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    @cherryblossomsinspring: Thanks for your funny ads. They had made my evening, and the morning as well.





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    Default Re: Another splenda daddy

    stupid girl.jpg
    A girl looking for a sugar daddy on craigslist? Let's hope this girl in here doesn't end up scammed.


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    One word: cheap!!!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryblossomsinspring View Post
    Ohh and I'm noticing a new trend as well. Men are putting on there ads in bold letters "NOT INTERESTED IN BEING A SUGAR DADDY" or " IF YOU WANT A SUGAR DADDY MOVE ON!".

    Guess craiglist women are not all that interested in "just sex" these days.
    Lol they do? Wow. Haha their "No" list is so long:

    No spam
    No bots
    No drugs
    No diseases
    No uglies
    No pic no response
    No drama
    No pros
    No sugar babies
    No one within a decade of my age


    What I have to offer:
    No pic
    No hosting
    No generosity
    No condoms (aka I keep stressing D&D free!!!)
    Not single... therefore No public outings
    No description about me except Im male and my race
    In conclusion: not much

    Real replies from real women scrambling for this panties-dropping advertisement:
    -tumbleweeds-

    Where sexual competition goes to die and delusion thrives.

    I should post on Craigslist "Wanted: Ferrari. Just drop it off with the keys in the middle of the desert. No contact. No BS. No games. No pros. Must be brand new and in mint -unsullied by shrewdness or experience- condition. Again, mint condition only. In return you get a grainy low-resolution pic of my thumbs up. Oh by the way, the Ferrari can only be RED or TURQUOISE, sorry Magenta, Silver, and Racer-Striped Ferraris, DONT MSG ME. Thanks."

    And see what happens.

    rofl maybe I will.

    for science.





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    So how many stumps can you fit in your pussy?

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    ' Where sexual competition goes to die and delusion thrives." to funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    stupid girl.jpg
    A girl looking for a sugar daddy on craigslist? Let's hope this girl in here doesn't end up scammed.


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    One word: cheap!!!!!

    You are killing me with these posts, and I'm not even a sugar babe!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlottzeweb View Post
    I had a guy who had a huge house on a lake, his 2nd house might I add, offer me $50 for every "date." He said "Don't worry, we'll have multiple dates a week."















    No.

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    Default Re: Another splenda daddy

    Not really a splenda daddy, but I thought this was funny:

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryblossomsinspring View Post
    Ohh and I'm noticing a new trend as well. Men are putting on there ads in bold letters "NOT INTERESTED IN BEING A SUGAR DADDY" or " IF YOU WANT A SUGAR DADDY MOVE ON!".

    Guess craiglist women are not all that interested in "just sex" these days.
    You're right. I noticed this trend too. Here is another one I found:
    http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/3856228787.html

    "Hipster girls are funky fresh and fly - 28 (Lower East Side)
    Yeah that title was corny. I know. Anyway.

    Much as I tend to loathe hipsters and mock the lame guys i see them with, I have to admit I love those types of girls. Always thinking I could be so much better for them than these guys.



    Pompous yes but true nonetheless. I am wondering if any of these girls want to drop the fake ironic poseur deadbeats and look for something more substantial?





    Some of the reasons you might find me appealing.......



    I am cool

    I am fun. I go to shows and films all the time(Have an incredible movie and music collection)

    Love quirky low key bars and lounges. Love sports.

    I have a really vibrant personality.

    I am smart.

    I am artistic

    Plus i have the added bonus of being very wealthy. Not snobby at all nor do I want to be some loser Sugar Daddy but I will treat you a whole lot better.



    Most of all i am 100% Real



    Oh and of course I am modest to a fault And extremely laid back although it might not seem like it from this ad.



    Curious to see if any of these types of girls are roaming around this cesspool. and are sick of the usual and looking for something better.



    Also, as I have tried this once before I have to say if you have issues, are crazy, full of drama, can't handle a guy being an actual human being and giving a crap then please do not write"






    Sounds like a keeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryblossomsinspring View Post

    Umm what's up with the Tom Sawyer routine in that picture? lol
    OMG I'm rolling! What in the world possessed him to put that picture up?

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