Do any of your dancers POOP at work? IM gonna start at nude club and was wondering what the logistics of this were. Thanks I appreciate it
Do any of your dancers POOP at work? IM gonna start at nude club and was wondering what the logistics of this were. Thanks I appreciate it




i poop at work. just bring baby wipes with you in the bathroom and check yourself thoroughly when you're done...
same goes for wearing a tampon. i wear those at work. just shove the string up too and check yourself periodically...





Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Did you join SW just to make this post?
Amazing.
Seriously though, what she^^^ said.
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."





For the right amount you bet your fucking ass I will![]()





Actually this reminds me of the time I had to poop really bad. I didn't notice that there wasn't any toilet paper in the loo. I screamed for 15 minutes, nobody noticed. I called the bar with my cell, nobody picked up. I updated my status to "Stuck in loo. No TP. Help." A friend checking her newsfeed happened to read that and rescued me.
^LOL!!
I don't poop anywhere but home unless it's an emergency. You know, one of those ones where you get hot and start sweating... panicking... near faint...





I thought this was going to be a troll post from the title!
Well, don't make a habit of it (in fact I avoid it if possible lol) ! But we are all human and these things happen. If you're dancing, you should have baby wipes or feminie hygiene wipes/spray on hand anyway...so utilize these in this situation.
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come to think of it, i never have!!but then im on meds that make me super constipated and i take a shit maybe 3 times a week, bla. but yeah, baby wipe the hell out of it, spray it , etc , same for a piss





Make sure you do a "vagina check" before you leave the loo

Made me laugh so hard! Yeah, I've been there enough times over the past 11 years dancing.. topless and full nude.. either way I baby wipe the shit (literally lol) outta my booty and body spray it up to make sure all is well for the next guy getting dances.







TBH, if I can avoid it I will. Half of the time at my old club you couldn't even pee, let alone poop because bitches would be doing lines/shooting up/smoking whatever in the loo stall. I usually save my coffee and stuff for after work. I drive to Wawa grab a coffee and then hit the gym for a couple of hours.
Babywipes will become your best friend as a dancer.





On the flipside, anyone ever work with someone who was doing a laxative weightloss regimen? OMFG that was gross. This one headcase was eating nothing but baby food and popping laxatives like Tic Tac's. That loo smelled like a slaughterhouse in summertime.


Lol love this thread
I've done it plenty of times for all the years I've danced. I do try and do it at the end of the night but sometimes you just cant ya know. And like everybody has been sayign baby wipes are your best friend. Just make sure you don't put too many in the toilet or it might get clogged up!

Most of the girls I work with poop at work. I only know because the only toilet we have is a stall in the middle of the *tiny* dressing room, right next to where everyone is eating and doing their makeup.
Also, I know because occasionally, girls run into the dressing room yelling, "EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WAY, GOTTA TAKE A MONSTER SHIT." =D




I also avoid shitting in public, but I've had to at work a couple times. I always try to take a shit before work like before I shower and everything so I don't have to at work, but it happens. Baby wipes are a MUST though!
This is TMI for sure (lol) but one time I was at work and had diarrhea at the beginning of my shift right before my first stage set... luckily the house-mom keeps all sorts of over the counters meds so I popped an Imodium and was fine after that! Haha, stripper emergencies.
"Rather have my feet hurting than my pockets."
Just embarassing for me to shit and have to show my ass right after didnt know the logistics at a strip club. Ill stock some baby wipes.



I'd avoid doing #2 at the club as much as I could. But when I had to go, baby wipes were my best friend.I couldn't avoid the bathroom in general...as I drink too much Redbull for that. That stuff makes me pee a ridiculous amount. Lol





^^ Iiiiiiiii KNOW. I drink Monsters and I have to pee probably between every 2 customers. It's ridiculous. Sometimes if there's only a few girls on, it's like I have to choose between hustling or peeing, not enough time in between stages for both![]()
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
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