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    Who's the hottest crushtomer you've had at your club? I think mine would be between Shemar Moore (actor) and this hunky baseball player. He was 6'3" and all muscle and with a wicked sense of humor!
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    Ah I will never forget when I once saw this guy couple years back and fucking hell he set me on fire!I like rockers... and he looked like a the lead singer of an 80s metal band...But better dressed. lol.Gorgeous face and piercing eyes, cheeky grin
    I went straight up to him and said 'Please don't think this is a stripper line, you're fucking gorgeous!' lol. I did end up doing a couple dances with him. He had no idea how hot he was and said 'Will you shut up!I'm just fat and old!' (he was like mid thirties maybes) and then as soon as the dance was over he scuttled off out the club!I think I scared him.
    Funny thing was, he left his phone on the table next to the sofa. I was going to run after him, but then decided to sneak off the to toilets and put my number in it , but the ass had a lock on it!
    He came back looking for it and I gave it to him-I've looked back on this moment again and again,sometimes I even wished I'd have told him I hadn't seen it, or hid! So that he'd call it the next day and he'd have to see me again then lol. Ugh. I'm too honest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    Who's the hottest crushtomer you've had at your club? I think mine would be between Shemar Moore (actor) and this hunky baseball player. He was 6'3" and all muscle and with a wicked sense of humor!
    Shemar Moore is HOT and I hate to say it but I may break my never dating a customer rule if I ever came across a guy like him.

    I don't think I ever had any hot customers, but then again I tended to focus on the obese unattractive men to intentionally avoid this.

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    Well maybe if Zach Galifinakis or Seth Rogan had come to your club they would qualify. Those are the only big dudes I can think of besides Larry the Cable Guy and suspect that's not your cup of tea!
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    Ah I will never forget when I once saw this guy couple years back and fucking hell he set me on fire!I like rockers... and he looked like a the lead singer of an 80s metal band...But better dressed. lol.Gorgeous face and piercing eyes, cheeky grin
    I went straight up to him and said 'Please don't think this is a stripper line, you're fucking gorgeous!' lol.
    Haha makes me think of this sketch. http://youtu.be/jKpN8uEEa5c I'm waiting to do this on a beautiful man.


    No crushtomers for me i'm afraid, I just don't see them like that, and most crushes are 30s-40s, haven't seen many that age in shape in the club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    Well maybe if Zach Galifinakis or Seth Rogan had come to your club they would qualify
    Dude, if Seth Rogen came to my club I would go totally beserki!!!

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    Sting, Mark Anthony, Tai Diggs, George Clooney, Cameron Mathison, Josh Duhamel, John Stamos, Vincent D'Onofrio(my reg), Vin Deisel just to name a few, LOL. There are a few more but not hot enough for me to make this list! Oh the good ole days where strip clubs used to be "cool" to be seen in... I miss them.
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    They are all ugly where I work, when i was in NYC I saw lots of hott guys in da club, It was strange but fun yay I can't wait to go back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smeca View Post
    Haha makes me think of this sketch. http://youtu.be/jKpN8uEEa5c I'm waiting to do this on a beautiful man.


    No crushtomers for me i'm afraid, I just don't see them like that, and most crushes are 30s-40s, haven't seen many that age in shape in the club!
    Haha I've not seen that before!I crush on forties too. He was in shape! Reckon he was probably just not as in skinny as he was when he was younger so was paranoid.
    I was being a proper dick, when he said he was fat I was like grabbing him around the waist and saying 'I'd like to see how fat you are exactly' ... I didn't say how old I was-he probably thought I was younger and had taken him for a ride because I was a dancer.I'm such a dickhead sometimes lol
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    Mine looked like Pierce Brosnan! Hot


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