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    Okay, so there is this woman that is on my facebook friendlist. She is married into the family on down the line. Anyways she is quite a bit overweight (which doesn't bother me), but she is ALWAYS making snide remarks about skinny girls!! Like an everyday thing she'll post a new status saying somthing about a "skinny girl". So I've never said anything but it is really starting to make piss me off. I am a fellow "skinny girl" and tired of her bullshit lol

    Today her post says "Wow, Fergie is pregnant. Love it when skinny girls join the stretch mark club, LOL!"

    I literally wana slap the shit out of her. How can u wish stretch marks on someone? Plus not every girl that gets pregnant gets stretch marks. I have a five yr old and luckily never got a stretch mark. BUT still. I know I might be a lil overzelous w/ this but it is ALL THE TIME. So I finally wana say something smartass to her...Any ideas ladies?? lmao

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    i would think she'd be an easy target! idk about witty but must suck being soo wrapped up in jealousy n hate for women who are more attractive than her! she basically wants everyone to be as fat as her, so she won't have to work out and get in shape and feel fat! just throws insults because she doesn't want to lay off mcdonalds ( unless of course she has a medical condition) i hate girls like that, i've had so many skinny comments thrown at me.

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    Exactly...and no...no medical condition..just lazy lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bpink View Post
    Today her post says "Wow, Fergie is pregnant. Love it when skinny girls join the stretch mark club, LOL!"
    OMG a child is a way better purpose for stretchmarks than your chilidogs, fat girl.
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    ^^^lmao!!!!!!

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    Why not block her so you don't have to read her vapid comments?
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    You could post a picture of yourself wearing spandex with the caption "Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right."
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    ^i like that idea..either block her, or revel in your slenderness and drive her crazy without saying anything!

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    or just start posting stuff about the obesity epidemic





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    ^^ LOVE IT..but ya im prolly gonna say somethin to her..and then hide her statuses.

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    I can't stand jealous people. Just because she's fat, she wishes stretchmarks on everyone else? Pathetic.

    I can't think of anything witty to say, but I'm curious what you're going to say to her, lol. Whatever it is, she had it coming.
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    I wouldn't try to be witty, I'd do what's said above-post things about obesity. Or just downright ask her, 'What makes you so against skinny people' or with this comment, say 'Is Fergie skinny? She just looked healthy last time I saw a pic of her' or something
    I hate things like this, she's obviously unhappy with being fat so tries to say things about skinny people to make herself feel better about not being one of them.
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    I understand how you feel, I am skinny & hate the hate about it..mostly I try to ignore, even if you have a GREAT line, it's lost on a little mind sometimes


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    I'd like to point out that her being overweight doesn't make anyone more attractive than her or vice versa. On to the actual point though- Coming from a fellow skinny girl- My vanilla job is working at a gym and helping people with their diets-- It's likely she is insecure about her weight and is trying to make herself feel better by reveling in women gaining weight, "joining the stretch mark club", and is bitter about the many remarks she has probably gotten being overweight. Making a witty come back is not likely to even make you feel better in the long run most likely, nor to make much difference to her, as she has probably heard it before, and see's it in the way society views her regularly. But perhaps saying something to her privately about what she is saying offends you/hurts your feelings may do so, instead of causing a dramatic scene. No need to stoop to her level, especially since you sound like someone who is pretty secure with how you look Take the high road, you'll be happier XOXOXO and helping someone one else feel better usually has a longer term effect on your own happiness, having a quick comeback usually is a short high. Just my two cents.

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    I have an aunt like that. She is ALWAYS on Facebook and always cutting down skinny women (and to her a size 12 is skinny). I used to make comments to her because she would often make comments aimed at me but decided to start ignoring her when she does. I want to keep peace in the family so I just ignore her and make fun of her to my mom because my mom is driven crazy by her too (the goofy aunt is my dad's sister). Honestly I think she's jealous because I am taller, thinner and more attractive than that side of the family (that side is extremely obese and short).

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    "LoL at the fatties who run their mouth when they should be running on a treadmill" Ahh I feel so mean. Ooh well. Run a Google search, "meme's and obesity."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I have an aunt like that. She is ALWAYS on Facebook and always cutting down skinny women (and to her a size 12 is skinny). I used to make comments to her because she would often make comments aimed at me but decided to start ignoring her when she does. I want to keep peace in the family so I just ignore her and make fun of her to my mom because my mom is driven crazy by her too (the goofy aunt is my dad's sister). Honestly I think she's jealous because I am taller, thinner and more attractive than that side of the family (that side is extremely obese and short).
    What's wrong with being short? ... lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sammii View Post
    What's wrong with being short? ... lol.
    Nothing at all but my aunt keeps bringing up the fact that she is short and kind of insulting women taller than her.

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    Oh okay misunderstood, sorry.

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    My gf is very skinny and she didn't get any stretch marks after two kids.
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    i have nothing witty to say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sammii View Post
    Oh okay misunderstood, sorry.
    No biggie.My aunt is interesting to say the least because she will say some bizarre things related to both. Like when a cousin was getting married she didn't think I should be a bridesmaid because I was taller and thinner than the others and I would stick out. I'm not especially tall or thin but to her apparently I am. She's one of those fat acceptance women who thinks being 5'1 and 300 pounds means she has curves and that "real women" have curves (ie only fat women are real women apparently).

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    hollywood6, I wanna post that to my fb! Thanks, I love it!

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