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Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
You ever go somewhere in a public place, like an airport, and an inappropriate song(like "How Many Licks" by L'il Kim for example) randomly pops up in your head? Yeah..




There's a grocery store near me that does this A Lot. I don't watch everything being rung up, but noticed that they frequently have 'specials' - a bin in the middle of an isle with a special price, you impulsively grab it, and they Charge The Regular Price! I now know to watch that, they go check and give me the 200% refund. (While I am mumbling in my grumpy 'Get Off My Lawn Voice' that Home Depot got caught doing that, Big Big Class Action Lawsuit, LOL)
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I don't know what it is about me that says "wife me up." Everyone wants to choke me or date me. Or both. This job is weird.
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... Kittens are assholes but they're just so darn cute.





Remember when businesses used to use Muzak? Muzak knew what it was doing. Now you hear music with lyrics, and so annoying you have to leave before you can buy anything.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjSAiqOhOuQ
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I was at Safeway picking up my prescriptions when this song started playing:
So bizarre. I loved that movie when it came out and I was like eight years old, but I don't think I've ever heard it on any kind of radio since.





The Irish woman who rents a room from me… I kinda feel guilty about what I did to her, although I can’t stop laughing about it, either.
So the guy I work for owns a private plane, and he buys these lifelike rubber snakes to put on it for to keep the birds and mice away. Well, he had extras, so I asked if I could have them. Anyhow, the Good Idea Fairy paid me a visit yesterday, so I put two under her bedspread. And completely forgot about it until we were all about to go to bed last night, and this hysterical screaming suddenly erupted from her room.
I tell you, trying to convince someone you’re sorry while you’re laughing so hard that you just can’t get any words out… it took a long time, needless to say.
I probably should do something to atone for it, though. I kinda feel bad, but I don’t actually regret it. It was hilarious.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
I'm back in my home state now. I hate the snow, ice, and below freezing temps. I felt tempted to book another flight back out of here but can't for certain reasons. This kind of weather is depressing. If anyone needs me, I'll be hidden in my three layered blanket fort until spring.





Cold! It only got up to 54 yesterday.





Hardly any way to treat a renter. How about a weeks rent abatement.





This cough drop commercial from Finland is made entirely of win
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room










Damn, I'm so bored. I wish I could be transported to my dancing town without the drive ( 3 hours ! ).
I can't dance in this city, ALL my family is here . ;/
Maybe I'll just leave in the morning and have time to nap at the hotel first.





Tell your family to come tip you on stage!





^Haha! Love it ! As this point , they may not even care.
I was " spotted " years ago working in this state ( just as a cocktail waitress ) at a club . I think everyone assumes I grew up . Ha.





Looks like it will stay in the 60's through next Thursday. The fruit trees will bloom and a late freeze will kill the blooms.





Well finally I guess I'm pulling my shit together and doing ME.
I'm not wasting any time on traditional dating this weekend. The next few days are all about the $$.
Gonna hit the road, get out of town and strip , and hopefully have enough day time energy to move some vanilla sales forward too.
Double up and stack it . That's the plan.
Oh, and I got the coolest acting job in 6 days. A brewery patron for a beer pass tour business. Fu$^ing awesome.
I will be eating and drinking beer on camera and getting paid for it.





Hey everyone, thanks to this Marie Kondo lady thrift stores and consignment shops are getting more stock, which is awesome if you hate paying retail and/or like collecting unique things to decorate your home/garden.
My favorite charity thrift shop is having a clearance weekend sale because of this. I'm thrilled.





I love when custies bring me chocolate on the right week. Calmed the beast.





One of the barn managers is a HUGE Patriots fan, and she’s been carrying on and on and on about it all day long. So, as she was getting ready to leave, I dropped the bucket behind her car so she couldn’t get out because I had to put forks on to unload a hay delivery. Even drove right by her and yelled, “you hate us because you ain’t us” at her.
I love it when the stars align just right.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room





The song that plays in my head when a nasty fucking customer whips out his nasty dingaling in vip. Put that fucking shit away and pay me, asshole...
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