played for them and then when that isn't enough they move on to the real thing.





I have so many twenty pound notes in my wallet to deposit from yesterday it won't zip shut.
Sorry guys after last month I just have to brag a little bit.![]()





My ex called asking if I wanted some company this morning. I told him "You can come over, but don't expect anything I'm on my period and don't feel good". He came over anyway with breakfast and coffee. He is such a sweety!





U.S.A.!!!
U.S.A.!!!
U.S.A.!!!
Bitches!!!
The girl who is interning at my day job today asked me who my manager was so I told her & she followed up with "I was just wondering since I see you going so many different things all the time". Yup...





I have gotten like 6 e-mails asking for bookings on the 4 of July. I NEVER get requests to book over a week in advance! I feel like it's a conspiracy and they just want to dominate an American girl on the day we kicked England's ass. I will not be having sex with any English people on the 4th of July I will be wearing red/white/blue and drinking at the Independence Day party at Benjamin Franklin's old residence and then staying up late so my friend can send me live footage of fireworks at the beach.... if I get some random American expat looking for a booking then I will take him up on it but the English can fuck themselves!


I'm really happy (:





I did a early today which, I never do on fridays and feel weird being at home now, but I am craving to eat a snack but im not hungry ugh, Im just trying to sip water.
xoxo
I have a twin sister and today is our birthday. My sister texted me that there was a video of our 3 yr old nephew singing happy birthday to us on facebook and I don't have my own account so I logged in w/ my mom's to watch, and he is the cutest thing! When he got to the part of the song w/ our names my SIL was like "R*** and A*****!" and he paused and got all indignant and was like "Not both of them!" And she was like "Yes, it's both their birthdays, they're twins!" And he wasn't having it lol he was like "No! Not both of them! I don't want to!" Then my SIL was like "Just say happy birthday and I love you" and he did and it's soooooo cute.



I was never to keen on smoking weed... But these last two months have been hectic and I've been smoking weed everyday and I'm extremely happy about it ☺️










I am sitting here watching Aniela do an Iguana on my pole...shes really good!
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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For all you current & future fans of the Almighty George Carlin:
Drawn from his 'Playing w/ Your Head' album.





just got the most epic typo from my regular..woke up to " i had a dream about you shitting on my face"..then another one saying " i mean sitting! sitting on my face".


/beginrant
I hate being a Gemini.
I hate being in "limbo" right now.
I hate not knowing what I want, or DON'T want, from life.
I hate spinning my wheels, not feeling/being motivated, inspired, or happy.
I hate this mess I've seem to have gotten myself into.
I loathe the insane amount of weight I've been gaining, and the fact that I've haven't had the fucking willpower to shave it all back down through food and exercise.
I love how my Adderall helps me bitchslap all that into perspective for me again like a normal human being.
/endrant
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