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    Duh Bullshitters & wannabe Captain Save-a-hoe's

    Does it ever seem like the guys who (outside of work) are all "I'll take care of you..I want to help you out..." are the ones who do not have the financial means to do so? Why do some guys say this when we BOTH know they have no $$? I'v even once bought groceries for one of these losers because I felt sorry for him. Is this just a little show so they can feel better about themselves for 5 minutes? Are they delusional and believe it themselves? I don't get it and frankly, it's a little insulting that they try to feed me this line. Next time should I call these guys out? Or is it better if I just keep changing the subject?

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    if its outside of work i'd just tear em a new one, but then I'm a bitch

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    Play along if it makes you money,and believe me I've vented about this plenty. Yeah dude, you're going to take care of me and how much did you give me on stage? $1? STFU.
    Do you ever get the ones who not only claim they'll get you outta here and blah-dah but throw in they have a big screen TV?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seatortuga View Post
    Do you ever get the ones who not only claim they'll get you outta here and blah-dah but throw in they have a big screen TV?



    I would just about DIE laughing if I ever heard this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seatortuga View Post
    Do you ever get the ones who not only claim they'll get you outta here and blah-dah but throw in they have a big screen TV?
    Im guessing they forget to mention that TV is in their momma's basement?

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    I suppose they are BSing you guys like you do to them. ;-)

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    OMG this was my day today. I usually get paid to deal with Morons like this but it came to the point that banishing them altogether helped me more than another dollar from them could. Why do they do this you ask? It's to stroke their ego, a way to feel wanted, to give the illusion that their dick may be fucked. Captian save a ho's are the dumbest scum bags of all men, besides the child rapists and murderers. It is an insult to our intelligence that these fucks think that they can make our lives "better" by just being with them. I spit on them all.
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    I agree Capt Savahos are among the most vile, despicable, pathetic breeds.

    But pimps are worse. Then worse yet of course, the murderers and child molesters.

    But I see the fucking pimps in action, and it makes me feel homicidal sometimes.
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    Note to self: Stop using the big screen tv line....:
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Note to self: Stop using the big screen tv line....:
    Yeah, what the hell am i supposed to close with now? maybe i'll bring up that i used to play WoW.
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    I'm listening if the tv is over 50 inches... I mean how can i ever afford that?

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    LOL youre all killing me with the big screen tv!!

    Well, I get it too as an escort "you are so much better than this, theres so much more for you out there, I would treat you so right and take care of you" blah blah blah

    Same guy who says "I get the P411 10% discount right?" (and they arent even a P411 member) or "Do you have a repeat client discount?" or "Id like do take you out for dinner, but I dont have to pay for your time right?"

    NO NO and YES YOU DO. And obviously if they are so hard up they need to ask for discounts or want me to spend time with them for free, they certainly cant afford to take care of me or treat me so right, so Im not crying in my vino here over any missed opportunities
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlkSharpie View Post

    Well, I get it too as an escort "you are so much better than this, theres so much more for you out there, I would treat you so right and take care of you" blah blah blah
    I hear about these losers all the time from my escort faves. At least it gives us something to talk about over dinner...
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    In my experience outside of work, sometimes "I want to help you," is code for "can I get some help?" For example, a dude will say he wants to move in and help you with your rent... which turns out to be him moving in, giving you random small amounts of money that don't total up to nearly half the rent let alone the utilities, and then next thing you know he's asking if he can borrow some gas money until he gets paid, or whatever. NEXT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kikiwiki View Post
    OMG this was my day today. I usually get paid to deal with Morons like this but it came to the point that banishing them altogether helped me more than another dollar from them could. Why do they do this you ask? It's to stroke their ego, a way to feel wanted, to give the illusion that their dick may be fucked. Captian save a ho's are the dumbest scum bags of all men, besides the child rapists and murderers. It is an insult to our intelligence that these fucks think that they can make our lives "better" by just being with them. I spit on them all.
    Yaaaaaay!!!!! 100% Go Kiki!!!!!!!!
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    a classic was the guy who told me he'd take me out to eat at "any restaurant I wanted"
    Oh wow I get to pick the free meal to waste my time at???? Really?

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    What is it with guys taking us out to eat...always expecting not to pay our time for it, only the cost of the food...as if its a huge favour to us to have a meal? Do they think we cant afford to eat or something? I really dont get this one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlkSharpie View Post
    What is it with guys taking us out to eat...always expecting not to pay our time for it, only the cost of the food...as if its a huge favour to us to have a meal? Do they think we cant afford to eat or something? I really dont get this one...
    Well, I've gotta be honest, I take a couple of my regs out to dinner after (or before) pretty much every visit and it's always off the clock. In both cases it started after we had known each other for a while-not during a first appointment. Also, I would never assume that dinner with an escort would be anything other than part of a paid dinner date. Any off the clock stuff that happens develops over time and is, in fact, very rare. Guys assuming that a free meal should be enough to get them a free hour or two are off their rockers...of course, these are the same guys who show up on TER offering a free trip to some tropical island with any escort who is willing to go with them and not charge for her time. They can never understand why there aren't a lot of takers...
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    Well I can understand it being different for an stripper than escort, since nothing is already assumed, and Id suppose OTC time is agreed on...but yeah, as an escort, seeing how I charge for my time and upfront about that, it does slay me whenever a guy offers to take me to dinner, but decides Ill be so happy for food Ill throw that whole pay me for the time thing out the window

    And yeah....Ive gotten those trip offers before too. Ive gotten the "but Im paying for your flight and the hotel and food! I have to pay your rate too?" and Im nice about it to them, but in my head Im thinking..thats what travel and accommodations are not included in my rate means Einstein! I mean, I guess to them, we'd see it as a free trip and jump on it, but its not like that.

    I mean, on a serious level...they are paying me to spend time with them. Im not hurting for food or company...if Im not getting paid for my time, Id rather spend that time with my daughter, with friends, catching up with my sister, with people in my life that are important to me who I dont get to spend time with, or on the interests and responsibilities in life that Id rather spend my time on.

    They are paying me to not do those things, in exchange for being with them instead. Im sure of it that strippers consider their time just as valuable as well. wish some guys would think about that before they come up with these "offers".
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlkSharpie View Post
    Well I can understand it being different for an stripper than escort,
    Actually I was talking about escorts. As I said, they are ladies that I have known for a while and I saw them for months before the idea of dinner (in both cases suggested by them) came up. I would add here that, over the years, I've seen dozens of escorts and only done the off-the-clock thing with two of them so I pretty much agree with your POV here as it applies to men trying to impress. Even the two gals I'm talking about are appalled by some of the ridiculous offers they get from some guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlkSharpie View Post
    Well I can understand it being different for an stripper than escort, since nothing is already assumed, and Id suppose OTC time is agreed on...but yeah, as an escort, seeing how I charge for my time and upfront about that, it does slay me whenever a guy offers to take me to dinner, but decides Ill be so happy for food Ill throw that whole pay me for the time thing out the window

    And yeah....Ive gotten those trip offers before too. Ive gotten the "but Im paying for your flight and the hotel and food! I have to pay your rate too?" and Im nice about it to them, but in my head Im thinking..thats what travel and accommodations are not included in my rate means Einstein! I mean, I guess to them, we'd see it as a free trip and jump on it, but its not like that.

    I mean, on a serious level...they are paying me to spend time with them. Im not hurting for food or company...if Im not getting paid for my time, Id rather spend that time with my daughter, with friends, catching up with my sister, with people in my life that are important to me who I dont get to spend time with, or on the interests and responsibilities in life that Id rather spend my time on.

    They are paying me to not do those things, in exchange for being with them instead. Im sure of it that strippers consider their time just as valuable as well. wish some guys would think about that before they come up with these "offers".
    Yes, we do, and thanks
    I was referring to a guy I was dancing for... what is UP with the free food????

    And yes I can't even count the many offers of vaca's I've had, all expenses paid haha. Of course I would be taking off work while I'm on "vacation," but what do these idiots care? What kind of a lady thinks about cash and bills when she could be thinking about room service and champagne?

    These guys have no ability to see things from our point of view. If I had accepted all the trips I've been offered over the last five years I would be so busy vacationing my bills would be in collection.

    Ugh now I'm ranting. The only thing worse than the free dinner guy is the free trip guy. He's trying to get even more for free and is an even bigger doofus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by missykrissy View Post
    The only thing worse than the free dinner guy is the free trip guy.
    Are they both worse than sweat-pants-boner-man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MargaritaVillain View Post
    Are they both worse than sweat-pants-boner-man?
    YES because you can't see them coming until it's too late... (no pun...ew.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by missykrissy View Post
    Yes, we do, and thanks
    I was referring to a guy I was dancing for... what is UP with the free food????

    And yes I can't even count the many offers of vaca's I've had, all expenses paid haha. Of course I would be taking off work while I'm on "vacation," but what do these idiots care? What kind of a lady thinks about cash and bills when she could be thinking about room service and champagne?

    These guys have no ability to see things from our point of view. If I had accepted all the trips I've been offered over the last five years I would be so busy vacationing my bills would be in collection.

    Ugh now I'm ranting. The only thing worse than the free dinner guy is the free trip guy. He's trying to get even more for free and is an even bigger doofus.
    Sounds like a rough life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by summerbre View Post
    yes because you can't see them coming until it's too late... (no pun...ew.)

    :d :d :d

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    Quote Originally Posted by summerbre View Post
    YES because you can't see them coming until it's too late... (no pun...ew.)


    Is that one of Captain Save-a-Ho's powers?

    - You can't see him coming until it's too late
    - He can layer on BS like noone else
    - No freebie escapes his grasp
    - He holds on to his cash with a vise-like grip
    - He has a big screen TV in his lair...

    ...aand, well, um, that's just about it, he does not have any actually USEFUL powers.

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