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    Quote Originally Posted by bunny8558 View Post
    http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/3427538143.html
    Is it just me or does this guy sound like an anal retentive type just from how he listed everything out? lol Even worse, he doesn't even try to sell himself!
    This one made me laugh 'cause when he specifies the race, he forgot that Hispanic is not a race especially when there is this thing called a white Hispanic...like myself. Also, I know I don't fit the height and weight requirements, especially the hip measurements!

    Still, it cranked me up so much!


    Quote Originally Posted by bunny8558 View Post
    http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/3461159668.html
    How romantic!!!!

    Houston is just ewww.
    That last one made me and my husband laugh non stop.





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    That list of requirements is bizarre.
    I like
    "outlook-optimistic"

    ??????

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    SDs in Houston are demanding... and insecure. I think it's a small peepee problem. lol

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    This is not really a Splenda Daddy, but it's soooooooo cheap!!!!

    http://austin.craigslist.org/tlg/3474407343.html





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    Geee, a whole 50 bucks to hang out with some unknown weirdo all night...I'm totally there!
    It's not about what you do for a living, it's about who you want to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tabithacooks View Post
    Geee, a whole 50 bucks to hang out with some unknown weirdo all night...I'm totally there!
    lets go together--a two for one deal, we can split it !
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    everyone I've fucked who was awful in bed should be forced to have sex with each other so they can all, collectively, figure out why I never called them back.

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    awesome. Bathing and shaving and general personal hygine is such a hassle!


    hmm... tempted to respond but I smell bacon

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    So gross ^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by missykrissy View Post
    That list of requirements is bizarre.
    I like
    "outlook-optimistic"

    ??????

    Oh man I actually fit those requirements.

    Well except being single, separated or unhappily married :S


    One I read on first page could just be replaced with "be my fuck monkey." Does he think anyone will reply? I'd charge a hell of a lot more than he's probably thinking of paying to be a craigslist fuck monkey.

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    Another?

    http://austin.craigslist.org/tlg/3482773115.html


    "Being able to host" Really dude? That sounds more like he wants an escort. Nothing wrong with that, just the wrong section.


    http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/3510010401.html

    TOO MANY FUCKING COMMAS AND QUOTATION MARKS


    http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/3470054578.html

    "Please no professionals, I prefer to meet a college student or single mom since they might find better use of the $$"
    I should pretend I'm single, lol.





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    Quote Originally Posted by missykrissy View Post
    I love to check out the CL ads for sb's... they're always hilarious.
    the ones here in Atlanta are just sooooo ghetto
    Check out this one, I love the classy pic of the fine dining

    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/m4w/3466437132.html

    grrrr.... don't know how to make it clicky...
    What's a "Stem". That lost me there. lol

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    http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/tlg/3486400711.html

    A freaky project chick?? lol

    I'm thinking he's offering probably $5 a blow. Or maybe some meth or crack? WTF

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    When depressed, all you need to do is read this thread, youtube comments, and condom reviews. Sorry Prozac, you're no match for these weapons of mass destruction.

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    More splenda daddies. Thank "Cherryblossomsinspring" for contributing these ones.



    Here are just some sugar daddy ads in NYC , CT

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/m4w/3799495642.html

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/3826475074.html

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/3810284680.html

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/m4w/3825896577.html

    A sugar baby that can host? Why would a sugar daddy use the term "host". Fail!!

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/3824010663.html -- ok if this is the guy in the picture he's actually pretty fucking hot!! I suspect you will get a different version of that in person. If he is that good looking then he's probably abusive or has a fetish desire like drinking vomit or smearing feces on teeth. lol


    http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/m4w/3809068117.html

    http://hartford.craigslist.org/m4w/3782145750.html





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    ^^^

    sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Another splenda daddy

    More splenda daddies for your viewing pleasure.


    splenda daddy.jpg
    splenda daddy2.jpg
    splenda daddy3.jpg





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    ...and another one!

    splenda daddy5.jpg





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    I had a guy who had a huge house on a lake, his 2nd house might I add, offer me $50 for every "date." He said "Don't worry, we'll have multiple dates a week."


    OMG, people like this...I hope unspeakably bad things happen to their little shriveled manhoods.
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    ^^^
    Only 50 bucks?!!!





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    Ah yes, Sugar Daddy, Thanks for paying my bills...my grocery bills. Yuck.
    “I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
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    BLACK LADIES.........White Suga is Back.png

    Lol wtf. Did he say "swirling action??" LMFAO!! Notice no age has been listed but just on that alone this dude is probably 65+

    Also did he say "lady in the streets and freak in the sheets?" Did he just try and describe a street walker and what's up with the grand announcement like women have been waiting for him all this time. lol

    I'm voting this one "best of craigslist".

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    Ok so this isn't a sugar daddy but umm I couldn't resist.

    LOOKING FOR A WIFE FOR THE NEW YEAR.png

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    SUGAR DADDY ISO SUGAR BABY.png

    Umm what's up with the Tom Sawyer routine in that picture? lol

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    Ohh and I'm noticing a new trend as well. Men are putting on there ads in bold letters "NOT INTERESTED IN BEING A SUGAR DADDY" or " IF YOU WANT A SUGAR DADDY MOVE ON!".

    Guess craiglist women are not all that interested in "just sex" these days.

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