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    We all occasionally snap on customers. And we get away with it (for the most part) which is another great benefit of being a dancer.

    Last night a group of men came in, one offered me a shot as they ordered a round. While waiting for the drinks to be made, a fellow dancer came by and struck conversation. Me and her were talking as I was handed my shot. I turned in towards the guys, and took the shot.

    "WOW.. THAT WAS.. OH MY GOD.. FUCKING RUDE BITCH!" comes out of one of the customers mouths. First of all, this dipship wasn't even the one who bought the drinks. The guy who did was a complete gentlemen. My first reaction was appropriate. "Oh, I thought we were all doing our shot? I'm sorry, honest mistake!" I am sorry that I didn't "cheers" you. A very normal misunderstanding. But no, dipshit wasn't going to let this go. "Yeah, sure. I saw what you did there. That is very fucking disrespectful." This guy is flipping shit over a fucking cheers. Really? As if we aren't disrespected enough in this industry. Let it go, bro. Why would I "purposely" not cheers you? So I turned to him and said "I apologized for not cheersing you, I thought we were just taking them. I was having a conversation and I sincerely am sorry if I offended you!" But that wasn't good enough for dipshit, so my tongue slipped. "Do you know how many assholes I deal with a night? And you are going to flip shit on me over a fucking CHEERS? Stop being a dick, and show some respect to a perfect stranger." I then proceeded to thank his friend for the shot he bought me, and walked away. Felt good to let my inner frustration out for once!

    I know you ladies have got to have some good stories of telling a customer off. and I would love to hear them!



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    an old nasty guy last night came up to me and struck up a convo. he was like " so why don't you get a real job?"
    i was annoyed and tired, so i came back with " ooohh my job isn't real? good to know, i sure do enjoy all my buckets of fake money. i perform a service and get paid for it, what's your definition of a job? i have a real job, thanks".
    to my surprise, he was like " i want a dance from you, meet me at the bar in 5 min"..and i managed to get 250 out of him. he was as big of a disgusting loser as i thought , but I'm enjoying spending the money he gave me
    another time this stuck up kid said " look at that girl onstage..i see so many pretty girls doing this job, surprisingly"
    i was like " why the hell are you here then, to look at ugly girls? is that what you wanted to see? cuz yeah, a pretty girl couldn't POSSIBLY want to do this job right? wtf are you talking about" he was like " uh idk,i just mean" bla bla bla. i didn't even care, stuck up little prick.

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    Oh I treat custies like shit all the time when they dont spend $$ and they talked to me for too long or ask for extras. One time this got a few dances and paid me, then said "can I get a blowjob? Ill give you 60$." I said "wheres the 60?" He hands it to me and I walk away.lol. He then proceeds to complain to the manager about his 60$. When confronted by manager with custy present I said "We did dances and thats what the dances costed, you wanted a blow job and your just mad that I didnt give you one" when he tries to come back with a complaint like I am lieing I said really loud "you wanted a blowjob, I didnt give you one and now your mad! Idk why were even having this conversation, this isnt the bunny ranch!" that ended the conversation and he was kicked out by management . Also, when I was doing dances with a guy, the hostess came up to us trying to push him to buy a vip so he was hmmm haaaing and she suggested we take a tour of the vip, we went up, toured it and by this time it was clear he was just blowing smoke, he was saying stuff like, "what if I want you both?" and just BSing. So I was just like look do you or dont you wanna vip? and he says no so I say "well get your broke ass outta the club then." He laughed and ended up leaving when we got down the steps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    an old nasty guy last night came up to me and struck up a convo. he was like " so why don't you get a real job?"
    i was annoyed and tired, so i came back with " ooohh my job isn't real? good to know, i sure do enjoy all my buckets of fake money. i perform a service and get paid for it, what's your definition of a job? i have a real job, thanks".
    to my surprise, he was like " i want a dance from you, meet me at the bar in 5 min"..and i managed to get 250 out of him. he was as big of a disgusting loser as i thought , but I'm enjoying spending the money he gave me
    another time this stuck up kid said " look at that girl onstage..i see so many pretty girls doing this job, surprisingly"
    i was like " why the hell are you here then, to look at ugly girls? is that what you wanted to see? cuz yeah, a pretty girl couldn't POSSIBLY want to do this job right? wtf are you talking about" he was like " uh idk,i just mean" bla bla bla. i didn't even care, stuck up little prick.
    Ugh, guys that try to take jabs at our job are so annoying, like y are you even here if you find an issue with strippers and how we make $$. Our job probably pays us equal or more than what they make working 3 times a week when they have to work 40 plus hours per week for there check so they can just kick rocks or hand over that check

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    Quote Originally Posted by nikk View Post
    Oh I treat custies like shit all the time when they dont spend $$ and they talked to me for too long or ask for extras. One time this got a few dances and paid me, then said "can I get a blowjob? Ill give you 60$." I said "wheres the 60?" He hands it to me and I walk away.lol. He then proceeds to complain to the manager about his 60$. When confronted by manager with custy present I said "We did dances and thats what the dances costed, you wanted a blow job and your just mad that I didnt give you one" when he tries to come back with a complaint like I am lieing I said really loud "you wanted a blowjob, I didnt give you one and now your mad! Idk why were even having this conversation, this isnt the bunny ranch!" that ended the conversation and he was kicked out by management . Also, when I was doing dances with a guy, the hostess came up to us trying to push him to buy a vip so he was hmmm haaaing and she suggested we take a tour of the vip, we went up, toured it and by this time it was clear he was just blowing smoke, he was saying stuff like, "what if I want you both?" and just BSing. So I was just like look do you or dont you wanna vip? and he says no so I say "well get your broke ass outta the club then." He laughed and ended up leaving when we got down the steps.
    I LOVE that you got his $ though! Whatta dope, complains to mgr!


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    I Know right! Another funny part of the story: right after I snatched his $, I was walking out super fast with my "I am the shit attitude"while switching my hips hard. Well there was a peice of carpet raised up just at the end of the hall & I didn't see it and I fell, fell on my ass! Lol. So i just got up and kept going.

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    ^ LOL! The fact that you fell and kept walking like a badass just makes you 1,000x more awesome. Also, I am stealing the "this isn't the Bunny Ranch" line.

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    Default Re: Ever told a customer off? Lets hear it!

    my regular told me "youve gained some weight it looks great! but dont gain too much weight/become gluttonous". this guys belly hangs over his knees when he sits down. i told him hes been fat for longer then ive been alive and i dont take diet advice from people who are out of control themselves.

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    I physically assault customers on the regular. Just last night on my very first Laplace, a mid 20 Yr old guy who had his dance paid for by his father went back with me....
    10 seconds into our song, for no reason he just makes the audible "Chuhhhh" sound, pulling spit into his mouth. Then just projectile spits straight onto my chest. I immediately haul off smack him hard in the side of the face. After I hit him I yelled at him "WTF? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?" Before he could say anything or process the first blow to the face, I was still pissed so I wiped the spit off my chest with my hand and used my spit hand to smack him in the face a second time.
    Then I told him to get the fuck out. I immediately went and told management and they escorted him and his group out.

    A few weeks back a guy came up and tried to stick a dollar up my vagina while I was on stage. I Sparta kicked him in the chest. He fell back like 10 feet then came back to the stage and tried to do the same shit again. I then started just doing rapid fire kicks to his body. My bouncer had to grab him up. I think they were concerned I was going to hurt him lol.

    Recently I'm walking through the club minding my own business when sone random guy walks up and grabs my crotch. I shove him and was like "wtf, where do you think it's alright to do that?" (Because I'm tall, 5'9 plus 5 inch heels) he says "oh, you're bigger than me so I had to check to see if you were a guy." (Yea, pretty sure he just wanted to grab my pussy but then decided to insult me when I bitched at him for it.)
    I told him " I can assure you I'm not, but I promise I'll still punch you in the face like one." Then grabbed him and made security kick him out.

    My friend was telling me about how the other night a guy tried to touch her pussy during a dance so she bit the shit out of his finger. The guy complained to managment and they told him he probably deserved it.

    I love my club and the girls and staff I work with but it's in a party tourist town, people get really drunk and I just have a very low tolerance for disrespect.

    I just don't understand, why do people try to man handle us and be rude? Are we not still humans that deserve basic respect? They should be so grateful that beautiful women are willing to entertain them, and instead they feel entitled to physically assault and degrade us. My pride can't handle the disrespect much longer. I'm having my boob surgery in a couple days. While I'm out for the 6 weeks I figured it would be a good time to start my online business. I'm really thinking that I very well might retire from dancing once I get that up and going. Maybe I'll just pop into the club here and there. I just can no longer allow my primary income to be from something that comes with this amount of disrespect.

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    Of course. Some a$$hole decided it would be a good idea to sit at the stage while I'm dancing and toss some quarters. I went ballistic. I went over to him, threw the quarters in his face so hard and told him you can keep the change you filthy animal. Then stopped everything i was doing on stage to call security over to get rid of that f*cker and his loser friend.
    “Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”

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    All the time!!! Just tonight I had to cut a room short cause he wanted to do things I don't do. He kept complaining about the money, wouldn't respect my boundaries, and threw in snide comments like "well when we leave you'll just go onto you next dance, that's how it works right?

    I've also had customers try to refuse to pay or haggle.

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    Oh and then he was like "well enjoy your drink" ooooo wow you bought me a $9 mixed drink

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    Quote Originally Posted by polequeenkat View Post
    my regular told me "youve gained some weight it looks great! but dont gain too much weight/become gluttonous". this guys belly hangs over his knees when he sits down. i told him hes been fat for longer then ive been alive and i dont take diet advice from people who are out of control themselves.
    Omg that's so funny. I'm so glad you told him that

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    One time this guy came in with his friend. I proceeded to talk to them, one of them looked me over and said "how about we do a private?" So I was like "Sure right this way." to which he responded "Oh... never-mind"
    I wanted to murder him. But I just walked away.
    When him and his friend were leaving he said good-bye to me to which I responded "Bye.. have fun fucking each-other" with a sweet smile on my face
    Asshole.

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    So i'm sitting with this group of three old men from europe and two dancers, the other two girls take the two men and I'm like let's all go together have a good time. He's like, oh, I've been a ship's captain for forty years, south america thirty years ago was way wilder than anything you can do in a club like this...... :$

    I was like... maybe it's not the club, maybe it's because you're so old you're not as determined to have a good time, maybe you're like, less alive than you used to be.

    He's like, you think younger men are more determined to have a good time...

    I was like... not always, but they never wish for a time machine to tae them back to thirty years ago when there's a beautiful woman standing in front of them.

    With that he left the club. Fuck him. His friends were already spending money and this guy was too lame to have a good time. My next customer was a handsome marine who gave me 250$ and a 50$ tip.

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    I posted about this in another thread a while back, but I still think it's hilarious.

    I was having a really crappy night. The club was full of cheap assholes that weren't spending on any of the girls, so I hadn't made any $$ in hours. I went to hustle this group of young guys and was giving one of them the rundown on the CR options and prices. When he made the same "Oh, that's too expensive!" complaint that I had already heard from every other guy that night, I just lost it and snapped, "Well, this is a club for people with money. If you're broke, then you're in the wrong place and you should go somewhere else."

    The funny part was that they loved that for some reason, and proceeded to spend all their $$ on me. Men are weird.

    Another night, I was sitting with a guy for a good amount of time trying to sell him a CR. I was pretty sure he would buy. He kept asking if I would do certain things if he took me back. It started off pretty harmless (ex: "Will you wear my jacket?"), but the more he drank, the more his requests became inappropriate, veering into extras territory. At that point, I thought he only wanted an extras girl and I was pissed at him for wasting my time, so I just snapped, "Do you want to go or not??"

    ....He went (and was a perfect gentleman back there too!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    an old nasty guy last night came up to me and struck up a convo. he was like " so why don't you get a real job?"
    i was annoyed and tired, so i came back with " ooohh my job isn't real? good to know, i sure do enjoy all my buckets of fake money. i perform a service and get paid for it, what's your definition of a job? i have a real job, thanks".
    to my surprise, he was like " i want a dance from you, meet me at the bar in 5 min"..and i managed to get 250 out of him. he was as big of a disgusting loser as i thought , but I'm enjoying spending the money he gave me
    another time this stuck up kid said " look at that girl onstage..i see so many pretty girls doing this job, surprisingly"
    i was like " why the hell are you here then, to look at ugly girls? is that what you wanted to see? cuz yeah, a pretty girl couldn't POSSIBLY want to do this job right? wtf are you talking about" he was like " uh idk,i just mean" bla bla bla. i didn't even care, stuck up little prick.
    i HATE when they mock our jobs!!! These dirty old men who look down on US for being strippers when they themselves can't get women and make about 25% of the income I do...get a life! The money we make definitely isn't fake...so how isn't this a real job? Lol!

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