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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    Much as I hate the suing culture and how everybody seems to be out to get something, they do make a bloody good point! xx
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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    I want to see the porn parody of this case.
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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    Men have been lying about how long it is for years....this should surprise no one....
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    Wow what a strange story, but funni.
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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    This measurement only effects the veggies (which I like! for fast food they're good) and the bread (which I could do with less of), since the meat is rationed separately. But, regardless of outcome, I'll still buy my subs from sub shops like the local spots or Potbelly's.
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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    I couldn't believe when I saw this on the news! I was assaulted and couldn't get a lawyer to take on my case but because subways a multi million dollar chain some asshole attorney will! What a joke these dudes and the lawyer should be shot!(JK) but not really!

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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    I bet their girlfriends could sue them for the same lie

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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    ^ Fucken pussies like that probably don't even have girlfriends but if they do I hope they break up with them for being idiots! I would be embarrased to date a dude so petty/ cheap!

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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    If one day every customer said he'll give you $120 for VIP, then only gave you $110 or $105, at the end of the day would you not feel you were ripped off by cheap assholes? That is what these men are sueing over. Subway advertises a 12 inch sandwich, but routinely sells 10 & 11 inch ones. They shouldn't advertise a promise they don't keep.
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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    ^ Lol... you can't even compare the 2. I have been ripped off a few times ( not many) I didn't sue and it's how I make my living. If these fucken pussies are so pissed over an inch of sandwich then go somewhere else! Sue if you have a legitimate excuse like a life long injury or loss of wages not because a fucken sandwich you paid ( gosh I don't know because I don't eat at shitty subway) under 6 bucks was a bite less than it should be. Only in america.....

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    Unfortunately, sueing has nothing to do with justice and everything to do with money. These guys just saw an opprotunity to make a few bucks off a massive company that cut corners to deal with the recession.

    If I were Subway, I'd admit fault and have a 'Free Footlong Day' and give the first x amount of customers at each store a free sub. Then hopefully the judge would throw it out and not award the plantiffs and lawyers.
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    These guys just saw an opprotunity to make a few bucks off a massive company that cut corners to deal with the recession
    This is just another aspect of the 'stealth inflation' in food products, i.e. having to pay the same amount of money for less 'product', that seems to be happening with every 'food' product ... 'one pound' packages of coffee actually weighing 13 ozs, 'five pound' bags of sugar etc. actually weighing 4 pounds, cereal boxes having 1-2 ozs less cereal inside, etc. Like Subway, all were supposedly trying to avoid having to float a highly noticeable price increase to compensate for rising ingredient costs by dropping the quantity instead. But Subway screwed up by not dropping it's 'foot long' advertising after dropping an inch off their subs !!! A judge doesn't have the option to simply 'drop' an obvious case of 'false advertising' ... although indeed Subway could attempt to settle with the plaintiffs out of court in order to cut off further negative publicity ( with the plaintiffs pocketing a hundred grand + for their trouble ).

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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    ^ Do these guys have pictures? I mean I buy italian bread at the grocery store every week and sometimes it varies an inch or 3 in size( it's like 2 feet long) I don't go bringing it back. Everyone is cutting corners....I mean my primer I pay 48.00 for is about half the size but I'm still paying the same. I think this isn't an effect of cutting corners but sometimes stuff like bread variues, like the bread at my grocer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    This is just another aspect of the 'stealth inflation' in food products, i.e. having to pay the same amount of money for less 'product', that seems to be happening with every 'food' product ... 'one pound' packages of coffee actually weighing 13 ozs, 'five pound' bags of sugar etc. actually weighing 4 pounds, cereal boxes having 1-2 ozs less cereal inside, etc. Like Subway, all were supposedly trying to avoid having to float a highly noticeable price increase to compensate for rising ingredient costs by dropping the quantity instead. But Subway screwed up by not dropping it's 'foot long' advertising after dropping an inch off their subs !!! A judge doesn't have the option to simply 'drop' an obvious case of 'false advertising' ... although indeed Subway could attempt to settle with the plaintiffs out of court in order to cut off further negative publicity ( with the plaintiffs pocketing a hundred grand + for their trouble ).
    Lol, I highly doubt these losers are going to get 100,000! My father was hit by a drunk driver, had to have 5 surgeries on his leg and we didn't get half that. Oh and he died 6 months later( they found cancer) but we could argue the injury /stress brought on his death( since it was localized to a small part of the lung and removed).

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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    12" is too much, while 6" is sometimes not enough...Jimmy Johns has it right with an honest 8".

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    ^^^ who says that twelve inches is too much ??? LOL

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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    Now I want a sub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    ^^^ who says that twelve inches is too much ??? LOL
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    ^^^ only if you swallow !!!

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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    I can rarely take down 12inch sub but 6 inches just isn't a enough all the time. They really need a 3/4 sub

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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    so ridiculous... okay i just HAVE to post this now. hope it loads properly...

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    Default Re: 2 men sue Subway after footlongs come up short

    Bah, I think this is retarded!
    Ive never worked for Subway, but I did work at a bakery.
    The way it worked THERE, is that they weigh the bread and then bake it. They often turn out different 'sizes', sometimes one will look bigger because of the way it was shaped....but it's still the same amount of bread!!!

    Although Im aware that this may not be the case here....still think it's as stupid as the hot coffee in lap lawsuit.
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