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This one made me laugh 'cause when he specifies the race, he forgot that Hispanic is not a race especially when there is this thing called a white Hispanic...like myself. Also, I know I don't fit the height and weight requirements, especially the hip measurements!
Still, it cranked me up so much!
That last one made me and my husband laugh non stop.
That list of requirements is bizarre.
I like
"outlook-optimistic"
??????


SDs in Houston are demanding... and insecure. I think it's a small peepee problem. lol





This is not really a Splenda Daddy, but it's soooooooo cheap!!!!
http://austin.craigslist.org/tlg/3474407343.html



Geee, a whole 50 bucks to hang out with some unknown weirdo all night...I'm totally there!
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awesome. Bathing and shaving and general personal hygine is such a hassle!
hmm... tempted to respond but I smell bacon
So gross ^^^




Oh man I actually fit those requirements.
Well except being single, separated or unhappily married :S
One I read on first page could just be replaced with "be my fuck monkey." Does he think anyone will reply? I'd charge a hell of a lot more than he's probably thinking of paying to be a craigslist fuck monkey.





Another?
http://austin.craigslist.org/tlg/3482773115.html
"Being able to host" Really dude? That sounds more like he wants an escort. Nothing wrong with that, just the wrong section.
http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/3510010401.html
TOO MANY FUCKING COMMAS AND QUOTATION MARKS
http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/3470054578.html
"Please no professionals, I prefer to meet a college student or single mom since they might find better use of the $$"
I should pretend I'm single, lol.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/tlg/3486400711.html
A freaky project chick?? lol
I'm thinking he's offering probably $5 a blow. Or maybe some meth or crack? WTF





When depressed, all you need to do is read this thread, youtube comments, and condom reviews. Sorry Prozac, you're no match for these weapons of mass destruction.





More splenda daddies. Thank "Cherryblossomsinspring" for contributing these ones.
Here are just some sugar daddy ads in NYC , CT
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/m4w/3799495642.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/3826475074.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/3810284680.html
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/m4w/3825896577.html
A sugar baby that can host? Why would a sugar daddy use the term "host". Fail!!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/3824010663.html -- ok if this is the guy in the picture he's actually pretty fucking hot!! I suspect you will get a different version of that in person. If he is that good looking then he's probably abusive or has a fetish desire like drinking vomit or smearing feces on teeth. lol
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/m4w/3809068117.html
http://hartford.craigslist.org/m4w/3782145750.html
^^^
sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





More splenda daddies for your viewing pleasure.
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...and another one!
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I had a guy who had a huge house on a lake, his 2nd house might I add, offer me $50 for every "date." He said "Don't worry, we'll have multiple dates a week."
OMG, people like this...I hope unspeakably bad things happen to their little shriveled manhoods.
“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces





^^^
Only 50 bucks?!!!
Ah yes, Sugar Daddy, Thanks for paying my bills...my grocery bills. Yuck.
“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces
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Lol wtf. Did he say "swirling action??" LMFAO!! Notice no age has been listed but just on that alone this dude is probably 65+
Also did he say "lady in the streets and freak in the sheets?" Did he just try and describe a street walker and what's up with the grand announcement like women have been waiting for him all this time. lol
I'm voting this one "best of craigslist".
Ok so this isn't a sugar daddy but umm I couldn't resist.
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Umm what's up with the Tom Sawyer routine in that picture? lol
Ohh and I'm noticing a new trend as well. Men are putting on there ads in bold letters "NOT INTERESTED IN BEING A SUGAR DADDY" or " IF YOU WANT A SUGAR DADDY MOVE ON!".
Guess craiglist women are not all that interested in "just sex" these days.
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