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    I like being alone, I just don't like being lonely.




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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveyDovey View Post
    Anyone here in Los Angeles? Stay safe.
    Those fires. I mean, just as one is put out, another one starts.
    The latest one in Santa Clarita has burned more land than the entire island of Manhattan!
    Even the Hollywood sign got close to being burned by a fire near it.
    The smoke has travelled as far as Arizona.
    But, when I talk with my friends who still live in L.A., they all tell me they don't smell smoke, and act oblivious to it.
    It's bizarre.
    #Denial

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    I was at the park, sitting at a picnic table and feeding a trio of friendly squirrels. One squirrel jumped up and climbed onto my shoulder, which I thought was pretty fantastic since they've never done that before.

    But then I turned around to see that one of the other squirrels was raiding the bag of peanuts! He ran off with one and when I turned back around, his "partner" was gone.

    I felt so used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R-209 View Post
    I was at the park, sitting at a picnic table and feeding a trio of friendly squirrels. One squirrel jumped up and climbed onto my shoulder, which I thought was pretty fantastic since they've never done that before.

    But then I turned around to see that one of the other squirrels was raiding the bag of peanuts! He ran off with one and when I turned back around, his "partner" was gone.

    I felt so used.
    Aww, Ry, I'm sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elektra Luxx View Post
    Aww, Ry, I'm sorry.
    Thanks. And then the squirrel came right back, wanting another peanut! Just look at him...

    0000.jpg

    Yes, I gave him one.

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    We didn't have rain since the flooding stopped in May until this week, and we got two inches. Pastures are getting green again.

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    I have this headache that's making me light-headed. I'm drinking water because I think I'm dehydrated. Also, I can't stop thinking about food and not even healthy food. I'm thinking chili dogs, cheese burgers and fries, beef fajita tacos,

    and a diet coke because I have to think of my weight. jk lol

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    I like being alone, I just don't like being lonely.




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    So I have worked 6 days in a row, am working tomorrow and probably through Saturday, by body is about to snap in half, and I feel like I want to bite someone and cry.
    /rant.

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    Will someone come over and rub my feet?

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    I would gladly rub any part of your body you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baer45 View Post


    Omg. Why am I laughing seeing those pictures of Hilary and Obama hugged up.

    I'm telling you I wish I was a porn producer. Geriatric porn baby! I'd do a geriatric interracial porn with Hilary and Obama and they can hold each other after sex like in that picture lol! then do a swingers porn with Hilary/Bill and Obama/Michelle and Trump/Melania.
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    I just worked 7 days in a row and I'm going to have to go in for the next 3 days. I feel like I am going to die.

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    I can't decide what I'm doing ... Again !
    I am still running my vanilla biz via laptop but I was getting so bored and feeling a lack of involvement in my city, so I got a little part time gig here. I think I made the right choice but now I'm stressing a little because I'm not *fully* mobile which is something I worked really hard over the last 8-9 months to achieve. I can travel with my vanilla customers ( all online ) and I can abandon my massage customers ( plenty of other great ladies to see ). I am feeling stressed about joining a team and letting people down if I decide to take off again soon.

    Having a lot going on provides a lot of richness to day to day living for me but I hate feeling like I'm letting people down. I'm alternating between just putting Asia on the calendar for Sept / Oct or maybe just waiting till Jan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Omg. Why am I laughing seeing those pictures of Hilary and Obama hugged up.

    I'm telling you I wish I was a porn producer. Geriatric porn baby! I'd do a geriatric interracial porn with Hilary and Obama and they can hold each other after sex like in that picture lol! then do a swingers porn with Hilary/Bill and Obama/Michelle and Trump/Melania.
    Back in February, I answered a Craigslist "writing gig" ad for someone who wanted help with producing adult movies. When we went over the plan, he was looking to make porn parodies of (just) Hillary's ads and logos. Unfortunately, he never actually put it all together.
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    Why did people start riding horses?

    I'm imagining a group (herd?) of horses run by a group of people. One of them said 'I'm gonna ride it.'
    If customers are still going to be handsy, I'm keeping both layers of thongs securely in place, thankyouverymuch.
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    ^^ that said...

    Why did people start eating eggs?

    When I see an egg, I don't look at it as food. Like, how on earth did someone first see an egg and think, "Oh hey, now that's food!"

    I don't get it.

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    I heard that women are less likely to negotiate for higher wages and they work harder without expecting recognition. Not sure if that's true, just from what I heard.

    But as sex workers, we also know that men loves bitches and demanding women.

    My theory is that a woman is actually more likely to keep her job, have more freedom, and garner more respect if she freely stood up for what she wants instead of being afraid of coming across as "pushy and demanding". Like, if she acts like she's such an asset that when her boss tells her to work overtime for no pay and she looks him straight in the eyes and say no, he's going to think she's more valuable as a worker and less likely to fire her. He starts to value her time, because SHE values her time.

    He might even get into a position where he's trying to appease her, and he believes her because she herself act like her farts smell like roses. And when she asks for a raise, he too believes that she deserves it and gives it to her, otherwise he's afraid that he's going to lose this valuable, confident, competent employee of his.

    It's when she becomes a yes-man to everything the boss says, the boss starts to look down on her and demand more from her for less, and then eventually fire her once she's worn out.

    As sex workers, we know that you teach a man how to treat you, and if your boss is a man, particularly so.

    Am I full of shit?


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    I feel like computers are outdated. I do literally everything on my cell phone, and during down time when I'm waiting etc. Even my classes don't really require papers (one a semester sometimes), just studying. It just feels so outdated idk. I'm only using mine to work on music in my spare time

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    i cant trade my stocks on a small cell phone.

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    I feel the need to put peanut butter on myself then lick it off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Omg. Why am I laughing seeing those pictures of Hilary and Obama hugged up.

    I'm telling you I wish I was a porn producer. Geriatric porn baby! I'd do a geriatric interracial porn with Hilary and Obama and they can hold each other after sex like in that picture lol! then do a swingers porn with Hilary/Bill and Obama/Michelle and Trump/Melania.
    This is killing me! Lmfao

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    This is so fucked up and strange....

    My roommate goes outside every morning around 5am to do gardening stuff. She looks down the street and sees a 2 yr old walking barefoot with only diapers on, no clothes. Walking towards the dead end street. Looks lije someone just left him there stranded on purpose. She rant to get him and some stranger in a car already pulled over to get him too.

    That lady calls the cops and they both wait there til the cops come. Baby has no bruises or anything. He also almost got hit by a cargo truck!

    No status on that child. Police took him to child services. This is aweful. People are horrible. The baby is not from the neighborhood either.

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    Wow. I can't imagine growing up with sh*tty piss poor parents. How the hell you let your baby wander around like that. It's a good thing normal people found the baby and not some sick predator.
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss.a.p1600 View Post
    Wow. I can't imagine growing up with sh*tty piss poor parents. How the hell you let your baby wander around like that. It's a good thing normal people found the baby and not some sick predator.
    Yes, me too!

    Cops think he was just left there on purpose, bc there were no break ins around the neighborhood. No emergency calls or anything. Just odd too. I live on a dead end street and across the street there's an import company that has trucks coming in and out all of the time. One of the trucks nearly touched him by mistake. He did not see the child.

    Ugh. I hate humans. I really do.

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