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    Smiley 'still laughing so hard at what happened yesterday-who can relate?'

    I've been putting in some L-O-N-G camming days, to be able to take time off for x-mas.
    Early last evening I get a soft knock at my door- I ask-'Who's there? I see a strange GUY through my peep hole.'"
    he tells me he recently moved across the hall and has something for me.'
    I open the door, and he's holding a bottle of Champagne with a BOW ON IT!. Nice, right?
    Except, this is New York City, and NOBODY does that-particularly in a hi-rise apt. bldg.
    He's this 40 something, pasty, waspy, white guy, so I say Thank You,that was so kind of you, and close my door.(luckily I was watching a movie,and had no camming make-up on,and was dressed in sweats.)
    then I got to thinking, I bet 'he's been listening to me camming, and thought-'I have to meet this chick, cause she's gettin' down and dirty!' i pride myself on 'dirty talk', and do a lot of 'domme', fetish , and roleplay prvts.
    Let me give You all a taste of what he has probably been hearing-
    'OH, YEAH, YOU LITTLE CUM SLUT SLAVE,STROKE THAT COCK AND SHOOT THAT NASTY CUM IN YOUR MOUTH AND EAT IT-N-O-W MOTHA FUCKA!'
    OR, 'YEAH WHITE BOY, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU SO HARD WITH THIS NIGGA DICK (STRAP-ON), THAT YOU'LL BE SO STRETCHED OUT, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SIT FOR A WEEK!
    And the EVER so constant classic-
    "Worship my big juicy ass, and lick it clean-yeah, stick your whole face so deep in there-i'm gonna cum bitch,right on your face if you keep doin' that to my ass!'
    . well, there's so much more, but I think You get the picture.
    I'm so glad that a guy lives, both below,next door, and across the hall, 'cause the LAST thing I need is some jealous 'cunt' telling management that i'm too loud,or something.
    Merry x-mas!!! I don't drink, so i'll just bring the champagne to yet another x-mas party i'm invited to tomorrow night!
    Happy Camming! Glam

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    Default Re: 'still laughing so hard at what happened yesterday-who can relate?'

    i think you could've gotten the point of this post across, sans the..examples of dirty talk. But, congrats on the free booze.

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    Default Re: 'still laughing so hard at what happened yesterday-who can relate?'

    oh god it is so funny, my neighbours are old and a bit deaf

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    Default Re: 'still laughing so hard at what happened yesterday-who can relate?'

    lol.. haha

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    Default Re: 'still laughing so hard at what happened yesterday-who can relate?'

    I love reading dirty talk, I think its kind of funny. Congratulations on the bottle. I feel that was the more appropriate way to try to meet you than some awkward elevator/ staircase situation.


    OT: anyone elses dirty talk vocab increased incredibly since they started camming?


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    i love how animated your posts are haha
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    Default Re: 'still laughing so hard at what happened yesterday-who can relate?'

    Haha ace. Or maybe he's just a nice man :p
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    I bet he's just nice ! But I can totally relate. I just know all of my neighbors are curious about me.... I live in a family neighborhood, yet I live alone in a 4 bedroom house and sometimes I go days without leaving the house. Lately, I've been hearing a knock at the door but I never open it without expecting someone. A few days ago, I was camming but knew my friend was stopping by to borrow something. I heard a knock at the door, so I threw a robe on over my skank-wear and ran to the door in full war paint. Fake lashes, big hair, etc! Oh, and I had a beer in my hand (classy, right?). But it wasn't my friend.... It was an old lady that had been wanting to apparently meet me for a long time and kept stopping by to give me a Christmas card and gift. I seriously looked like a clown and I had to make small talk with her for several minutes outside in my robe. She was very confused how my freelance online "writing" job worked and I had to keep explaining it. I'm sure I made a charming impression, lol! So now I'm making her cookies to drop by her house when I look more appropriate. Silly neighbors!!

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    LOL!

    Yeah, I am pretty sure that the stoner who lives next door thinks that I am either
    a) A prostitute (and a damn busy one at that)
    b) A total nympho who watches porn all day, every day
    c) A total bitch who is cheating on her boyfriend.

    Lets face it, you hear moaning and orgasm noises all day, every day AFTER the bf has gone to work? But heck, he's young and relaxed about it. Thank god!!
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    Thats super sweet of him...I miss having neighbors like that. In my last building, it was a 4-plex and it just so happened all of us were single moms. When I moved in, one of them invited me over for wine night, and it was a weekly thing, wed all hang out and have wine (except one of the ladies, she was wierd though)...it was super nice cause we could have a girls nite out, and not have to worry about sitters or how to get home

    So one night a week, the two of them would take turns cooking...the other would bring the wine, I dont cook so Id bake cookies or brownies hehe! and wed have thos whole communal dinner with our kids, then tuck the kiddies in and finish off the vino. It was awesome. When the wierd girl moved out and two brothers moved in, we all went over there with a bottle of wine and some brownies, and invited them for dinner. The look on their face was priceless...they were like...wtf who does that?! LoL But they turned out to be super cool, and in return for food and wine, they were on top of looking out for us, since they were the only guys in the building. Came in super handy a few times too...

    In my new building, hasnt been like that, then again its way bigger with like 200 apts...but still, Ive done the whole "can I borrow a cup of sugar?!!!" and I do mean borrow, cause Ill bring them back some brownies as a thank you Ive also had a neighbor invite me to join them at their place for drinks or to a bbq by our pool.

    Im rambling But yeah, crazinly enough, there are people out there who are nice neighbors and do stuff like that
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    Yeah, that's what I thought too-He was such an elegant gentleman, that I was actually quite impressed with his kind gesture.I've been in such a Holiday Spirit this year, now that I'm back in NYC, near family and long time friends.
    I'm just such an untrusting 'city girl',and had such awful experiences with users, abusers, and losers when i lived in L.A., that meeting this man was refreshing!
    I giggle, because when i opened the door,I'm SURE he was not expecting a 'plain jane' to answer, especially after what he's been hearing! LOL! It's all good. I'm planning on touring and camming in vegas starting in January, so maybe he can watch my place for me,while I'm gone. I see this neighbor as a Christmas Blessing! (angels come in all forms!)
    Have a great weekend Ladies! Glam

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