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I love to check out the CL ads for sb's... they're always hilarious.
the ones here in Atlanta are just sooooo ghetto
Check out this one, I love the classy pic of the fine dining
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/m4w/3466437132.html
grrrr.... don't know how to make it clicky...
Wow, 5k !!!!!





^Apparently, that's a lot of money in the poster's country of origin.




$5k diamond ring? YAWN. Even Diamond Nexus fake diamonds with a platinum band is worth more than $5k. What a toolbox.
"Where there is love there is life"-Mahatma Gandhi
"Be The Best, F!ck The Rest"- P.P.


Haha, I just have no idea why the first one has never been married. Hmmm....




I'll do you one better with the Cleveland Craigslist Pimp.
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/tlg/3432368248.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/tlg/3421032442.html
I swear I just lost some IQ points reading Cleveland pimp's ads. I can't even right now.





Okay...had to check out what Miami has to offer....and well, first I have to bring you what looks like a joke, but totally my experience with dating in Miami. Guys Ive actually had a first (and last) date with could have written either of these ads.
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/m4w/3406182795.html -
esp the, wanna be with a black girl, btw I have no car and cant host so yeah... Yup, I think I went out with him.
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/m4w/3470224250.html
Just got out of jail, No car, no job, on parole so cant travel...oh and he says he likes to hit the same girl over again, I think he means that literally.
And heres one of our finest splenda daddies
http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/m4w/3459989544.html
Though for the most part, its a lot of "I want to see you right now have cash to spoil you if youre willing to earn it", or "lets meet for drinks and see what happens..be a perfect 10 model white, latina between the ages of 21 and 23 only size 2... Im 60yo (but I look 35!!!!)" good looking,slighly overweight but have a huge sex drive!!!
In one actual ad, a guy went so far as to say, I can take you out, I might do that sometimes, but honestly I have a huge sex drive so Im not really going to want to do anything else with you...oh maybe some arm candy sometimes, but probably not, my sex drive is huge.
Miami.....gotta love it.
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink!




"White Asian and lating highly wanted
Must be in perfect A1 Shape."
I am in A1 shape!
idk what is a lating, but 'White Asian' would prob be hard to find.
Also from the dude that got out of jail: " a bit on the heavy side"... with no pic that usually means morbidly obese, right?
I thought you had nothing to do in jail but work out, shouldn't he be like ripped and covered in tattoos? /myfantasies
LMAO and that first guy with the 5k, that's not even Splenda that's off brand Sweet-n-Low.
Was the dude from Cleveland looking for dancers to manage trying to write a haiku. WTF?
Philly's finest http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/m4w/3470209734.html




This thread is full of win.




Pulling up some stuff from my area:
http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3469979656.html - cute 46 y/o trucker. OH HELL YES
One guy posted a picture of Edward Cullen, and I'm pretty sure I know somebody in one of the other ads lmao.
http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3453572892.html
"is your heat broke? " Thought it was in the wrong section, but nope.
also LOLOLOL you are artsy aren't you:
http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3463377118.html




http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3428254496.html
OH HELLO totally taking this offer right now.
http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3419635510.html
I kind of secretly hope this happened.





What a bunch of fucking, desperate losers!!!!!
Me+This Thread=Love!!!!!





I lost it at "you know..keep an eye on the tv and such"
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http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/3427538143.html
Is it just me or does this guy sound like an anal retentive type just from how he listed everything out? lol Even worse, he doesn't even try to sell himself!
http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/3410631692.html
And this, well this just creeped me out. A lot.
http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/3461159668.html
How romantic!!!!
Houston is just ewww.




He is tired of "normal" girls.
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/m4w/3471040774.html
LOVE the photo.
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/m4w/3456814406.html
WHAT THE FUCK.
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/m4w/3470536836.html




Oh! One more! This guy is a hella winner.
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/m4w/3467748642.html
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