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    So tonight sucked. I passed out in the back when one of my friends shakes me awake. "Tempest! This guy shit himself at the bar!!!!" Allegedly a very drunk patron had defecated in his jeans with a telltale stripe down the middle. Never a dull moment.

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    I worked in a topless stage,nude dance club. One night a dancer is totally smashed,gets up for her set and proceeds to take it ALL off. We were all a bit worried thus far, but what really took the biscuit was when she pulled her flaps open and stuck them around thr pole :o then she slid up and down until the manager dragged her off. Yeah we didn't use the pole again until it was majorly disinfected!

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    A dancer who told me from her stage (at max volume) tht she had an abortion 2 days ago but "they fucked up and left some of it in there and now I have to go back again".

    Same dancer passed out on a guy's lap and pissed all over him Spew
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    Hm…

    Grossest:
    *One night two guys were buying every dancer’s outfit (they’d buy them off us, on stage, we’d do nudie runs to the DR, change, and then sell them another during our next stage set lol).Anyway, my friend, who was wearing ALL white, took everything off, dangled her g-string seductively in front of the guys faces and then threw in down on their table...her white g-string was now bright red. She and the custies were shocked and disgusted…but they paid her anyway!

    *I once worked at a club that offered shower shows (literally a girl having a soapy shower). One of the clubs had a long, thin shower head…I bet you can guess where I saw some girl put it…and proceed to squirt (I was disgusted and kind of like-“how the F$#K did she do that?!”)

    *A VERY drunk dancer slipped in said shower, broke her jaw, knocked her front teeth out and filled the shower up with blood…in front of a group of guys.

    *Another very drunk dancer was doing a double shower show with girl…who spread her butt cheeks and rubbed her asshole on the other dancer’s leg (…and it was hairy apparently).

    *A dancer farted during a double shower show once...and I couldn’t escape! The show must go on

    *I worked with a girl who would come up to the bar to pay for a drink...and expose the lube and variety of sex toys she had stashed in her purse !

    *I once saw a girl take her underwear off on stage…with a sanitary pad attached to them!

    *I walked into the bathroom once and a girl was washing and dry her clothes…there was rat piss all over the stage in the private room…and she had unknowing rolled around in it!

    *I walked into the DR and one dancer was shaving another dancer's arsehole.

    WTF?:
    *One of the girls used to wear designated heels in the shower shows (OH&S wouldn’t have been pleased).

    *Our dodgy manager went into the bathroom one night, came out laughing to himself (this was nothing new), walked straight into the office and shut the door behind him. Then, a junkie dancer goes into the bathroom…and comes running out yelling and swearing about her missing crack, “The rats must have stolen it, the rats have eaten my drugs!?!” (…no, the manger has “eaten your drugs” !). The sad part was…she was afraid that her drugs would have killed the rat (it lived in the bathroom and she had named it!).

    *A female customer was asked to leave by security staff after a physical altercation with a dancer. Things got a little out of control…the next thing we knew, the dodgy manager had put this woman in a rubbish bin somehow and security were rolling her down the stairs and out the door.

    ...I'm going to stop before I end up writing a novel lol
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    2 nights ago a dancer pulled out her tampon in the changeroom (in front of people) and threw it into the spa bath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Good thread.
    Dude comes stumbles in & plants himself at the bar.
    Me: howd your night goin?

    Drunk man: I had a fight with my wife & shes sleeping at the hotel. Can I sleep on your couch?

    Me: ha! Hell no. how much $ u got? We can go for a dance.

    Dm: $40. Can I touch your vagina?

    upon closer inspection I see the guy has a gash in his hand & blood on his shirt.

    Me: sir! You have blood on your shirt and just asked to touch my vagina, I recommend that you dont ask any other girls this or to sleep on their couch. its time to go.

    Dm: whaatt!?! Thats ketchup!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OliveJardin View Post
    *I once worked at a club that offered shower shows (literally a girl having a soapy shower). One of the clubs had a long, thin shower head…I bet you can guess where I saw some girl put it…and proceed to squirt (I was disgusted and kind of like-“how the F$#K did she do that?!”)

    *A VERY drunk dancer slipped in said shower, broke her jaw, knocked her front teeth out and filled the shower up with blood…in front of a group of guys.

    *Another very drunk dancer was doing a double shower show with girl…who spread her butt cheeks and rubbed her asshole on the other dancer’s leg (…and it was hairy apparently).

    *A dancer farted during a double shower show once...and I couldn’t escape! The show must go on

    WTF?:
    *One of the girls used to wear designated heels in the shower shows (OH&S wouldn’t have been pleased).
    I don't think I would be going anywhere near this shower! Lol!

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    I had sex after putting a tampon in (I don't use them unless I'm working so I'm just not used to needing to, usually they schedule themselves nicely so I don't!) and it was MEGA stuck. I couldn't get it out and neither could my boyfriend. I had to o to work with it still stuck-and a close dancer friend and I went into the toilets (which are also the customer toilets!) and I'm there, leg up in the air, her with her caramel or something flavoured Vaseline, trying to get the thing to come out. I'm in loads of pain and shouting as if I'm giving birth because I'm SO pissed off...aaaaaaaaand a female custie walks in. They are so RARE in the club especially this early, no idea where she came along from. She stood there, gob wide open, staring at us and we stared back not knowing WTF to say......
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    Quote Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 View Post
    I had sex after putting a tampon in (I don't use them unless I'm working so I'm just not used to needing to, usually they schedule themselves nicely so I don't!) and it was MEGA stuck. I couldn't get it out and neither could my boyfriend. I had to o to work with it still stuck-and a close dancer friend and I went into the toilets (which are also the customer toilets!) and I'm there, leg up in the air, her with her caramel or something flavoured Vaseline, trying to get the thing to come out. I'm in loads of pain and shouting as if I'm giving birth because I'm SO pissed off...aaaaaaaaand a female custie walks in. They are so RARE in the club especially this early, no idea where she came along from. She stood there, gob wide open, staring at us and we stared back not knowing WTF to say......
    I had a similar incident at this shithole I worked at where the customer loo doubled as the dancer dressing room. I was "assuming the position" for a vagina check when 2 female customers walked in to a view of my 'gina smiling at them. Horrified they spun around and ran out of the bar. Whoops.
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    *(not my) customer pissed himself on the VIP couch

    *my customer threw up during the lap dance, luckily not on me but behind the couch. still, mega gross.
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    Oh yeah, Custie pays me (sweet), I start dancing, he slams his hand over his mouth and start getting up, vomit starts coming out of the gaps between his fingers as he runs out the door- left a trail of vomit all the way out. ha ha

    Custie closes eyes while I'm dancing,loses control of his bladder and the urine stain spreads all over the front of his light coloured jeans. Gross.
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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    ^same. got an easy vip from mega drunk boy at the bar, a few mins in he's panicking asking where the toilet is. the toilets were farrr away and there was vom in the booth, all on the nice new carpet in the nicely done up vip hallway. i was already topless so i didn't see if he made it before throwing up more on the floor :/


    a really really drunk, loud, obnoxious guy walks in when it's empty, orders beers, goes for a dance and leaves his full beer at the bar, comes back out and orders a new one, repeats many times, buys champagne, offers a glass to me/any girl, tries to kiss me, when i stop him he's like "no! fuckin one glas! just one!" He then forgets about the champagne, ges himself kicked out so we share the beers and champagne to all the girls lol

    nothin too crazy, i'm kind of glad!

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    The guy in the booth next to mine was so drunk he pulled out his dick and started pissing. The dancer he was with freaked out and ran to get the manager. Manager walks up and says "what the fuck man?! get out! you're pissing in my club!" the drunk guy was like "whhaaat you talking about? i'm not doing anything" the manager was like "Seriously? Don't try to lie about this, your dick is still out and you are still pissing."

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    ugh guys would piss in the smoking area which was a below ground level narrow alley way outside, because they were too fucking lazy to go upstairs to the toilets.

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    Men really aren't at their best when drunk....
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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    a customer who looks like a singer from ABBA, is drinking beer while talking to me. all of a sudden he dips his fingers into his glass and continues to run them through his hair. he repeats that several times.

    me: 'what the hell are you doing?'
    him: 'beer is really good for your hair, didn't you know?'
    me: 'yes, but you're supposed to wash your hair afterwards.'

    the grossest part: he finishes his beer after his hands have been in there many times, eww.

    then he goes all patrick swayze and kneels on the club floor and tries to do a sexy dance for us and looks really serious, like he is not even joking.

    a day after he comes back and i spot him again, so i ask: 'so, today you're not putting beer in your hair?'

    he pulls out a big pack of hair gel from HIS SOCK and puts the hair gel into his hair. me and the bar manager are like WTF is this guy?
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    OMG, check out the links at the bottom of the page: Your grossest customer is foulness!!!!!
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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Not very gross but it made me dieee laughing. Someone had left their guy alone in a dance booth to wait and he was the only one back there. He was obviously wasted and me and another girl were walking back and saw him hardcore air guitaring to the current song. I mean like, kneeling down, extreme faces most intense air guitar solo I've ever seen and he kept it up THE WHOLE SONG while we kept peeking around the corner trying not to laugh too loud.

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    My friend had a really coked up guy in VIP and he picked up her g string after she took it off and blew his nose into it. Fucking gross.

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    i went into a club in my area to check it out as a possible 2nd club to work at , and got a dance with this cute little blond..we were hitting it off and chatting and she pulls down her G string and has the WORST case of genital warts i've ever seen. like cauliflower shit. i was like." oh, you don't have to take your clothes off for me, lets just talk!" lol. poor girl

    a week ago i was talking to this guy, who didn't appear to be too drunk at the time..and then he suddenly grabbed his glass and started projectile puking into it ( or trying to) and he spewed all over my lap and legs!

    a year ago i was giving a dance to this nice old guy, an air dance because he had a huge gut, and i went down between is legs an looked up at him all sexy and teasing..and i smelled this putrid, rotting stench! i looked and i saw this brown, wet shit seeping into the crotch of his pants! i continued with the dance, but at about 3 feet away breathing through my mouth..the smell was sooo bad i wanted to puke lol.

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    Years ago at my last club, one of the girls was doing a private dance with a really drunk female customer. The customer threw up on top of the dancer's head. Like, a TON of vomit. The dancer in question had this huge frizzy fro-like hair that sort of came halfway down her back in a gigantic puff, and when she came running out of the private room she looked like a drowned rat. All her hair was plastered to her face and back.

    Dude shit himself in our VIP several months ago.

    Miscellaneous other vomit stories, but none as spectacular as the first one.

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    how about this historical tidbit from many years back ...

    I was in the club's dressing room. A dancer had just finished a marathon VIP session. She took off her g-string and threw it. It stuck to the wall !!!


    Follow up about 6 months later. The above dancer had gotten kicked out of the club a week prior. The rest of us dancers notice that there is a strange smell in the club's dressing room, but we can't find where it is coming from. After several days of intensifying stench, we finally decide to search through a pile of stuff that the fired dancer had left behind. In the pile is another g-string ... that smelled unbelievably bad. Upon closer examination there were several layers of 'something' built up in the crotch. You could count the layers like tree rings !!!

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    Gag ^^^
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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    One time in VIP there was this fat dancer, totally naked, cuddling this old man who was fast asleep. I felt like I was in a David Lynch film.

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    This was not at my club, but at the Clermont Lounge - courtesy of a bartender friend that I was swapping stories with.

    She was working one dayshift and it was really slow. The barback went back to the urinal trough to pee and discovered a pair of dentures in there. So he told her and then brought the dentures out to disinfect them with alcohol. After they finished cleaning them, she asked the old guy at the bar if the were his, saying that they'd been found in the bathroom.

    He reaches out, takes them from her and pops them in his mouth without taking his eyes off the stage. No questions or anything.

    She said that explains their typical caliber of clientele...

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