




"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





that used to be a party game when i was a teenager..
^Really?! I never played the Cock-Slap game... I have to say I'm kind of grateful for this.
Also, can we talk about the fact that this man was trying to pay his own wife for sex? And now she's going to shack up with some guy she met online, anyway? Should've just paid a stranger....
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