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So this guy called me and kept stressing how he was "Clean" and married and rarely ever did this. The asshole had a thick southern accent and was clearly an idiot. So he gets rude on the phone and tries to jew me down. I started to hang up on him, but another call came thru at that precise moment and I ended up hanging up on them instead. So, I cool off and tell him the price is NOT negotiable. So he acts stupid but agrees to pay it. The he doesnt want verified, so I go round and round with him on that. Then he finally gives me the info. Then the asshole says he will be half an hour before he sees me. I wait 40 min. and call him back. He shows up 15 minutes later. By now, I AM PISSED and HAD turned down another call (Stupid of mee!!!) Then he gets here and goes to the wrong room. He calls and says I gave him the wrong room number. WTF? I dont even GIVE OUT my room number until the client calls from the parking lot (which he didnt do in the first place!!). He finally knocks on my door. I open it and this joker is ugly as hell and stupid looking at that. You can literally see that he isnt that intelligent, just like I could hear it in his voice. So, he comes in and looks me up and down snottily and I say- You can set the money on the counter. He begrudgingly does it. I tell him to make himself comfortable and I get into my lingerie. I head over to the bed and grab this idiots dick. OMFG!! I look at it and immediately think WTF?? It has Huge HPV warts on it. He sees me looking at it and says- Oh- thats from where I was circumcised, back in the 50's they didnt do to good of a job at it way out in the country where Im from. OH- HELL NOOO!!! Do you think I'm fucking stupid? Circumcision scars are indented, like my c-section scar. And there were several very big puffywart lookin things on the under-side of his dick. So, I just look at him and say- "I am NOT sucking on that;" The words were BARELY out of my mouth when he jumps up and starts putting his clothes back on. I throw him his money and tell him to go get his dick cleaned off. He shouts back that "No -one has EVER complained about it before." Uh-huh............right! And then he says my prices were too high anyways. WHAT A Retard!! Excuse me Forrest- But your a fucking cheap-ass idiot with a dirty dick!! I DO NOT Fucking Think Sooooo!!! Has anything like this ever happened to anybody else? Also, the guys have review boards on us- Can I have him black-listed??? Seriously! What a douchebag!




wart lookin things on the under-side of his dick. So, I just look at him and say- "I am NOT sucking on that;" The words were BARELY out of my mouth when he jumps up and starts putting his clothes back on. I throw him his money and tell him to go get his dick cleaned off. He shouts back that "No -one has EVER complained about it before." Uh-huh............right! And then he says my prices were too high anyways. WHAT A Retard!! Excuse me Forrest- But your a fucking cheap-ass idiot with a dirty dick!! I DO NOT Fucking Think Sooooo!!! Has anything like this ever happened to anybody else? Also, the guys have review boards on us- Can I have him black-listed??? Seriously! What a douchebag!
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