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    3 weeks ago I had an audition at a club downtown Seattle. for some reason the waitresses at the club were allowed to enter and of course two of them won. anyone can dance fast and do cool tricks when you are in converse flats and actually work in a club. I went upstairs to get my bag and the manager offered these girls entertaining jobs at the club and both of them said no. I dont understand why they even tried out then but aside from that I was told to call the manager lady the next day and tell her how it went. so I did, then went in to talk to her. and she told me to go get my license and come back so we can start me. but it was thanksgiving weekend so all the buildings I needed to go to were closed and only open at the most inconvenient hours. So I waited for the weekend to pass and skipped class on tuesday to go down and get this 120$ license.
    I called her on Wed. to tell her and she said to come in Thursday, yesterday to talk to her. So I went in and she looks over my license and said the club has a certain "look" they like to uphold for the customers they attract and that I'm not really the fit. aka Im flat out too fat to work at this club is what she was saying. I am 35 hips, 33 waist, and 42 bust. I dont think you have to have a 24" waist to be attractive these days and I know how to dance, but she was not having it. so then she sent me up the street to a fat girl club where I had to pay for parking and ended up waiting at least 15 min for anyone to help me and was still waiting to talk to that manager. now becoming late for my actual job as management kept ignoring me in what seemed to be one of the darkest clubs I have ever been in. Every booth had a pole on it, there was no center stage just one kind of in the back with 3 poles on it, and I think it was pretty clear how the girls made their money there and Ive heard that it is a dirty club and it has been raided many times. So I left and on my way out there was 2 police cars parked right outside, can't tell if that was a good thing or a bad thing. But I think this whole thing has been extremely ridiculous and I have no clue why it is so difficult to get a job at a club.

    I hope someone reads this and can tell me what the deal is or if I'm just completely in the wrong and actually am fat for this industry.
    But all in all I guess its been a lesson learned and money wasted, I have 7 days to make tuition money now after attempting to get into the business 4 weeks ago and I know I wont make it figuring nobody will hire me. But I think that if I was too fat she could have told me before I wasted 120$ on a license that expires at the end of December anyways.
    This whole thing has been frustrating and what seems to be a huge hassle, when I was stoked to dance locally and finally be ahead of the game.

    Its just my experience, and it may be just because I live in Washington and club rules are ridiculous here.
    But if anyone has any opinions I would like to hear them. Now I am resorting to camming, I just hope its not as sneaky as hands on club work.

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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    Whether or not you're too fat depends on your height, how your weight is distributed, and how toned you are. If you feel comfortable doing it, post a photo of your body and we'll be able to answer that.

    Strip club management is notoriously disorganized and flip-floppy. I'm sorry that was your experience, but it's just the nature of the business. It sounds like you only went to two clubs though - is that all there is in Washington, or are there other clubs you can check out?

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    this seems normal. a 33' waist is really big, especially for a new girl. that was actually really nice of the manager to inform you that that was why you weren't hired, implying that if you lost weight then you could come back and get hired. it was also nice of her to refer you to a neighbor club. most clubs I've worked at have been dark on the inside in a neighborhood full of cops, that is not a bad thing at all. just because the club is seedy doesn't mean you can't make money. I'd give it a try. or find another club, Seattle has several.

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    I'm glad she told me I just wish she told me before I went and got my license, I could have kept working out for another month or so and maybe had a better chance. These are just the 2 closest clubs and I was hoping to work locally to save money in gas. Ive lost 3 inches since May so I'm confident I can lose more, it just takes time.
    Last edited by Shmamee; 11-30-2012 at 03:58 PM.

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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    no clue if that picture will show up or not, you can prob just paste the link

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    You can't just share the link to the location of the file on your computer :p
    You have to upload it to a website such as photobucket or imgur and paste that link. Or try it as an attachment here, but those are often glitchy.

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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    lol I didnt think it would work.

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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    Tone the midsection. This business is pretty much about looks. (Or at least it's supposed to be) I have seen much worse than you bank at some clubs, but ideally the more toned you are the more doors are open to you.
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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    that is true. thank you I'll work on it

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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    I gained a bunch of weight after my BA by making poor choices during my convalescence. I wasn't fat but I was chubby. It took months of hard work and now I'm down to a size 2. Nothing good is ever easy.
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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    I think you've a great bod, as said, just a bit of toning, it sound the two places put you thru a bit of bullsh*


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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    the girls who look like you in my club bank! i think you have great tits, but as other have said a toned midsection is never ever a bad thing! one club turned me down because my tits were too small , fuck em. there is a lid for every pot, just find a club that's a good fit for you .

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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    To the OP: did you measure your waist correctly?
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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    For many clubs you're a little bit heavy BUT your breasts are AMAZING. Lose a few lbs and looks-wise you'll be set to bank. :-)
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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    Now question is what do the boobs look like without support? Do they hit the ground running or stay up?
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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    They pretty much stay up, I dont have any sagging problems. Or visibly sagged stretch marks. If you work the chest muscles in the weight room it keeps them perky
    I'm gonna focus on toning and keep running for a couple more months and try a some new clubs. Im pretty sure I measured my waist right
    I guess all I can do is keep working at it, Thanks for all the great advice

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    I think I work at the club you had your first audition at (based on the description in your 'hello' thread)

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...58#post2419658

    Every club has it's own personality and some like more varied looks (thus attracting a wider range of customers) and some have a narrower range. This club hires a specific type and really goes for the natural hourglass figure. I'm one of the few dancers with implants and they aren't very big. So, as others have said, finding the right club may take a few tries before you find the right fit.

    Have you thought of Sin Rock? It's in Renton, but I've heard that it's 'cleaner' than some of the independent Seattle clubs.
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    Yeah I think you get the idea. You're right you don't have to have a 24" waist to be attractive. Since you look pretty damn good with a 35" one (which on most girls, would look preggo by comparison), I think you'd look great with one around 28". You look tall and have massive boobs so skinnier than that might even look strange on you. Either way, you're halfway there, I'd re-audition now. Dancing will make you lose weight even faster. Because I think with the right styling and club you could be good to go now, make sure your hair and makeup is awesome and plaaaaay up the boobs, you'll be fine

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    Default Re: whats the ratio of looks:personality

    ill check out the renton club, thanks for the advice
    and I think your right, if i have a 24" waist maybe i would look extremely odd shaped or look like I have huge implants. Im just gonna focus on getting into the 20s zone and then work from there

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