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    Thumbs up Funny stuff in the club

    I just remembered the customer from Saturday who really made me laugh and had to post it somewhere.

    He was maybe in his 40s, bit scrawny and scruffy looking. After a dance he asked if I wanted to see his tattoo. He lifted his jumper to show me a NICKI MINAJ picture all up his side! When he confirmed it was minaj I thought he was her biggest unlikliest fan haha, then he said he didn't know who she was last week and did it for a joke or something. wtf! Hahaha it just didn't fit at all.

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    OMG crazy!
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    Had a customer several wks ago who was open-minded enough to try getting kicked in the balls during a table dance.

    Long story short, we were talking abt kinks while I was dancing for him, & I was telling him abt sm of the freaky customers I've gotten. As the song ended, he put another $20 on the table, looked me in the eye & said serious as anything 'The safety word is Pineapples.' I asked once just to be sure he was certain, & didn't kick him anywhere near full-force, but after the 2nd kick he had to employ the safety word. Wouldn't let me back on his lap for a bit after, b/c of the discomfort, but tipped me for it & had me stay for a couple more songs. At that moment I was actually disappointed I work at a BYOB place or I would have bought him a round of any damn thing he wanted.

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    Aaah just remembered, about an hour into the night the DJ started going on about the fact the pole and stage were greasy. Somebody has been wearing oil. THen he comes back and tells all the girls who had been up so far to go downstairs and speak to the manager. No one really goes so he comes back on and reads off the names of everyone who had been up. Whoever is wearing oil is going to get fined/sacked/told off.

    Later on I ask my friend who it was (she was called). No one was wearing anything oily, the freakin pole just needs a clean once in a while!

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