If you are an escort, you are going to DIE reading this...Ive read it twice and my tum hurt both timesMake sure to read the comments as well, its priceless and oh so true...
http://www.texasgoldengirl.com/after...kpage-clients/
One of mine Id like to add:
Buying a stereo like a stupid client: See BestBuy ad in the paper for a stereo with the price on it. Go to the BestBuy website and see the stereo listed there with the price on it. Call BestBuy to ask them how much the stereo costs and if it plays music.
Notice an ad for a museum exhibit hed like to see, hours are between 10a-5p and it says to visit website for more information. He waits until 7p to call the museum. Calls again at 10pm, 8am the next morning. Again at 8:30 and again at 9am. Leaves annoyed voicemail that he is trying to get information to see the exhibit and no one is picking up the phone. He never visits the website.
Sends email to Macy's at 3am - "u open now?"



Make sure to read the comments as well, its priceless and oh so true...
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