Results 1 to 16 of 16

Thread: Secret Custy Nicknames

  1. #1
    Veteran Member melb_oz_n00b's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    228
    Thanks
    266
    Thanked 75 Times in 47 Posts
    My Mood
    Buzzed

    Default Secret Custy Nicknames

    I have a terrrrrrrrible memory for names. Even if I hear a name 4-5 times, sometimes that isn't enough. So, in my head, I give them names based on random traits. If they vaguely resemble a likeable celebrity, I will act cute and call them by that name to distract from the fact that I've forgotten their real name. If it's not a particularly positive nickname, I obviously keep it to myself! I swear it's not mean-spirited, just a product of boredom and my twisted mind. A few of my examples:

    Year 10 Geography Teacher (Most shameful as he's my no. 1 regular and I really should know his name.)
    Mildew Zealand (Kiwi guy who smells faintly mouldy.)
    Happy Clappy (Adorable intellectually disabled guy who claps with glee during lapdances.)
    Steve Buscemi
    Versace
    Richard Branson
    Sting
    Stallone
    Liam Neeson
    Motley Crue (50-year-old guy who dresses like and 80s hair band member, hair included.)
    Long lost Australian member of Rolling Stones
    Adam Hills (Aussie comedian. When I mentioned his striking resemblance, he laughed and said, "I get that a lot." Still not sure if it was really him...)
    Warwick Capper (Ex Aussie Football player)
    Dermott Brereton (Ditto)
    Oh-shit-that's-my-dad-wait-no-it's-not guy. He looks and dresses exactly like my Dad. And is of the same height. And has the same Aussie farmer weathered skin... Who is not my Dad... But bears such a resemblance that I'm relieved that he's never showed interest in me. I've never had the balls to even hustle him. He could be rich but I don't care! Too creeped out to even find out. Thankfully he only appears once every few months.

    Your turn!

  2. The Following User Says Thank You to melb_oz_n00b For This Useful Post:


  3. #2
    God/dess Snowy0Star's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2012
    Location
    Planet Azeroth
    Posts
    4,997
    Thanks
    28,593
    Thanked 6,674 Times in 2,627 Posts
    My Mood
    Yeehaw

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    I dont dance yet (i'm just a camgirl ATM) but when i was escorting i would do that too i had nicknames of my clients that i didnt know their names i wouldnt put celebs like you but just odd things about them that made me remember who the fuck was calling me lol
    Quote Originally Posted by BombshellBelle View Post
    Always dress like you're going to bump into the woman seeing the man who broke your heart.
    Quote Originally Posted by sexyadrienne View Post
    Yes, sex sells, but it sure as hell doesn't sell itself!
    I went from poor to please pour me another drink - Lil Wayne
    Quote Originally Posted by IvyAdams View Post
    You're a sip of fine champagne darling, and the guys who deserve to taste you should be able to buy the whole glass.


  4. #3
    God/dess papillonluvr's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2006
    Location
    japan
    Posts
    3,724
    Thanks
    315
    Thanked 1,186 Times in 703 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    Santa clause
    Mute guy
    Hat guy
    Spanish teacher
    Flashlight
    Colonoscopy
    Slow dancer

    All the nicknames I have describe the guy in some way.
    "You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec

    Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"


  5. #4
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Dec 2010
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    304
    Thanks
    817
    Thanked 695 Times in 171 Posts
    My Mood
    Busy

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    Garbage man - danced with him once. He's fat and smells unbearable.

  6. The Following User Says Thank You to kassie For This Useful Post:


  7. #5
    God/dess simone87's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2012
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    5,171
    Thanks
    7,361
    Thanked 9,469 Times in 3,228 Posts
    My Mood
    Cheeky

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    matthew broderick ( i actually call him to his face with a cute little smile..i swear he look just like him!!)

    Rob pervert/ aka "roberto perverto ( not to his face, but to my friends since i can't remember his last name..sometimes ill go with R.P so shorten it)

  8. #6
    Veteran Member melb_oz_n00b's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    228
    Thanks
    266
    Thanked 75 Times in 47 Posts
    My Mood
    Buzzed

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post
    Colonoscopy
    Uhh... Do I really want to know the story behind that one?

  9. #7
    God/dess papillonluvr's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2006
    Location
    japan
    Posts
    3,724
    Thanks
    315
    Thanked 1,186 Times in 703 Posts
    My Mood
    Goofy

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    Haha! Yes you do.

    So it's this old guy who always wore dirty overalls. He smelled awful (I suspect maybe due to the bag?). Well I agreed to dance for him as we agreed on a price $20 over the normal dance price (he offered!). I stated dancing for him and he pulled me into his lap and I felt something....strange. It wasn't normal. When I go done dancing an older woman dancer came over and told me he had a colonoscopy bag under his overalls.

    I was seriously grossed out. He was regular in the club for a good two years and I only danced for him when I was desperate. I enjoyed seeing new dancers dance for him. They always came out of the dance room with disgusted faces lol
    "You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec

    Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"


  10. #8
    Veteran Member questella's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    343
    Thanks
    248
    Thanked 249 Times in 113 Posts

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    Happy Clappy I love it!

  11. #9
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Oct 2012
    Location
    Great White North
    Posts
    206
    Thanks
    173
    Thanked 129 Times in 77 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    Dogbreath
    Garfunkel
    Jenniffer(fetish for dressing in ladies clothes and likes having his balls crushed)
    Mustache(it's huge!)
    Chef
    Sean Penn(his look alike)

  12. #10
    Member Whiskey's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Three Forks, Montana
    Posts
    17
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 13 Times in 7 Posts
    My Mood
    Drunk

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    Oh, I have to admit I do it too... Not just a bad memory but sometimes it is the alcohol or I get embarrassed because how much time and money was spent but I have no recollection of introductions. So, I like to give my customers "stage names" like Mr. Josh Cues. Look it up, that is the name of a pool cue, the stick brand he uses to kick my hiney in a game. The average Joe Blow becomes Puppy or a Chuck Norris look alike becomes Mr. Chuck. I have even gone as far to name them off of what they drive or wear. The guy who always wears his favorite football team was Bronco, guy always talking about his truck Ford. A man always wearing a Hawaiian shirt was Aloha. The list goes on. It is more fun when you tell them. I will never forget Pleasure Pants. He never failed to let me know the lingerie he was wearing under his suit was better than I could ever afford.

  13. #11
    Featured Member Jessica1001's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    931
    Thanks
    1,245
    Thanked 2,276 Times in 580 Posts

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post
    Haha! Yes you do.

    So it's this old guy who always wore dirty overalls. He smelled awful (I suspect maybe due to the bag?). Well I agreed to dance for him as we agreed on a price $20 over the normal dance price (he offered!). I stated dancing for him and he pulled me into his lap and I felt something....strange. It wasn't normal. When I go done dancing an older woman dancer came over and told me he had a colonoscopy bag under his overalls.

    I was seriously grossed out. He was regular in the club for a good two years and I only danced for him when I was desperate. I enjoyed seeing new dancers dance for him. They always came out of the dance room with disgusted faces lol
    Colostomy. :-)

    (Can't help feeling bad for these folks....) :-(
    Quote Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 View Post
    What I DO have issues with, is that this was a couple of years ago And Judas is still in the freezer.

  14. #12
    God/dess tempest666's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Hamburg, Pennsylvania
    Posts
    10,607
    Thanks
    2,705
    Thanked 13,685 Times in 4,414 Posts
    Blog Entries
    5
    My Mood
    In Love

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    Biohazard- When I worked in Santa Fe, NM at Cheeks there was this nasty ass motherfucker who would come in and spend about 2G. He smelled absolutely FOUL! We nicknamed him "Biohazard". It got to be so bad even the junkies and dirty girls wouldn't dance for him. After I left Cheeks I heard a rumor the owner drug him out behind the club and hosed him down.

  15. #13
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Enceladus
    Posts
    1,315
    Thanks
    1,145
    Thanked 1,567 Times in 673 Posts

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    At the club at we have a ton of super dedicated regulars, and we have collaboratively given a few of them nicknames. The club owners even refer to some of them by their nicknames when they come up to the DR to tell us they are here, lol.

    The Propositioner
    Guy in the Corner (I actually don't think anyone knows his real name, lol)
    Jack Daniels Guy

    And my absolute favorite:
    Lord of the Douchebags

  16. #14
    Veteran Member charlotte_ai's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2012
    Location
    In my head
    Posts
    202
    Thanks
    20
    Thanked 308 Times in 103 Posts
    My Mood
    Twisted

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    Sexy pussy guy.
    While he watches you dance he keeps a running commentary "wow that's a sexy pussy, show me that sexy pussy, I like your sexy pussy, You're so sexy, such a sexy pussy!" and randomly wolf-whistles at your "sexy pussy" while you dance.

  17. #15
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Apr 2013
    Location
    Dallas
    Posts
    201
    Thanks
    294
    Thanked 243 Times in 98 Posts

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    omg I am laughing so hard at these. Sexy Pussy Guy...hahahahahha

  18. #16
    Featured Member Aurora14's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2012
    Posts
    1,060
    Thanks
    1,974
    Thanked 2,010 Times in 704 Posts
    My Mood
    Happy

    Default Re: Secret Custy Nicknames

    I have Neil. He looks just like NPH! He was introduced to me as Neil so a few months later I had commented about how it was crazy that they looked so much alike and had the same name. The table erupted in laughter. His real name is Chad. We talk OTC, but I still call him Neil when I see him in person.

    There is also Wabash. I was dancing with the stagename River, so I introduced myself, and he said he was Wabash (a local river). Almost 2 years later, I am now Kelly, but I don't even know his real name....

Similar Threads

  1. Funniest Nicknames You've Given or Gotten
    By madmaxine in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 67
    Last Post: 04-12-2013, 05:19 PM
  2. Secret of How To PIMP a camgirl !! Top Secret!
    By MzStar in forum Camming Connection
    Replies: 28
    Last Post: 01-18-2012, 10:39 PM
  3. Victoria's Secret Secret Embrace bra
    By fancygirl in forum Body Business
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 02-13-2007, 02:58 PM
  4. Pirate Nicknames
    By GoldCoastGirl in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 02-02-2006, 02:23 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •