So last night started off insanely slow and there were a TON of girls. It was one of those nights where every customer had a girl latched onto him and the rest of the girls were desperately waiting like hungry dogs with their heads buried in their phones. Every time the door would open all the girls would simultaneously perk up and turn to look who it was. The desperation was palpable. I, on the other hand, was going shot for shot with one of the club regulars who will never spend a dime on a dance but wouldn't think twice about $5000 on drinks. So finally when it starts to pick up I meet this guy who's so clearly upset about something my conscience would kill me if I just walked away. He was a nice dude and he wasn't trying to unload all his personal crap on a dancer, but he could tell I was genuinely concerned. I asked him what his problem was and he told me and I gave him "the most brilliant advice he'd ever heard" (his words) and seeing his face light up actually made me really happy. But it didn't stop there. I ended up giving him my number and telling him to call me if he ever wanted to talk which he ended up (duh!) taking it as a sign that I liked him. Too late now. He definitely could not tell how drunk I was because I had been so engaged in the conversation and he kept asking me if I'd meet up for coffee somewhere and how a girl like me would be perfect for him. I told him he should work through his issues and not worry about getting a girlfriend but he wasn't buying it. He was totally convinced I had the hots for him so now I might have to ignore the guy if and when he calls. I wasted like an hour with this guy and he only tipped me 20 bucks after I reminded him that he should be giving me money for my time.
I don't get drunk often at work but when I do this always seems to happen to me. I don't give out my phone number (last night was definitely the worst drunken mistake) but I always find the guy who needs a confidence boost but doesn't have the cash to make it worth my time so I sit with him anyway and make charitable donations (of my valuable time) to the poor losers foundation. I just lose focus and want everyone to be happy!!! I still make money off other customers, usually even easier (cos who doesn't love a drunk stripper?!) but I stay conscious enough to not get raped or molested. Still, I wish I could keep my concentration on the money since I'm so fun when I'm drunk:
Obviously the solution to this is to not get drunk which I'm capable of doing. I guess this was more of a vent than a plea for help.
sooo yeah...am I bad stripper or what? Must. Stop. Humanizing. Customers.



!!! I still make money off other customers, usually even easier (cos who doesn't love a drunk stripper?!) but I stay conscious enough to not get raped or molested. Still, I wish I could keep my concentration on the money since I'm so fun when I'm drunk:
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! If you make a "personal" connection with someone like that, it can often be a great chance to get a VIP dance (that's sounds heartless I know-but he would cheer up, be happy to talk/drink with you and you would have been getting paid for your time). I'm not saying take "advantage" of someone, but I'm not saying don't try either
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