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    So I was a stripper for 2 1/2 years around about before I had my daughter. I got offered to dance as a "part" when Ron Jeremy came to my local club. The funny thing -- I do all the pole tricks. I cannot dance to save my life. Sure, I can do the little booty bounce on the floor and some light ass shaking, but standing booty bouncing, "twerking", and body rolls are WAY above my skill level. I have to have a few drinks before I embarrass the crap out of myself trying.
    I decided to jump on youtube, and I found a girl that I actually could follow with a bit! Figured maybe if any ladies here just wanted to try it out for work or fun, I'd post it. =) She does some music too apparently, but I haven't looked at it. Just her tutorials for now!

    http://www.youtube.com/user/keairalashae

    If anyone else wants to recommend any "booty dancing" tutorials, I'd be grateful! =)

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    Oh man. I am awful. Anytime I get to the actual taking-my-clothes-off part I'm so clueless; my hip swirls look mechanical. Watching her dancing-in-a-club-dress one. I need to practice because all of her club dancing looks so difficult. Also, she's so sassy! I like her videos.

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    I looked at a few of the videos and here's the one I like most so far (still sitting on couch, haven't tried.)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64i2Y-VygVE

    Forward to `16:35 to see her put together all the dance moves she's teaching.
    I've seen some women do some crazy stuff in heels. Most of her moves, I think I could learn to do with sneakers on...maybe if I ever did this in club, I could use leg warmers to hide my shoes I could never do this stuff in heels.
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    I'm not the most energetic dancer. I've been described as an "anime fuckpuppet". But my lack of energy onstage doesn't affect my income. I wonder why.
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Glad ya'll have liked them so far!

    "anime fuckpuppet" - I like that, it's cute lol.

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    I'm not an awesome dancer, but I do some dancing because it keeps me active.





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    Oh, this is me! I'm a TERRIBLE dancer. I just go on stage and smile at everone and hope they won't notice, haha. I told my ex what I did for work right before I came home to see him, and he was like, "Oh, we should go dancing!" And I said, "No, I don't dance." He didn't believe I was serious.

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    Ahhh no one ever believes I can't dance! The extentof my "skills" are 2 stepping and the hokey pokey and even that is questionable! Haha.

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    Pssh, dancing... lol I can't even do the spin around the pole. The one where your arm is above your head and your holding onto the pole and then twirling around it. I don't even know how to describe my stage set except when I'm bored I climb the pole and sit up there playing with my boobs. Actual dancing is not in this white girl's blood...

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    If/When I get a pole in my house, I'm definitely planning on making some "how to" videos on the tricks I did. A lot of them are super simple and just involve using your shoes to hold yourself on the pole (sounds scary lol but it really isn't). I don't dance anymore, but I really really miss doing pole work.

    On a plus side, I CAN TWERK NOW! It isn't pretty... But I'm getting there! haha.

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    I've been told by other dancers that I look good up there, but I can't help but feel self conscious about my dancing. I feel like I can be really clumsy sometimes. One of the biggest things that irritates me is I can not do more than one pirouette around the pole at a time..it doesn't matter how bad I want to figure it out...I just can't seem to! AriaLove you totally should (: Thanks for the link I am going to check it out.

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    I have an awesome stage show, but there's plenty of times (usually when I've been up too many times) when I just strut around the stage like I'm the shit, pose, and bend over. I don't think dancing on stage is that important.

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    Ohh most definitely. I did pretty well not knowing how to dance, I just figured I'd throw it out there for any girls wanting to incorporate it into a show or for fun. Confidence sells more than anything in my opinion, but it never hurts to have different plans of attack! lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora14 View Post
    Pssh, dancing... lol I can't even do the spin around the pole. The one where your arm is above your head and your holding onto the pole and then twirling around it. I don't even know how to describe my stage set except when I'm bored I climb the pole and sit up there playing with my boobs. Actual dancing is not in this white girl's blood...
    I will start doing this.

    I can't dance either. I just smile and pose and move around the pole a lot. I hear hip motions are important.

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    I always was the WORST dancer in the house!!! It's a good thing I could sell VIP really well!!
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVFfs...e_gdata_player These girls are my new inspiration. I have recently grown a booty and need to figure out how to use it ;P

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