


What guys say: You shouldn't be doing this/I bet your parents are so proud of you!/You are too good/smart/nice/sweet to be on this site.
What they mean: My self-imposed sense of moral superiority helps me cope with being confronted with a sex worker who is way more beautiful/smart/out of my league/expensive than I had anticipated. I came on here to fap my tiny pencil dick, but now my ego feels even smaller. OH NO......I sad.
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Says: "Fuck that pussy deeper. I want to see that whole 10 inch dildo in your cunt."
Means: "I really don't understand how a vagina works, since my penis has never been in one. I never had contact with a cervix before."
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What guys say on cam: "So are you seeing anyone right now?"
What guys actually mean on cam: "Damn! These per minute prices are killing me. She is a whore, right? So, that means that no one can love her and she will jump at the chance to date me a nice guy like me. I bet no other guy in the world has ever thought of this cunning and devious plan before. Wow, I am smart!"
What guys say on cam: "I like you!"
What guys actually mean on cam: "I like free boobies!"




-guy asks whats so special about me I charge 5.99/min... I tell him im worth it
"I'm sure you think your worth $5.99/min its better to do alot of shows at 1.99/min like every other girl on here than no shows at $5.99/min"
*Beth gets taken exclusive for $9.99/min right after he says this*
I wonder how stupid that guy felt after that...BAM lol
Translation - Im just a cheap motherfu****, so cheap I try to haggle down items off the dollar menu when I order at mcdonalds lol...
"fat ass who would waste money on you" = "i can't get any and i want you to feel like i do" = "why can't i do that for money"
"overpriced" = "i want a free show" = "im a broke ass bitch" = "i'm jealous that others can take you pvt"
Lol, one of my favorite
"Oppan chest" = "Take off/untie whatever garment is around your tits"
One of the creepiest I got
"Warm your belly button hole" Learned later it meant "I have a belly button fetish and I want to pee/fuck your bellybutton"
"brb" = for some reason I will not spend money on you but I'm too much of a coward to actually say it and I am never going to come back





"I want to be your sugar daddie. Let's get EXL. (Tips $50 Gold in EXL)
What He Meant: "Maybe this $50 tip and the fact that I took her to EXL to prove myself to be a sugar daddy will make her want to meet up with me and fuck me. I mean, she will meet me in person and fuck me after this, right?"
WRONG.WRONG.WRONG. But thanks for the $17.50 tip, plus the 3 minutes you spent in EXL after you realized the only way I'd be your sugar baby was over the internet dumb ass![]()
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Guy: "Show us something beautiful."
(I'm broke and trying to pay in compliments)
Me: "Sure, just check my room topic for what to tip."
Guy: "You're so pretty/ Have a beautiful smile/You're so nice."
( I still have no intention of tipping but paying her in compliments is sure to get her like me enough to flash me. I can get girls to do whatever I want by complimenting them. I am entitled to all the free flashes I want because I'm so nice.)
EvelynHeartsYou reminded me how much I missed this thread.
OMG, I think I could thank everyone that has posted anything in this thread. I love it.



May I just say that this might be one of the top threads on SW..ever.
Thanks JAC!
What customer says:
"When I get paid, I know who I'm going to."
What customer means:
"I'm never getting paid. Or, if I am, I'm not giving it to you. I'm just giving you the illusion that I have incoming money so hopefully you'll give me some attention and not think of me as a "freeloader."
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When guys say...
I love your eye bb! Look right at the cam for me!
or
Does it hurt wearing high heels?
or
I love how you giggle honey keep laughing for me
or
Stretch again for me bb your arms look so pretty
or
Your smile is sooooo beautiful bb smile reeeeeallly wide for me bb
What they mean is...
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This thread is pure Brilliance. I laughed so much, Im just about to go on cam and I feel so good! Okay so here is mine
Guy say: Bye, have a good day
(if he was just in private then it means: Bye, have a good day, but if he is in free chat...)
Guy means: Now this dumb Ho will see who really holds the power here and start paying me the attention I deserve.
This is most likely followed by
Guy say: I have to go to work
Guy means: My over inflated Ego will not allow me to just leave until you give value to my existence here, surely your dumb enough to get scared now do anything to try and get the money I don't have!
And usually there is one more attempt like
Guy says: So I'm going now
Guy means: This Ho is to dumb to realize that the problem here is her and I must make her believe that I have the money I wish I had because I am an egotistical misogynist who could not live with the thought that I couldn't get one over on a Ho.
Most often this guy will then park himself in your free chat for hours and sometimes even days. A Freudian wet dream.
this thread is hilarious, and true.
"I didn't get to see u do ____ last time" or " let me know when your ready to do _____" = you didn't do that thing in paid chat that you said you wouldn't even after I tipped you
"I go to a community college" = I'm broke and here to waste our time demanding your full attention, aka, ban me!
"I want to get to know you first"= I want to talk to you and/or jerk off to your voice/lips for free. also, ban me!
*takes you to exclusive without typing and tries to turn on C2C after you denied multiple times= I just want to flash my cock in the first 30s and leave

This thread is hilarious. I've been camming for less than 3 months and have heard almost all of them. Guys can be so sad...

Hi fat bitch. nice cow udders mooooooooo fucking slut= I am a loser who faps to 4chan in my moms basement all day because I can never get a vagina irl, so therefore I must troll women on camming sites who make more money than me to make me feel better about my pathetic existence.
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