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    Hi girls, i have my very first audition tomorrow evening at a club about an hours drive from me. I've never stepped inside a lap dancing club before so not really sure what to expect or how the audition process will go. The women i spoke to on the phone asked me to arrive in full hair and make up and to bring an outfit to dance in.
    Super nervous, and i will let everyone know how i did.

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    Welcome around and good luck! Although clubs can do it differently, if you read through the Newbie Board, you'll get a general idea of what to expect - basically, do a song or more up on stage and, since you're in the UK and it's not uncommonly there, possibly a lap dance audition.

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    Default Re: Complete noob from uk

    Hello and welcome! I'm in the UK too. Auditions differ from a manager saying "alright lets see what you look like with yer clothes off" to a dance on stage. Just be prepared to do a lap dance or stage dance and you should be fine.
    I know it can be scary at first but just smile your biggest smile and act confident and you will do just fine

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    Hi everyone, i went in early the other evening for my audition and first impressions the place look very nice and clean, leopard print and black leather seemed to be theme with framed pictures of nude women hanging on the walls. There were four of us auditioning and after having our id's checked and filling out paperwork we were given a brief talk about the company and after a tour of the site were asked to change into our dancewear to go up on the pole for a two song set, the first fully clothed and the second with our tops off. Im sure i had strip club virgin written all over me but with that said i dont think it went too badly, i was consentrating so hard it didnt even sink in that i was topless untill i had finished and the next girl was up there. Then we were taken to the lap dance area and shown some moves from one of the dancers there which we got to practice on each other which was just the funniest thing ever, im not sure if im going to be able to keep a straight face when i have to do it for real.
    After changing back into my normal clothes i was offered a job there and then which was just amazing, i just need to make more eye contact when dancing and smile a bit. I start my very first shift this friday night when its expected to be busy. Realities just sinking in, very nervous.

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    Congratulations and good luck on Friday!

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    Hi guys I had my first night working as a lap dancer last Friday which was probably the most surreal night of my life. Even though i only did a half shift which means I didn’t start until midnight but was still feeling pretty sore in the thighs and feet the day after.
    I arrived at just before eleven with my gym bag over my shoulder and was led through the dancer entrance and introduced to the house mum who reminded me of the rules and how things worked, then showed me to the dressing room to get changed.
    The other girls were nice enough to other me a glass of wine, which I so needed as im generally a very shy girl and uncomfortable meeting new people.
    I couldn’t see how many customers were in from the dressing room but from the girls heading in and out it sounded busy.
    After getting changed it took me another couple of glasses of wine before I could walk out onto the club floor. So I slowly made my way out to the crowd looking like a complete fish out of water in my clear stripper heels and skimpy black leotard. Immediately men were turning to look at me, checking me over. I could feel myself going red with embarrassment so took a deep breath and a few slow walks up and down the room. After about ten minutes I was standing by myself at the back just watching the girl on stage at the time when a guy came over and said ‘Hi are you one of the strippers’. A question I had never been asked before, plus a stupid question anyway it was quite obvious I was by what I was wearing.
    We talked for a minuet or two then asked me if I would give him a lap dance, again I went bright red but he was nice, so I took the nervous walk with him up to where the lap dances are done. All dances take place all together in a square room with leather couches around the edges and are performed naked. It was already pretty full with about fifteen other girls dancing so we had to wait for a space to open up, I just stood at the side watching what must be one of the strangest things I have ever seen, a room full of naked girls gyrating around on fully clothed men. Once a space had opened up I took the guy I was with, asked him to sit with his back straight against the back of the chair, hands to his side and legs wide apart and began my dance. There wasn’t much talking just the occasional smile between us and nervous giggle from me, not that I would have been able to hear him anyways with the sound of David Guetta and Akons’ song ‘Sexy Bitch’ blasting from the speaker above. I think the dance went ok, he knew it was my first time and was very sweet saying how beautiful I was as he gave me twenty pounds for the dance and even bent down to pick up my thong and leotard for me so I could get dressed.
    By the end of the night I had done seven dances with almost zero hustle and even went up on stage but still need to overcome my shyness and start approaching people instead of relying on them coming to me and generally get used to whole strip club environment, something I'll try to work on for my shift tonight.

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    Default Re: Complete noob from uk

    Good luck again tonight, check out Hustle hut for tips on talking to the guys, im sure your be fine.
    xoxo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaden F View Post
    After getting changed it took me another couple of glasses of wine before I could walk out onto the club floor.
    Careful with this. A lot of girls think they need liquid courage to brave their first night or so, and then they find they can't work without drinking. It's okay if you're uncomfortable with the job and you can always walk away; you just don't want to get stuck in it and depend on alcohol to get you through each of your shifts.

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    Thank you for your concern but you really dont need to worry about me. It was only the few glasses and im not much of a drinker anyway. I think it was just first night nerves. I went in yesterday and did fine with just the one glass of wine all night, although buzzing on to many energy drinks.

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    Default Re: Complete noob from uk

    i'm in london too. What are is your club?

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    Hi Deini im actualy working down on the south coast at the moment. I feel more comfortable and safer dancing in a town where no one knows who i am. Plus ive heard London can be very tough for new girl just starting out as i've only had three shifts and am still getting used being a stripper.

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