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    I want to start this post by saying I am not a troll and have a real legit question. I am an attractive 23 yr old guy who was a 6 month regular for this girl that used to work at the local club. I look like a normal customer but I'm one of the weird fetish guys who drops big money for girls willing to have strange fun.

    I get turned on by farting and I get very embarrassed about it because I know it's weird. lol It took me FOREVER to find a girl who was willing to do it around me and she recently stopped stripping. Now I'm back looking again. The problem was that I could never work up the courage to tell a stripper what I was into for fear that 1) she would be grossed out, 2) laugh in my face, or 3) tell all the other strippers and then I could never go to that club again. I moved to a new city after college, made good money, didn't know anyone in the new city so after work I vented by going to the strip club, bought a champagne dance from this girl for $500 and she accidentally farted during the dance. Most guys would have been disgusted. She was mortified until I told her it was ok, I was into it and that she'd get an extra $100 for her accident. She laughed, couldn't believe I was serious until the end of the dance (and even afterwards I think she thought I was just being nice).

    I came back a week later and she saw me in the corner and came over and sat on my lap. She said "I'm glad you don't mind this!", farted, and laughed. I pulled $20 out of my wallet and it was that way ever since. If there was anyone around us who heard or saw it they just assumed it was me. She would wonder around the club, give other guys dances, dance on stage, come back and sit on my lap and fart and make another $20. She would usually make $120-$140 off me on a busy night where she only saw me a few times. On nights she was especially gassy, she would take me to a private dance, stick her butt in my face, and said since I was getting them point blank range I should pay more. I got as many as I wanted in a private dance but each dance cost $100 and I always got at least one. On average she would make $800-$1100 on those nights.

    Now, I'm just one guy. I don't have a foot fetish but foot fetish guys feel my pain. There is a huge market for us weirdos (even us attractive, young, well-dressed, not creepy weirdos) and I'm wondering why no one is exploiting it. The problem is in connecting the guys with the strange kinks with the girls who are willing to do them/ think they're funny. A lot of the weird fetishes have nothing to do with sex or nudity. Shouldn't there be a fetish strip club somewhere that taps into this untouched market? It would connect the weird guys with big money with girls and it could also pull in other guys who just like the normal tits and ass. Also, any advice about how to find a new girl would be awesome.

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    Default Re: Big Weird $$$

    Go sign up for fetlife. There are fetish clubs out there but mostly in bigger cities and they can sometimes be hard to find.
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    Also, now offering phone sexins!

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    Default Re: Big Weird $$$

    Come visit me and my friends! ! !

    I've catered to several fetishists. Feet, stepping on, spitting, smoke blowing, asshole fetish. Even an elderly gay gentleman that would regularly come in and pay me to call him a fairy princess and tell him how good he'd be at sucking dick. I'd rock your world.
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    Default Re: Big Weird $$$

    haha wow. i've actually met two guys who liked this, although i am unable to fart on command :p if you offer enough money, yeah they might think you're a weirdo but i dont see why they wouldn't oblige. other guys have much more offensive fetishes. but i'd say, like the girls above have said, go online to fetlife.

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    Default Re: Big Weird $$$

    ...I'm amazed the dancer could just drag you into the VIP area and fart on cue .

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