Bumping





Bumping
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt










I unfold all the bills, count them, and then deposit them at the bank asap the next day. I get super paranoid about having cash laying around... my apartment is not in the best area, lol.
I really need to open a savings account!


I immediately drive to the bank and deposit the money. I make sure it's a bank in an area where there's a 24 hr McDonald's or something so the lot isn't empty and there's light.



I've been saving so hard this year sometimes I don't even count til the net morning TBH...
Put some in checking, keep some on hand for groceries/ spending, some in a diversion safe for travel anything I want to buy that's not cheap, and my safe deposit box for whatevers left.





leave it on the floor for my pet rats to pee on and rip up

Count it, count it again, count it one more time just to make sure I didn't anything.....
Jump up and down on the bed Tom Cruise style while tossing it in the air and rolling around in it. All while playing Fuck up some commas by Future in the background.
“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”
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