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    Okay, so this asshole client is from Boston and I expect him to be a little bit loud. obnoxious. We hit it off well on the phone and all his credentials checked out. So, we meet. First, fucktard keeps wanting to know my real name and is RUDE AS HELL ABOUT IT. Until I completely set him straight and say "THAT IS NONE OF UR BUSINESS." Then he says, "Youve been doing this awhile havent you?" in a real demeaning way. I say YES, and I know what I'm doing. Then fucktard tries to slow me down and get more time and actually has the nerve to ask if he can stay all night. I say, Hell No! You can stay the time you paid for. THIS IS MY JOB! Then I monkey around and try to keep fucktard "UP". He says he cant keep it up on his own and whippedearlier out some weird rubber band thing that he put around his dick. So, then he wants to touch me, (Ewwwww...Gross! Im not a bit attracted to the ugly obnoxious asshole.) Then I finally say "Are you gonna fuck me or what, your timew is almost over. Then the fucker gets on top of me and I have a condom in my hand. I just look at him. He has the intent of putting it in raw. I REALLY GIVE HIM A COLD STARE and say what the FUCK do you think? Im gonna let you fuck me without a rubber? So he looks at me real mean and I stare back even meaner. I let him know with my eyes that I will Fuck him UP if he even tries it. At which point, he jumps up and says, "What a waste of money." So, I scream at the fucktard- "DO YOU THINK I WANT AIDS OR SOMETHING?" "WHAT ESCORT FUCKS WITHOUT A CONDOM?" "NONE!" And then he has the nerve to say, "I dont know, Ive never been with an escort before." And "It wasnt the condom, it was your attitude." I'm thinking- "WHAT A LIAR AND FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!" Omg! What a moron! So, the man was a disrespectful douchebag all the way around. There are few clients that I have wanted to get violent with, but as he was walking out the door he muttered "Customer service is everything in this line of work, ya know." At which point, I got behind him and SHOVED him out the door and slammed it with a loud bang. WTF?? IM JUST HIGHLY PISSED AND RANTING. I cannot believe that obnoxious twit had the audacity to try those tricks with me. I'm wondering how much of what he did was out of ignorance and how much was outta just being a jerk. Ughhhhhhh!!!!! Anyways, I need the right wordings to put on my site about how to talk and treat escorts. No excuse for this bullshit!!! Any links or examples? I am highly pissed at this ignorance, will not tolerate it and need to make sure it doesnt happen again or I will go to jail for beating the shit outta some idiot who deserves it! (Sigh.........Deep Breath-.... Now I feel better!) LOLOL

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    So, I turn my phone off after I shove fucktard out the door last night. I wake up this morning and turn my phone on. There is a shitty text from him saying that "Where I come from, when people scam others AND don't keep their promises, there are consequences." WTF?? So I text fucktard back. "A) You kept begging for my real name - WHICH YOU DIDN'T GET! I NEVER promised you that. B.) You tried to overstay the agreed upon time- I NEVER promised you that. C.) You actually thought you were going to get to fuck me WITHOUT a condom? I SURE as Hell DID NOT promise you that!!!! You are a fucking idiot- Learn Respect!" Then, my next text to him said "My brother is a Marine and I have NO PROBLEM calling him at all." I never got a response back. Hahahaaa! What an idiot piece of shit. So, I looked up that blacklist site. Since I'm running into weirdo's- I may sign up and report them. I will NOT tolerate this garbage and don't want other girls to have to waste their times with idiots like these!!

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    I think that was your problem, honestly. Blacklist sites are VERY important. Worth every penny.
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    Don't let it bother you hun. He is simply a self concious man with an erectile dysfuction that is trying to overcompensate by being nosey and trying to mend is low self esteem by trying to belittle you. You showed him that your were in control of the situation and handled yourself well. If he contacts you again don't respond so he gets the hint that he is the least of your concerns. Look at the bright side, He left empty handed for being a jerk and you still was compensated. In the mean time blacklist him.

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    You got too defensive at first. These things happen a lot. Especially the name question. Find a better way to deal with these problems because going all "Bon Qui Qui" on him is not the best way out.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M

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    NOPE! I was nice to him over and over again. Until He KEPT pushing it like crazy. He was really wanting info. on me. He was a weirdo and kept asking if I had family around, etc. etc. Red flags that he was a would be stalker -type. So, I had to set him straight. Believe me, he was worse than most curious inexperienced guys. And I think he thought I was an inexperienced provider that would just "put up" with his Shit! And he honestly tried to bully me into fucking him Raw the way he acted. If he would have gone any further and tried to put it in tho, I would have ripped his eyes outta his head. My brother really is a Marine. He taught me how to disable guys if I'm ever attacked too. Did you know there is a way to literally make their eyes come outta their sockets, with your fingers -for self defense purposes? That ass-munch saw the look in my eye and backed down. I'm telling ya what tho,- I was on the phone today with a few of my regulars that are on bigdoggie.net and T.E.R. They are gonna write reviews for me. I shoulda hd them do it already, but was side-tracked I need more reviews and to place an ad on ERO's this week. I have to cater to a higher class of clientelle. I am Getting OFF of backpage!! Its the ghetto and Dangerous!! Thats two fucktards in one week I had to throw out! One had genital warts really bad and tried to lie about it and the other tried to bully me into Raw fucking him. Ewwwwwww!!!! I AM DONE WITH GHETTO- ASS BACKPAGE!!! WHAT BULL-SHIT!

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    Sadly they're not just on backpage. =/ Plus the message board ones act like that and then write a bad review about you after! Fortunately, they're not all that way but I know what you mean there are way too many fucktard clients out there, lol.

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    I'M just pissed now that someone would even THINK he could give me challenging glances like that to try and get more than he payed for. I really wanna jab him in the eye, just thinkin about it! This is the kinda stuff my brother taught me. http://www.kuntriboi.com/Place_of_the_Skull.cfm - LOLOL, Hell, limp dick shouldn't have even visited me in the first place, if he thought a rubber would make him go soft. How dumb are these old men? THAT'S NOT THE FIRST fella TO VISIT ME EITHER, THAT KNEW that he couldn't hold an erection with a condom. Are they really that STUPID and pathetic- to actually think a paid escort would fuck a stranger raw, if they begged or bullied enough? Hell No! Please............I'm just getting myself worked up now. Sigh.......I'm going to work out now. I gotta get my body in shape for Ero's type clients and my photographer. ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonna View Post
    Okay, so this asshole client is from Boston and I expect him to be a little bit loud. obnoxious. We hit it off well on the phone and all his credentials checked out. So, we meet. First, fucktard keeps wanting to know my real name and is RUDE AS HELL ABOUT IT. Until I completely set him straight and say "THAT IS NONE OF UR BUSINESS." Then he says, "Youve been doing this awhile havent you?" in a real demeaning way. I say YES, and I know what I'm doing. Then fucktard tries to slow me down and get more time and actually has the nerve to ask if he can stay all night. I say, Hell No! You can stay the time you paid for. THIS IS MY JOB! Then I monkey around and try to keep fucktard "UP". He says he cant keep it up on his own and whippedearlier out some weird rubber band thing that he put around his dick. So, then he wants to touch me, (Ewwwww...Gross! Im not a bit attracted to the ugly obnoxious asshole.) Then I finally say "Are you gonna fuck me or what, your timew is almost over. Then the fucker gets on top of me and I have a condom in my hand. I just look at him. He has the intent of putting it in raw. I REALLY GIVE HIM A COLD STARE and say what the FUCK do you think? Im gonna let you fuck me without a rubber? So he looks at me real mean and I stare back even meaner. I let him know with my eyes that I will Fuck him UP if he even tries it. At which point, he jumps up and says, "What a waste of money." So, I scream at the fucktard- "DO YOU THINK I WANT AIDS OR SOMETHING?" "WHAT ESCORT FUCKS WITHOUT A CONDOM?" "NONE!" And then he has the nerve to say, "I dont know, Ive never been with an escort before." And "It wasnt the condom, it was your attitude." I'm thinking- "WHAT A LIAR AND FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!" Omg! What a moron! So, the man was a disrespectful douchebag all the way around. There are few clients that I have wanted to get violent with, but as he was walking out the door he muttered "Customer service is everything in this line of work, ya know." At which point, I got behind him and SHOVED him out the door and slammed it with a loud bang. WTF?? IM JUST HIGHLY PISSED AND RANTING. I cannot believe that obnoxious twit had the audacity to try those tricks with me. I'm wondering how much of what he did was out of ignorance and how much was outta just being a jerk. Ughhhhhhh!!!!! Anyways, I need the right wordings to put on my site about how to talk and treat escorts. No excuse for this bullshit!!! Any links or examples? I am highly pissed at this ignorance, will not tolerate it and need to make sure it doesnt happen again or I will go to jail for beating the shit outta some idiot who deserves it! (Sigh.........Deep Breath-.... Now I feel better!) LOLOL
    There, there. It's ok, babe. Mommy's here. J/K Anyways, where did you find this asshat? craigslist? I love your attitude toward that jerk. He got exactly what he deserved. I think it's funny as fuck that you pushed him out the door. Way to go! On a serious note though, you need to really screen your clients well to make sure something like this never happens again. Try to get as much information about him as you can and make sure to get 2 references from quality ladies. You are very lucky this guy didn't have a gun or knife, because from the way you described it, it sounded like he was about to rape you or hit you. And unfortunately, this can and does happen, and I don't want that to happen to you. Before there were all these verification sites and screening methods, I had to use bodyguards and pack a pistol when I went on calls. You never knew what you were running into. Thank God for verification sites like preferred411, rs2k and date-check and people search engines. You don't want to have to rely on muscle unless you absolutely have to. Ever since I've done proper screening, I've never had a problem.

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    Leonna, seems that you can take care of yourself but I hope you have mace or pepper spray, too. I've also been in a couple situations that could've turned ugly fast --- I found keeping a cool head and being firm but polite helped defuse the tension quickly. Still, I felt a little safer having my spray always within reach but *out of his sight.* You just never know.

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    Thanks hun. And you're right. I actually was thinking the EXACT same thing after that incident too. And now that I'm cooled down and had time to think about it- It dawned on me that the 'ol military fella. (He had been in the Airforce.) was looking for intimacy. That he was a bit of a bully and obviously socially maladjusted. I got thinking about the wording in my ad too. It said "I will satisfy you." "Just like that best Girlfriend." So, I 'm thinking that retards like him- that don't understand that this is a business and TIME IS MONEY, really thought if they were nice enough or pressured enough that I would let them stay all night OR do what a girlfriend would do -and not make him use protection. What an idiot! He was a complete stranger and should have been polite, respectful and known his boundaries. Geez! I feel kinda sorry for limp dick dork now. Hahahaa!

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