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    Last edited by Jay12; 12-30-2012 at 11:07 PM. Reason: Go to page 2 for more ads.





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    Default Re: Another splenda daddy

    ::brb responding to this ad::
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    The fantasy sold to women through out history that a man will come along & rescue us is a lie.

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    I love to check out the CL ads for sb's... they're always hilarious.
    the ones here in Atlanta are just sooooo ghetto
    Check out this one, I love the classy pic of the fine dining

    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/m4w/3466437132.html

    grrrr.... don't know how to make it clicky...

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    Quote Originally Posted by missykrissy View Post
    I love to check out the CL ads for sb's... they're always hilarious.
    the ones here in Atlanta are just sooooo ghetto
    Check out this one, I love the classy pic of the fine dining

    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/m4w/3466437132.html

    grrrr.... don't know how to make it clicky...

    Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

    I couldn't stop laughing since it's in the wrong section!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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    Wow, 5k !!!!!

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    ^Apparently, that's a lot of money in the poster's country of origin.





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    $5k diamond ring? YAWN. Even Diamond Nexus fake diamonds with a platinum band is worth more than $5k. What a toolbox.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

    I couldn't stop laughing since it's in the wrong section!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yeah I really didn't understand at first... then I caught on... and why does the SB have to be bi? ????

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    Haha, I just have no idea why the first one has never been married. Hmmm....

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    I swear I just lost some IQ points reading Cleveland pimp's ads. I can't even right now.

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    Okay...had to check out what Miami has to offer....and well, first I have to bring you what looks like a joke, but totally my experience with dating in Miami. Guys Ive actually had a first (and last) date with could have written either of these ads.

    http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/m4w/3406182795.html -
    esp the, wanna be with a black girl, btw I have no car and cant host so yeah... Yup, I think I went out with him.

    http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/m4w/3470224250.html
    Just got out of jail, No car, no job, on parole so cant travel...oh and he says he likes to hit the same girl over again, I think he means that literally.

    And heres one of our finest splenda daddies
    http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/m4w/3459989544.html

    Though for the most part, its a lot of "I want to see you right now have cash to spoil you if youre willing to earn it", or "lets meet for drinks and see what happens..be a perfect 10 model white, latina between the ages of 21 and 23 only size 2... Im 60yo (but I look 35!!!!)" good looking,slighly overweight but have a huge sex drive!!!

    In one actual ad, a guy went so far as to say, I can take you out, I might do that sometimes, but honestly I have a huge sex drive so Im not really going to want to do anything else with you...oh maybe some arm candy sometimes, but probably not, my sex drive is huge.

    Miami.....gotta love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsepmet1 View Post
    "White Asian and lating highly wanted
    Must be in perfect A1 Shape."

    I am in A1 shape!

    idk what is a lating, but 'White Asian' would prob be hard to find.


    Also from the dude that got out of jail: " a bit on the heavy side"... with no pic that usually means morbidly obese, right?
    I thought you had nothing to do in jail but work out, shouldn't he be like ripped and covered in tattoos? /myfantasies

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    LMAO and that first guy with the 5k, that's not even Splenda that's off brand Sweet-n-Low.

    Was the dude from Cleveland looking for dancers to manage trying to write a haiku. WTF?
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    "You want to fuck with eagles you have to learn to fly"- Heathers
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    ho ho ho ho merry banmas!!!!

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    Default Re: Another splenda daddy

    This thread is full of win.

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    Pulling up some stuff from my area:

    http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3469979656.html - cute 46 y/o trucker. OH HELL YES

    One guy posted a picture of Edward Cullen, and I'm pretty sure I know somebody in one of the other ads lmao.

    http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3453572892.html
    "is your heat broke? " Thought it was in the wrong section, but nope.

    also LOLOLOL you are artsy aren't you:
    http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3463377118.html

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    http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3428254496.html

    OH HELLO totally taking this offer right now.

    http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3419635510.html

    I kind of secretly hope this happened.

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    What a bunch of fucking, desperate losers!!!!!





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    Me+This Thread=Love!!!!!

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    I lost it at "you know..keep an eye on the tv and such"
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    http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/3427538143.html
    Is it just me or does this guy sound like an anal retentive type just from how he listed everything out? lol Even worse, he doesn't even try to sell himself!
    http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/3410631692.html
    And this, well this just creeped me out. A lot.
    http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/3461159668.html
    How romantic!!!!

    Houston is just ewww.

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    Oh! One more! This guy is a hella winner.

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/m4w/3467748642.html

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