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    I ask for tips a lot.

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    A few girls at my club are pissy because I don't tan and I sit alone on the floor when I'm taking a break or it's really slow. One girl yelled at me for it, but in the most pathetically passive way possible. She half-yelled it over her shoulder while walking in a different direction. Meanwhile, she looks sour-faced all the time, gets drunk with other girls (paying for their own shots), and hardly makes any money. I don't get their problem, as I make plenty of money behaving as I'd like, start no drama, and encourage customers I'm with to tip everyone on stage. Shrug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 View Post
    I often don't wash my outfits between shift as well, I work Fri and Sat night so fuck messing about when I get in at 6am-they only usually smell of perfume/fake tan/stripper aroma anyway and the club lights are low!
    Yes! I wash my dresses after every 3rd shift or so. I really only wear them for half a song onstage and they smell like perfume anyway.

    - I sit in the dressing room a LOT if it's slow. I agree with whoever said it's awful sitting in an empty club. Sometimes I hang out upstairs in the VIP armchairs so I can watch the door without being seen; I like to be the stripper who pops out of nowhere like she was busy while everyone else was at the bar.

    - I don't tip staff more than minimum, because I'm a greedy bitch... and because the DJs don't do jack shit for anyone, and the VIP hosts don't have any interaction with customers until the dancer has sold the room, so there's no point in tipping those people... it ain't like they're hooking me up.

    - I don't get my nails professionally done. I hate spending money on shit like that honestly, and they're not practical in my outdoors school curriculum/horse training.

    - 90% of what I tell customers is true. The only thing I don't give out is my actual city, *which* school campus I go to, real name, or phone number.

    - I rarely even mention VIP, because it's obviously a much better deal to be on the floor getting $10 dances than doing 3 for $100. Seeing as at a "high-end" chain club the custies know they aren't getting extras in there, and many regulars know how closely it's watched by the bouncers, it's ridiculously hard to sell and I feel it would just make me come off as greedy to mention it. Plus I like the wham-bam-thank-you-maam hustle better.
    "People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

    "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

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    I don't tan or do my hair (it refuses any treatment fancier than a spike clip & a fifth of hairspray); I do my own nails when I get around to it; & sm times cut deals w/ customers i.e. 4/$100 on nude dances tho usually I do this for the drunker customers that are too far gone to accurately count songs.

    Too paranoid to even vaguely imply that I'll do extras to get sm1 into VIP. I'm equally afraid of power-tripping cops & leading on the wrong guy who might get violent - I don't put much past anyone anymore.

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    ^^Me too on the second part, I probably lost lots of $ this way but oh well better then getting cuffed or ass beat or have to stab someone cause there beating your ass and possibly get sued for it, yea too risky..

    I sometimes wait too long to die my roots when I am traveling cause its so hard to trust anyone new to do my hair ( i am blonde so its really bad to wait too long, I start lookin kinda trashy, not hot)

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    ^^Me too on the second part, I probably lost lots of $ this way but oh well better then getting cuffed or ass beat or have to stab someone cause there beating your ass and possibly get sued for it, yea too risky..

    I sometimes wait too long to die my roots when I am traveling cause its so hard to trust anyone new to do my hair ( i am blonde so its really bad to wait too long, I start lookin kinda trashy, not hot)

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    I will not work for any club who tells me I need to either go tanning or use spray tan. I'm told pale fits me.
    I don't do gown clubs... I wear thigh high socks, if it doesn't look right With them I won't wear them.
    I also do not wash outfits between shifts... I do however hand wash my thongs that are wore touching my bits in the bathtub/sink before my shift.

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    I come in late and leave early. I pretty much don’t adhere to a certain time.Sometimes I don’t even come in at all.

    I have had a bad habit of coming into work high. Nothing too bad just something to keep the edge off is all.

    The moment I get to work I am all business, no games and no bs. Which leads me to I really don’t like to talk to customers unless they are paying a lot of money or are established regulars. Other than that I treat everyone in there like a walking ATM machine and best believe I use the “wanna dance” line like it’s nothing.

    I am a bitch to rude motherfuckers, cheap asses, and time wasters. I call the cheap ones out on their shit, I’ll say something like “well if you want trailer trash then go over there and talk to the girl with buck teeth who looks seven months pregnant but if you want a beautiful, classy dancer then you know where to find me.” And believe it or not this line has actually gotten me a lot of dances.

    I ask for tips like no tomorrow. Hey you know what they say closed mouths don’t get fed. Same applies here if you don’t ask they won’t tip.

    I give out my number to big spenders.

    I don’t always do my hair and nails like I should. Often times I just brush it and go. Sometimes I don’t even wear make-up.

    I wear a lot of perfume/body sprays and oil. I don’t care if it gets on their clothing. Let the wife find out.

    I got big, fake tits which a lot of guys apparently don’t like. However it ironically works out well for me.

    If it’s empty and nothing going on I’ll just start talking on my phone. Sometimes I’ll even bring something to eat.

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    I bring my pet alligators to work sometimes.

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    ill lie about the number of dances i do when its so packed they don't notice, ill still pay for most of them though, so as not to look suspicious hehe.
    i sometimes get attached to regulars, not in a romantic sense though

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    ^^Ill lie about the # of dances also, or if they say I did x amount of dances that is less, I never correct them. I am like yup, your right, ha

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    I text friends or guys im interested in all the time while im with customers.

    actually I think a large portion of my posts here are from boring rooms.

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    When im doing the $20 lapdances i cut the songs short..the guys never notice
    When a guy wants a vip room i ask for the money upfront and keep a few hundred and go to a cheaper room and still ask for a tip after
    I avoid stage as long as i can when i start my shift
    I ignore all girls and couples unless called over but even then i dread talking to them

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    Ive always had my own set of rules! Over 10 years and still going strong!

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    I use OTC to my personal and financial advantage.

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    I watch the stage all the freaking time.

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    At bachelor parties:
    I don't wear shoes! I wear those lace kushyfoot footies, argyle knee-high socks or thigh-highs but never, ever heels.
    I won't drink but I'll smoke if they're passing a joint

    At the club:
    I don't wear stripper dresses, I dress very conservatively, buy vintage couture and lingerie, dresses at shops and tailor everything
    I made the most money when I wore the least make-up
    I don't wear deodorant or perfume, I wash with anti-bacterial soap, shave with sandalwood oil and use almond powder to keep dry
    I strip but I don't always take off my clothes
    I wear my glasses on the floor
    I don't have a fake backstory
    I don't shave my legs every day
    I grow my bush sometimes and just bleach outside my g-string. The full grown blondies only show under the black lights, fyi
    I don't keep one foot on the ground at all times and there is light contact but it's more for the sake of an acrobatic move than bump-n-grindin'
    I'll give my number or email to a big spender and lure him back in for round 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorcelainDollRedux View Post
    At bachelor parties:
    I don't wear shoes! I wear those lace kushyfoot footies, argyle knee-high socks or thigh-highs but never, ever heels.
    I won't drink but I'll smoke if they're passing a joint

    At the club:
    I don't wear stripper dresses, I dress very conservatively, buy vintage couture and lingerie, dresses at shops and tailor everything
    I made the most money when I wore the least make-up
    I don't wear deodorant or perfume, I wash with anti-bacterial soap, shave with sandalwood oil and use almond powder to keep dry
    I strip but I don't always take off my clothes
    I wear my glasses on the floor
    I don't have a fake backstory
    I don't shave my legs every day
    I grow my bush sometimes and just bleach outside my g-string. The full grown blondies only show under the black lights, fyi
    I don't keep one foot on the ground at all times and there is light contact but it's more for the sake of an acrobatic move than bump-n-grindin'
    I'll give my number or email to a big spender and lure him back in for round 2
    LOL, At my old club they would always smoke blunts and hey if its goin around I would also take a hit but you know they can lace that shit with crack, etc. so its kinda dangerous but nothing ever happend to me...And I have not worked in a strip club since that allows this, funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorcelainDollRedux View Post
    At bachelor parties:
    I don't wear shoes! I wear those lace kushyfoot footies, argyle knee-high socks or thigh-highs but never, ever heels.
    I won't drink but I'll smoke if they're passing a joint

    At the club:
    I don't wear stripper dresses, I dress very conservatively, buy vintage couture and lingerie, dresses at shops and tailor everything
    I made the most money when I wore the least make-up
    I don't wear deodorant or perfume, I wash with anti-bacterial soap, shave with sandalwood oil and use almond powder to keep dry
    I strip but I don't always take off my clothes
    I wear my glasses on the floor
    I don't have a fake backstory
    I don't shave my legs every day
    I grow my bush sometimes and just bleach outside my g-string. The full grown blondies only show under the black lights, fyi
    I don't keep one foot on the ground at all times and there is light contact but it's more for the sake of an acrobatic move than bump-n-grindin'
    I'll give my number or email to a big spender and lure him back in for round 2
    LOL, At my old club they would always smoke blunts and hey if its goin around I would also take a hit but you know they can lace that shit with crack, etc. so its kinda dangerous but nothing ever happend to me...And I have not worked in a strip club since that allows this, funny

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    Isn't it risky though to give out info (email/phone) to get busted for that?


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    ^^yes, clubs will fire you for that as your taking money out of their pockets, they feel and I guess its kinda true but hey..

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    I asked my manager before I did it the first time. The club I work at does a lot of promo. I keep it to flirty texts letting guys know when I'm in town and what shifts I'll be working. If they reply with an appt, I make sure to hit the floor by then. If they try to chat me up, I steer the conversation to dancing at the club and invite them to "come say hi".

    If someone busts my balls about it, they can check my message history. If you just don't want to get caught giving your number on the floor, ask him to give you his business card. Even if a floor manager makes you toss it out the second you get backstage, I think it's just more polite to accept the card than rejecting him and he'll be more likely to come back. If you get to keep it, you can do a little background research and vet your new client.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Addison View Post
    We've all learned how to be the perfect entertainer, thanks to the wealth of information here at Stripperweb Rules to follow, how to be safe, perfecting your hustle, proper stripper etiquette, and more.

    That's great.. but what rules do you BREAK?

    Mine are:
    -Don't drink/get drunk at work. I start drinking as soon as I walk in the door. I'm usually tipsy for the whole shift.. but I'm not "the drunk girl" stumbling around, falling, declaring my love for people. I can hold my liquor and I know when to stop drinking.

    -Come to work ready/Stay out of the dressing room. I usually spend the first hour of my shift getting ready and chatting with the girls. The dressing room is a hilarious place to be. I refuse to stay out of there.

    Along with committing these "stripper peeves" on stage:
    -heel clacking
    -butt smacking
    -hair flipping
    -Are those stripper peeves? Well then, I must be peeving the shit outta some strippers, because I do all 3, all the time. Know why? Cuz dudes dig it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    I don't tan
    I don't wear false eyelashes (who looks above my neck anyways?)
    Me neither... what freckled redhead looks good with a tan anyway? I do use that gradual summer glow crap, just to achieve a human-looking beige... in fact, hubs calls it my "beige-ing lotion". I came to bed one night & he said, "You smell beige."
    Aaaaand false eyelashes, no matter the size or style, always make me look kinda, um... special. Like perhaps my chromosomal makeup is a bit... different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 View Post
    I often drink at work and sometimes am definitely a bit drunk but as you say not the girl falling over, losing her shoes and being a PITA!I didn't drink for last few weeks and when I told the girls that I was driving they said 'But you never get drunk anyways!'
    Yeh, I do!I'm just not a dick when I do so nobody thinks I actually am!Lol
    Me three, Sugarmouse. I may have one too many, but always stop there... I feel like just a little bit of alcohol gets me warmed up. I feel more open to people, ready to chitty chat & act slutty.

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