I get this about 10x a night. -_- I'm used to it. But I do love to hear some clever comebacks, whether they're your own or often repeated quips.
"Yeah they're real-real fucking expensive!"
"They're as real as my attraction to you sweetie" (add a drop of venom sweet sarcasm)
"You can see them can't you?"
"Sure because it's perfectly natural to be 5'0 103llbs and a 32DDD"
"They seem real enough to your boyfriend. He can't stop staring at them!"
"Define real? Really fabulous? Then yes they are.
"Of course they're real, what do think they are imaginary?"
"The boobs are real. The smie is fake"
"If you're not feeding me, fucking me or putting the roof over my head, it's really none of your business"
Their not fake their aftermarket, modders rule.
Yes their mine I got the receipt to prove it.
Beauty may be skin deep but , dumb like yours goes to the bone.
My surgeon is a Glad foundation member, he can fit you with a cinch sack for charity.
They are fake and imaginary, I can see your bf/Dh imagining them now.
Ya some things are better all natural, but natural crap is still crap.
Ya your 100% natural let's see fake nails, fake color, contact lenses, padded bra and control panties. I step out of the shower like this, all your best parts are on the floor.
Built for porn, treated like a princess, screw like minx, laugh like a fool, and loved by an angel. So how do you think you matter to me?
Im all the woman my man can handle, looks like your man has small hands.
Some say brains matters more than boobs, but im not taking that chance, im loaded with both.



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