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    Default What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    I had a customer catch me off guard and kissed me on the mouth and jammed his tounge in. it really pissed me off. i have custoemrs that seem to expect a goodbye peck on the mouth though and im such a germaphobe so i usually duck real fast and say i have a cold or something so i dont want to spread it. is there a betteer way to go about this bc if its a regular they look kinda hurt.

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    Default Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    I never kiss on the lips even though some customers want to and I've even had a guy say he'd pay me extra (but I politely declined).

    I do allow kiss on cheek though. If they try to kiss on my lips I move my head so it lands on my cheek lol!

    There are all types of illnesses that can be passed from exchanging saliva/deep kissing/mouth-to-mouth (
    Epstein-Barr Virus, Flu, Herpes Cold Sores, Strep throat, etc)

    Of course you can just look for sores or bumps around their mouth but to save all the guess work I just avoid kissing on the mouth all together.

    Save your lips for your significant other or your kids

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    Default Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    Ugh, this is an awkward one.

    Giggle and act like you didn't even notice that they tried to go for your mouth. Then rapidly move to the side so they catch your cheek for a brief peck. I always make sure I touch the back of their necks when I lean in so I have a bit of control over where they're able to turn their heads (it feels like an act of intimacy to them, but really it puts you in a place where you can grab them and jerk their heads away if they try anything skeezy). And then I bump cheeks with them and make a kissing noise. I only do this with regulars though...::shudders::

    Whenever customers try to kiss me or lick my neck during dances, all I can think of is Jabba the Hutt's tongue. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teqvuXaFG8s)

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    Default Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    Whenever customers try to kiss me or lick my neck during dances, all I can think of is Jabba the Hutt's tongue. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teqvuXaFG8s)
    Ha ha ha, this made my morning thanks for this!

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    Default Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    Ewww gross.
    The worst I have had is an old man kiss my chest and while creepy, I let it slide.

    Though I'm sure if someone went for the mouth, I'd be like "What the FUCK dude". I get the "creating intimacy" thing, but that is wayyyy over the line and I wouldn't feel bad at all telling him off for it.
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    Default Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    one or two of my regulars tries to kiss me on the lips, i find it to be more offensive and gross than if they tried to touch my pussy..i just turn away like i didn't know they were going for a kiss to do something like get dressed, switch around my position during a dance, scratch my foot, whatever! or i act super bashful and giggle and act like im playing hard to get..or say that you aren't ready to get that intimate and make up a story about how you got burnt and too attached to a customer and maaayyybee one day if they keep coming in you will be able to come out of your self-protective shell or some bullshit..that's always the line i give when a customer tries to get too intimate.

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    Default Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    Anytime a guy gets too close to my face I flip my head to the side and pretend I'm looking at something. Lol. I have had a few people come close though..

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    Default Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    I'd vomit.


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    Speak of this topic - had a regular come in yesterday and tell me he gets turned on by french kissing and make a couple attempts (failed of course) to kiss me on the lips...

    What the heck are these customers thinking?!?!?

    And he is married too...smdh

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    Am I the only one who gets the gross pervs who seriously won't stop trying no matter what? I have actually had guys physically hold my face so that I couldn't get away, or keep insisting non-stop if I tell them no, offer to pay me extra $$, etc. etc. I do the whole turning my cheek thing, I often tell them, "Hey, we just met!" (if we did) but then after seeing them a few times, I can't really use that excuse anymore. :-/ I'm interested to hear some responses to this as well...

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    Default Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    Quote Originally Posted by DreamsInDigital View Post
    Am I the only one who gets the gross pervs who seriously won't stop trying no matter what? I have actually had guys physically hold my face so that I couldn't get away, or keep insisting non-stop if I tell them no, offer to pay me extra $$, etc. etc. I do the whole turning my cheek thing, I often tell them, "Hey, we just met!" (if we did) but then after seeing them a few times, I can't really use that excuse anymore. :-/ I'm interested to hear some responses to this as well...
    You're not the only one. >.<

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    Default Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    Quote Originally Posted by DreamsInDigital View Post
    Am I the only one who gets the gross pervs who seriously won't stop trying no matter what? I have actually had guys physically hold my face so that I couldn't get away, or keep insisting non-stop if I tell them no, offer to pay me extra $$, etc. etc. I do the whole turning my cheek thing, I often tell them, "Hey, we just met!" (if we did) but then after seeing them a few times, I can't really use that excuse anymore. :-/ I'm interested to hear some responses to this as well...
    LOL! No your not the only one! I get this also but it seems like only Indian guys do this, IDK why but they seem to love kissing and I have done the head turn I swer like 10 times in 1 dance and eventually the guys just grabbed my head and tried force kissing me. EWWWW! I smacked the fuck outta him, after he paid me of course.

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    Question Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    oh my goodness I hate this. I've had guys of all types kiss my ass when I'm turned around dancing. It's so violating but I usually just tell them no kissing. Sometimes they listen, but when they don't I make them tip me BIG afterwards for my troubles and so I don't ruin their good time, they usually pay up. I've charged Anywhere from $10-$60 depending on what I detected during my pocket scan. In high extras clubs or clubs where the customers might THINK that shit's okay, show them who's boss, that's YOUR club.

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    The fuck?! Grab your face how horrible I would feel so disrespected and violated if that happened to me. I have my hustle so I know I'm good I would get a guard (because I legally wouldn't be able to get my butterfly out on him)and ask that guy to be kicked out and banned if I could! the fuck... im boiled just thinking about it I dunno where some guys get off thinking that shit is ok...
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    Best story I ever heard, from a genius girl I used to work with, used on a customer was trying to share her drink. She said no, and he grabbed it and took a sip anyway. She looked him dead in the face, all serious and said
    "I have hepatitis" ...and let that sink in for a few minutes. She eventually told him she didn't, but not before freaking him out.
    This would probably translate well to when a customer tries to steal a kiss, especially is they try to slip the tongue in. Can substitute hepatitis for glandular fever or other highly contagious disease. Glandular fever is a good one, it's really contagious. You're almost 100% guaranteed to get it by kissing a person with an active infection.

    That or telling them you have your SO a blow job before work, and asking how well he tastes. Gross, but effective.
    We have a shower room and the guys of the seedier variety lick the glass. Until you tell them that 10mins ago another guy did that in the same spot, and he may as well have made out with him. They always stop immediately and wash their mouth out with a drink...


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    ^^^ Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    That is amazing. I am so doing that if the situation presents itself.
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    These are sooo good! Another idea is to say you're getting over mono!

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    You could always keep a bottle of that plumping stuff in your handbag. If a particularly lossy customer tries that shit, put some on in between dances, then if they so happen to catch a mouth kiss, their lips will burn and tingle and be full and plump, lol. One of my girlfriends wears it at work and its got cinnamon in it. 5mins after a hello kiss I am like "dafuq... You're wearing that burny one again, aren't you?" and she laughs and says yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlotte_ai View Post
    You could always keep a bottle of that plumping stuff in your handbag. If a particularly lossy customer tries that shit, put some on in between dances, then if they so happen to catch a mouth kiss, their lips will burn and tingle and be full and plump, lol. One of my girlfriends wears it at work and its got cinnamon in it. 5mins after a hello kiss I am like "dafuq... You're wearing that burny one again, aren't you?" and she laughs and says yes.
    Are you talking about those lipsticks and lipglosses that plump up ur lips until it drys away?
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    lol. I love this, wish I could do that and get away with it.

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    Default Re: What do you do when customers try to kiss you?

    I try to turn my head and decline it. I hate how some men act like they are trying to date us instead of being customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summerlove91 View Post
    I try to turn my head and decline it. I hate how some men act like they are trying to date us instead of being customers.
    Ugh I know right! I would never date a custie, they are sooo just looking for free sex, ANNOYING!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summerlove91 View Post
    I try to turn my head and decline it. I hate how some men act like they are trying to date us instead of being customers.
    Ugh I know right! I would never date a custie, they are sooo just looking for free sex, ANNOYING!

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    Anytime this has happened I pulled away and made it clear that their mouth wasn't touching my body, anywhere. Mouths are full of germs and I do not need to apologize that I don't want to make out with anyone for money.

    Either way I made it a point to shame them.
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