Just wanted to share this, as sometimes our lives are so hectic, it's 'the little laughs that make a day good".
Bought that Swiffer mop on sale, because my floors are different than my last place, and It seemed easier to use, with no bending, solution included, disposable cleaning pads, no rinsing etc.
Except, when I got it home, the solution wouldn't shoot out of the 2 holes (I know- insert irony here!).
So, I took my Swiffer mop, and receit and went back to the market.
While I was at the store's customer service desk in line, a sales rep came over and asked how she could help~ I said,"I bought this yesterday, and IT JUST WON"T SQUIRT!!"
There were 2 guys in line ahead of me, (cute by the way), who instantly turned, and offered to help. It then occured to me, that it was the word SQUIRT that made them turn around and take notice of me! Lucikly, one of the guys said that he has a mop like that, and it needs batteries-DUH< I didn't know that. The other guy told me he worked there and would be happy to set me up with the neccessary batteries, and install them, (all the while totally hitting on me). (At that point, I could have gone off on a tangent on just the battery issue alone, but since I will be a regular at that market, I don't need that kind of attention.)
Just made me giggle that such a small word can have a few sexy meanings. At first I thought of a guy squirting when he cums, but, when they reacted like that, I forgot about The CONSTANT question fired at me in free chat-'DO YOU SQUIRT BB?' It made me think that these guys were in on that sexy meaning too! Love it!
BTW-That Swiffer is AWESOME!~ What's funny also, besides the squirting solution, and the AA batteries, is that You attach a huge cleaning pad-(what looks like a GIANT maxi-pad) to the bottom of the mop! Ok, maybe I've been camming a little too much, if this is going to give me the giggles!

Or maybe It's finally happened-Talking to myself in front of a computer screen has made my brain cells start dying!
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