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    I like to get an erection before a dance starts. Has anyone ever had this request? How do I approach new dancers with this request?

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    ^really?

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    Ew! You don't!

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    Arenht you putting the cart before the horse?
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    Default Re: Instructions

    The expanded version of this question: you like to get an erection before the dance starts so you can get off while it's going on?

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    On one hand, I don't think anyone should be ejaculating in a strip club. On the other hand, I can't imagine being in a strip club for more than a few minutes without an erection. By the time it comes for you to ask for a lap dance and you don't have one, you should probably consult your doctor ...or have a long think about your sexuality.

    Basically, you're there to get turned on, but you should have the control to walk out before you get off. That's the game.
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    I'm sorry... I have to chime in again. Almost every guy I dance for has an erection during our lap dance, so that's not really what I was ew-ing at. I'm mostly just a little concerned about why you want to approach dancers about this, and what exactly you are asking to do? Are you asking permission to stimulate yourself prior to the dance? I've never had this request, and I'd be very uncomfortable with anyone who asked for it. It makes it seem like you're trying to reach an orgasm during the lap dance.

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    ... maybe he's saying, like, could you dance around a bit, and show off the goods, and do like, a visual prelude to the lapdance, before you sit down? Because it's embarrassing or uncomfortable if you sit on his lap and grind while it's still soft?

    If that's what you're saying--- i would phrase it like that. Say "please don't sit down right away, i like it when you spend part of the dance just showing off your body and your moves for me first"

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    It's part of the reason I won't get a lap dance without seeing a stage set, first. The stage show's like the opening act. Even with a dancer I know, I'll wait until she's up. If she gets any requests while up, I'll wait for her to be done. But for the most part, I prefer for lap dances to follow the stage. In a perfect world, dancers wouldn't have to ask for dances, they could sell them all onstage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by summerbre View Post
    It makes it seem like you're trying to reach an orgasm during the lap dance.
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    IMHO that is exactly what is happening. He doesn't want the dance until he is ready for his penis to receive max stimulation. Not only does this make it more likely that he will blow his load, but by ensuring that he is already hard prior to the dance he decreases the number of songs (and expense) it takes to get him there.

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    The fuck?

    Strip clubs are not fucking WalMart, and we really don't want to get you off. If you want a bargain-priced orgasm, try jerking it at home, by yourself. Lots of free porn online these days, and if you're a really smart shopper, you could try using your fucking imagination--you won't even have to pay for an internet connection.

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