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    I'm cranky and like complaining. This will be the thread for all rants.

    Public Bathrooms

    The ones in parks are the worst. Even in fairly high-end areas those bathrooms are just not kept up at all. There's a park in the mountains in Glendale flanked by million dollar homes, yet the cloud of urine that surrounds the bathrooms there would penetrate even the layers of cologne worn by all the Armenian men in the area. The urinal is basically a bucket attached to the wall that may or may not have a functioning drain. And obviously no soap.

    But at least they're open all the time. I was driving back from the beach last week, and had to go, so I stopped at a park. Still daylight out, but the bathrooms were locked. I don't know if there's some epidemic with the homeless building forts around park restrooms at night or whatever, but a public park should keep them open. What could you possibly do to a park bathroom that would necessitate it being locked? I ended up going to a Starbucks, the last bastion of free pooping.

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    god..the starbucks in boston.. or the walmarts down south..ever seen the toilet after a terribly dope sick person is done with it? gag!! the homeless ppl also use it to sleep and to shave, wash, etc, god, ill bet all the puke all over is from ppl just smelling the place and not being able to hold it in haha..its bad. i read this article about these highly poisonous, deadly spiders living under the seats , i guess they were brought on a plane from india accidentally..idk if its just a urban myth but i aint taking any chances! i kinda just hover above the seats...

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    This is why I try to avoid public bathrooms if I can because so many are gross. I am always reminded that most people are sloppy pigs as I see poop, pee and vomit everywhere except in the toilet (or if it is there, unflushed).

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    ugh my uncle came in to my work last night!! if my family finds out i dance (parents and grandparents) my life is OVER.

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    It's not just the toilets. Then there are the places that still have those stupid faucets that you have to pound over and over to keep the water flowing. Of course the first couple pounds yield 1 second of water each, so I have to alternate hands, slamming it with a soapy hand while trying desperately to wash off the other, and then on the fifth pound it flows for like 5 minutes long after I'm done, and I have to take the walk of shame looking like the guy wasting water physically abusing a faucet. At least it's good practice for the pounding I'm gonna give the guy who invented those when I find him.

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    Yipes, reading this after just finishing a snack..nice. I am glad my roomies are clean. I was reading that there were like over 1,000 different types of bacteria on atm buttons. I personally carry a purse sized bottle of spray sanitizer (hate the gel)


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    Had that moment in the shower where I'm running out of shampoo, so I decide to just squeeze the rest of it out all at once. Turns out there was a little bit left, so it really should be just one more squeeze, but then after that one I realize that there's still more. OK, now this time there's no way that there could be any shampoo left, right? No. I ended up using about 5 showers' worth of shampoo in one session.

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    I have to clean the bathrooms at my day job. Lets just say it isn't an enjoyable task, especially after a busy day. How the hell do people manage to get SHIT underneath of the toilet seat?!! I have even found it on the floor. And this is at an upper-end restaurant! Some people are so disgusting.

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    When I had a day job I remember somebody once shitting into a teatowel (or perhaps in the sink then wiping it up WITH a teatowel) In the communal kitchen!Ugggggggggggh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seatortuga View Post
    How bout the auto-flush toilets who decide to do their job...while my ass is still on the seat. While I'm still doing my business. YAH.
    It's bad when the sensors don't work, but I'd rather have those than regular hand operated ones. Haven't we figured out by now that nobody wants to touch toilet flush handles? They should all be pedals, without exception. I'm not a Purell freak but that doesn’t mean I want to touch the first thing a million other guys touched after shaking themselves off. That’s also why I never close the door in a stall, either. I’m not touching that thing. I’ll try to keep it closed as much as possible, and if some guy walks by, hey, so be it.

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    What could you possibly do to a park bathroom that would necessitate it being locked?
    Well, this, for starters: 032312millerpark2.jpg032312millerpark1.jpg

    Yeah.....

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    Freaking knowitalls & people who don't give two shits about you even though they claim to love ya. I feel like... the next person who crosses me the wrong way, I'll punch in the throat. I need a strong, strong drink.


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    What is it w/tanning salons , & the uppity bee-oches that work @ them?


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    Rant:

    Is it really a big fucking deal to not remember someone's name when you only met them briefly ONCE?!

    I had a manager tonight at a club that it was my second goddamn day at get pissy with me (seriously pissy) when I couldn't remember his name. Keep in mind that there were THREE managers on the floor the previous night, which was also the same night that I had been hired.

    Then another one that I had never met chimed in, stating that I better remember his name or he wouldn't send me to VIP customers (not in a joking way). Because why should they remember me if I can't remember them?

    Seriously, dude. Calm the fuck down.

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    The animated gifs in some of the signatures of the members on this forum are really starting to freak me out. Whipped-cream people eating their own brains and stuff coming out of butts... It's getting a little too weird for me, guys. My eyes hurt from seeing the same freaky image repeat itself over and over. /rant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vivianbear View Post
    The animated gifs in some of the signatures of the members on this forum are really starting to freak me out. Whipped-cream people eating their own brains and stuff coming out of butts... It's getting a little too weird for me, guys. My eyes hurt from seeing the same freaky image repeat itself over and over. /rant.
    O, Thank you for posting this! I know, I enjoy their posts, but must keep eyes averted. There was one, who had a girl eating a heart


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    ^^

    I actually liked that one because it was from 'Game of Thrones' and that's one of my favorite parts of the story! I also enjoy the one with the "open chest, bb", and the girl ripping herself apart to become a flock of crows. It was kind of hypnotizing but easy to look at.

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    I know people were just talking about cleaning public bathrooms. I worked for Taco Bell, many years ago (way before my industry days), and I was immediately trained to do bathrooms. My manger was really condescending about the whole thing and and even asked me if I knew how to clean a bathroom! I don't know why but I was so offended that she would think because I was young/new/whatever that I wouldn't know how to scrub a toilet properly, I got really into it. I would put a bandana over my face and some gloves on and clean the hell out of the bathrooms, at the beginning of each night. It never took too long and after only a week, the GM made a comment to the shift manager that our bathrooms were some of the cleanest he'd ever seen, while inspecting the diners. I was sort of proud when she came up to me and actually apologized for being so mean, while she'd trained me through my first days.

    To this day, I can still clean the fuck out of a bathroom.
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    I usually don't have problems with people in the food service industry. I can handle waiting a while for my food, or having my order messed up a bit, as long as it ultimately tastes good and is delivered reasonably. But there is one thing that I have a problem with, just because it's so unnecessary.

    Every restaurant should require that their waiters write down the customers' orders. The other day going out to eat, I got one of those waiters who doesn't, and of course part of our order was messed up. It's always disconcerting when you have four people telling him all this food: appetizers, main courses, drinks, and the dude's just standing there like he's listening to us tell a story. What's the point of this? Waiters, you're not impressing anybody with your memorization act. Just write the damn orders down.

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    I'm always talking about fighting the idiot leftwing nut jobs online but I mentioned on a Catholic YouTube video that I disagree with an issue. Anyway, the video uploader called Rosary Films said I wasn't a real Catholic and blocked me! My comment was pretty mild, I could have said he was a loser who will never get laid but I was polite.

    I swear I am too religious for secular people and too secular for religious wack jobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DreamsInDigital View Post
    Well, this, for starters: 032312millerpark2.jpg032312millerpark1.jpg

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    Car problems! Need I say more.

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    The best comedian's material is from real life - The bathroom at the only truck-stop for miles, had no door, snow was blowing onto the floor inside...

    Scrawled on the wall in black magic marker above the condom machine: "Don't buy the gum, it tastes like rubber."

    Personally I suspect most condom machines don't really have product in them. What dude is going to go to the cashier and say "I put my money in the rubber machine and didn't get one?"

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    The best comedian's material is from real life - The bathroom at the only truck-stop for miles, had no door, snow was blowing onto the floor inside...

    Scrawled on the wall in black magic marker above the condom machine: "Don't buy the gum, it tastes like rubber."

    Personally I suspect most condom machines don't really have product in them. What dude is going to go to the cashier and say "I put my money in the rubber machine and didn't get one?"

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    sure, why not? If I get shorted a tampon, I complain


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    From my observations of public restrooms, I've concluded that most men are freaking pigs. I have no idea what women's restrooms look like, but men just don't seem to care.

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