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    So tonight I had this customer who started out as a cool dude, he paid me $20 just to talk to him for the first song, and got 3 minimal contact dances following that. Very talkative -- like... would not shut the eff up the whole time -- by the middle of the third song I brushed my knee next to his pants and felt something WET but I wasn't sure because sometimes I do that and it ends up being the dude's cold zipper so I finished the song and asked "What .... is.... that wetness?" and he goes "...what do you think it is??" I'm like "UGHHHHH WHYYYYY DID YOU NOT SAY ANYTHINGGGG WHAT THE HELL MAN".. He apologized and said it's been a long time and tipped me $20 and I was like "No. More." and he gave me another 20 but I am still not happy. I'm not distraught, I understand a lot of guys have dick problems and that's why they come into the club but DAMN it is not fun when that happens.

    Anywho... what is your first (or most memorable) experience with a customer coming during a dance??
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    You know that song "jizz in my pants" by the lonely island? You know the faces they make in the video? Eyes rolling back, facial twitches, convulsing? Yeah...that's what happened to me except it was real and it wasn't funny at all.

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    @gigi OH NOOO ugh okay i'm glad that my customer had no detectable reaction. terrible!!!
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    You poor thing *shudder*! A dancer I used to work with literally kept a tally throughout the night of "these moments" and would randomly come up to me and announce "ugh, 5" and walk off *face palm* .
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    Quote Originally Posted by OliveJardin View Post
    You poor thing *shudder*! A dancer I used to work with literally kept a tally throughout the night of "these moments" and would randomly come up to me and announce "ugh, 5" and walk off *face palm* .
    Story of my life.

    I always sort of feel bad for them, though! Sometimes they're legit accidents, and they try to shove money at me to make the shame go away. If it looks unintentional, I always try not to look grossed out until I get to the dressing room.

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    If you're in the business long enough and do lap dances sooner or later you'll experience this! It's almost a guarantee.

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    I've had it happen several times. Some guys can't control it. I kinda feel bad for them, if it's so easy for them to cum just from my dancing then they're obviously not getting any pussy... nothing good, at least. I don't dance for guys who are acting inappropriately, so if a guy comes in his pants, I don't really get mad. He can't help it!
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    i've had it happen a lot in my career. its kinda gross.. but i agree with nina, i kinda feel bad for the guys that they obviously have no female contact if they could get off from a lapdance. they've always tipped me well and apologized, or looked mortified too! i got WAY more pissed at the guy who decided to zip his pants down while i was sitting on his lap in the VIP and the zipper caught my pussy right in it! bled pretty bad, i cussed him out and jumped up lol. bastard...

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    That's horribly painful sounding, damn!

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    it was awful! took almost a week to heal..watch out for the drunk zipper pullers, i hate that! i've had more guys pull out their dicks when i wasn't looking than ejaculators..and if the security guard walks up it looks like you are being dirty. we had one girl who got fired because a guy zipped his pants up after the dance.

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    Aww. Eeek sounds awful. That's messed up too about the girl, if she wasn't doing anything wrong.

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    Ugh, I have had this happen a lot! Mostly while doing bed dances, never in an air dance or minimal contact tho. Its so freakin gross!

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    Ugh, I have had this happen a lot! Mostly while doing bed dances, never in an air dance or minimal contact tho. Its so freakin gross!

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    I've had this happen once that I know of. I got pretty upset about it because I am very paranoid about STDs and I am very careful. If I feel something poking me I try to avoid it. If it had been in the PR or CR I think I would've been more understandable, but it was on the damn floor for f**k's sake! $10 dance back then and I barely touched him. I used to do this thing where I would sit on the lap and lean back over a customer's shoulder to show them a downward view of my breasts and kinda moan or w/e in their ear. I didn't do much grinding at all for a damn $10 dance. This asshole decided he liked it so much, I did my standard dance in front, turn sit, lean back, get up, I guess at some point after standing back up my knee brushed his dick and that's when he did it. I had no idea. He kinda did a weird shudder thing and I didn't think anything of it. I mean who cums from that?? So the song was long and my legs were tired, I shook my ass between his legs a couple times and immediately felt a wet spot on my upper right leg/buttock. I touched it and asked him what it was. He said "what?" I said "did you just CUM?" He said yes. I freaked out and said WTH?? Who cums during a $10 dance. And I told him either he tip me more or get out (at my old club if the dancer was offended they kicked the guy out). He said no and that it was my fault, so I told him he was disgusting and to get out. He left. I felt so grossed out! I poured alcohol and anti-viral on myself and scrubbed with soap. UGH! Now I am considering using a cloth but why use that on the floor? Stupid guy...the worst part is another dancer was watching me dance for him. When I kicked him out she came up to me and said "we call that guy the Shudder because he cums easily and shakes". WTF! Could've warned me! On the other hand my boyfriend (now husband) thought it was slightly funny and said "can you blame him?" :p

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    @fireangelanna SICK!! ughh i reacted the same way. shit happens
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    Had a guy cum last night and it was gross like I'm doing my thing graze my knee over his dick and all I feel is the wetness, I asked him did you piss yourself, he goes no I just came, I was like dude why not tell me, even though I done the whole dance for him, but it is gross

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    Ok first time was this guy who always did dances with a girl who looks a lot like me and had been dancing longer. He was her regular and I had no idea why she didn't care when he started talking to me. He always talked about the gym etc and was a nice guy. Well he came in one day wearing basketball shorts and me, being the newbie that I was, thought nothing of it. We went back for a dance like we had before and the fucker didn't even last one goddamn song! I jumped the fuck up when I felt my thigh was wet, grabbed my bag and squirted hand sanitizer on my lady bits immediately. I said "umm you owe me!" He handed me 60 bucks. and I ran to the shower in the dressing room and dumped rubbing alcohol all over my freshly shaven pubic area. Oh the burn! I walked out expecting he would be gone and the fucker was STILL THERE! He wanted to talk...WTF?! He stayed a good hour, just chatting up the bartender with his crusty, gooey Indies on. The other girl he saw and I had a laugh over him, but YUCK! Wish she would have warned me.

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    Damn, you guys are sll reminding me of the jizz-attack, right before I go on my next strip-trip! I'll be in a location where guys tend to get really aggressive, too since full-contact is allowed. Luckily, I will also feel comfortable taking everything of value off of him, should a custie pull this on me. It's happened once before and it cost him about $100 extra.

    I'm kind of shocked so many chicks feel any amount of sympathy, for these guys. Ejaculation isn't that involuntary and I've always considered this some weird tactic to get in a sort of power-play, for the guy that does it. Like, it's a total sexual violation, without the dancer's knowledge or consent. The guy that did it to me told me after, too, which makes me think he knew the urge was coming and could very well have told me to stop dancing or warned me to physically move away from him. That's why I was so insulted, not just because it was gross and unsanitary. I don't believe for a minute this kind of shit is "accidental". Especially when I hear stories of the dudes just sauntering up to the bar, after and chilling in it? They know what they're doing.

    Anyway, if a guy jizz-rapes me, I have every right to wallet-rape him back. I will demand not only that he give me "more" but that he open his wallet in front of me and literally empty the cash contents into my hand. I'll take those sticky bills right out of his pockets, if I have to. They'll wash.
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    I work in Atlanta and here dances are full friction so that simply happens from time to time. No biggy for me...in the end those guys do not do it on purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spf View Post
    Wish she would have warned me.
    Right?! I would definitely warn a girl first, especially if I didn't have issues with them. Even if I didn't like the chick, I would feel bad not warning her, ewww!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashley Cummz View Post
    I work in Atlanta and here dances are full friction so that simply happens from time to time. No biggy for me...in the end those guys do not do it on purpose.
    Yeah, I can see it happening in full friction, but the club I worked at wasn't like that. A little grinding was OK, but not many guys just flat out jizzed in there pants and let it stew. The guy that did it to me definitely knew what he was doing, which was even more upsetting. The girl that told me after the dance that he did that a lot also said he sometimes ejaculated even with no contact! I really think guys that think they might jizz in the club should put on a buffer, like a condom or wear multiple layers of pants, before they get a dance. But most likely with these guys it's a power/fantasy thing. If they want that they should clear it with the dancer first and pay extra if she agrees at the very least!

    I think if I ever work in a full friction club I would use a cloth or something. Just in case. I saw a dancer once from another club and she carried a small lap cloth. One side was faux fur and the other was cloth. Any dancers know where to get a cloth like that?

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    This happened to me twice today. This rarely ever happens so today was odd. So since I felt it on my thigh and thing area do I need to go get an std test??? So fucjing gross and annoying. He had the nerve to blame it on me at first I was like oh he'll no go clean ur self up and bring me my money.

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    I meant thong area not things area

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babybuns View Post
    This happened to me twice today. This rarely ever happens so today was odd. So since I felt it on my thigh and thing area do I need to go get an std test??? So fucjing gross and annoying. He had the nerve to blame it on me at first I was like oh he'll no go clean ur self up and bring me my money.
    I would just go to your doctor and tell them what happened and if it's necessary. I think I got an STD panel a few months later (some of these STDs take a while to show up on a test). But I had also just started dating someone new so I needed to get a panel anyway. Nothing came up. My doctor said the risk is extremely low. In my case it only got on my outer thigh...still extremely gross! Just tell your doc where it got on you and what you did afterwards they'll let you know the risk.

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    Errr... Depends on the club and the place. Out of line in some places, others just call this Tuesday. Now if the cust doesn't give you some kinda warning and you find yourself sliding all over that... well that's just nasty. w/e though, long as you tip well.

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