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    Default So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    I Love smoking when I am getting on cam. Seems to make me feel less anxious.. But I have noticed that when I smoke I am more likely to have cam fail moments, Today for example. I am doing a kinda long phone show in Exc with a guy I have done shows with several times before. His requests are simple.. When I come he wants me to say his name. Meanwhile throughout the whole conversation he is telling me he loves me and I am his sweet little princes bla bla bla..(so.. in other words the kinda custie I want to keep) Anyway I start saying his name which I swear is johnny,, Im acting like im cumming moaning his name and hes like uhhhhh.. Hey Jesse.. My name is Josh.. I just seem to have stuff like this happen when I smoke so was curious if anyone else had these issues too lol

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    OMG,WHAT?! You mean you got stoned and had a total stoner moment,especially since you only occasionally smoke??!! This is an OUTRAGE! I demand answers!
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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    I generally smoke every day, but if I smoke a substantial amount right before a cam session, usually I end up doing one of three things:
    -Coming up with hilarious shit to say in free chat and basically making fun of my whole room
    -Just sitting there laughing at something I thought of or laughing at the people in my room
    -Taking a vanilla show and accidentally saying things like "Oooh you love my big cock don't you bb? BB? You still there?"




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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    Ooh, another stoner moment thread. I enjoy smoking before cam, and I'll take a break during sometimes. That in combination with a B12 vitamin makes me feel lighthearted and friendly. It pretty much gets me through free chat, although sometimes I catch myself asking if they like my "tight cock" and sometimes I drop the camera under the bed. I hate it when that happens because I have a lot of crap under there.

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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    I'm a daily light smoker but I dont recomend smoking before you get on cam at all. For me smoking is recreational, Its not something my brain correlates with working. So if i'm stoned, i'm in hangout mode not bust my ass send me gold mode.

    I'd find a different distress method, watch something silly, listen to some girly dance music, make / drink a cup of tea ect. Save the green for when you log out and are ready to relax or when you want to eat Cheetos with your friends.


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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    Quote Originally Posted by VoluptiousBriadda View Post
    OMG,WHAT?! You mean you got stoned and had a total stoner moment,especially since you only occasionally smoke??!! This is an OUTRAGE! I demand answers!
    Oh NO... I dont occasionally smoke.. I smoke alot more than that. I was just trying to make a title without being tooo blunt. Oh I know its a stoner moment, was just curious if others had them to and to what degree

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    Quote Originally Posted by maryjaynexo View Post
    I generally smoke every day, but if I smoke a substantial amount right before a cam session, usually I end up doing one of three things:
    -Coming up with hilarious shit to say in free chat and basically making fun of my whole room
    -Just sitting there laughing at something I thought of or laughing at the people in my room
    -Taking a vanilla show and accidentally saying things like "Oooh you love my big cock don't you bb? BB? You still there?"
    NUMBER 3 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yes exactly... just like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by shysara79 View Post
    Oh NO... I dont occasionally smoke.. I smoke alot more than that. I was just trying to make a title without being tooo blunt. Oh I know its a stoner moment, was just curious if others had them to and to what degree
    So this was basically a " I made a funny stoned mistake on cam and I wanna hear other hilarious stoned camgirl moments as well,post em please!" thread,right? I feel ya,I love hearing bloopers/stoned hilarity/funny embarrassing mistakes as well,I wish I had one for ya but I never smoke on or before I cam-I smoke too little now to function properly on it like I used to when I was a MAJOR pothead for so many yrs.

    If I tried to smoke and cam NOW? Id just want to eat everything in sight,sing as loud as I could(and I soo shouldnt,I cant sing for shit) in free chat using a dildo as a microphone-probably cancelling privates bc they were interrupting the "best part" of the song,chainsmoking 600 cigarettes while trying to read SW and ignoring the entire room and passing out on my cam-bed whilst still streaming in free chat,waking up 4 hrs later in a pool of drool and a stick of beef jerky magically between my titties,with customer messages plastered all down the scroll saying shit like-

    "WAKE UP!wake up wake up wake up wake up!! tits bb?"

    " aww how cute, you snore!..I could watch you forever <3...ok wait,that one wasnt so cute,was that a snore or a fart?"

    " can you stand up bb?" "give us a lil twirl?"

    " you ready to go private slut? this big cock got paid today,Im in a spendin mood,Im gonna take you for 4 yes 4 whole minutes this time,maybe even 5 if you impress me enough"

    "Your lips,so sweet,like morning dew on a white rose.Your eyes...so blue...blue like the skies that carry me to you.You voice,so tranquil, fills my heart with such sweet laughter and joy.I want to marry you,do you have an amazon wishlist? Id like to buy you our housewarming gifts instead of paying for a show.And pick out any ring you want,any ring and its yours bb.Then meet me on Skype."

    "youre nothing but a disgusting fat whore.look at how pathetic you are,you make me SICK! please send me free pics of you naked on here,Im sending you a pic of my massive 36" schlong right now,tell me what you think"

    " Mistress,Ill do anything for you.I worship you as you sleep maam,Ill do anything to please you,anything...hello? mistress? Its your pathetic,lil slut boy here awaiting orders from his gorgeous lady...mistress...? WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN YOU STUPID WHORE,you werent that great of a domme anyways,always telling me what to do and shit,never fucking yourself or getting naked,always making me put on a dress and fuck myself with my Tantus Hoss,I dont even like anal sex all that much anyways"

    "where do you live?....Helloooo? I said,where do you live? Oh youre asleep..probably too far from me anyways,but just in case youre from X, heres my home phone,cell phone,tumblr url,skype name,twitter handle,4 email addresses,and christian mingle username.

    " Im taping you sleeping right now...Can you fall asleep like this again tmrw,except without any clothes on? And maybe insert a butt plug first too?

    "Gawd your hot,you remind me of my mother when you sleep"

    Did I just get carried away?
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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    ^ funniest shit I've read in a long time lol


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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    Quote Originally Posted by VoluptiousBriadda View Post
    So this was basically a " I made a funny stoned mistake on cam and I wanna hear other hilarious stoned camgirl moments as well,post em please!" thread,right? I feel ya,I love hearing bloopers/stoned hilarity/funny embarrassing mistakes as well,I wish I had one for ya but I never smoke on or before I cam-I smoke too little now to function properly on it like I used to when I was a MAJOR pothead for so many yrs.

    If I tried to smoke and cam NOW? Id just want to eat everything in sight,sing as loud as I could(and I soo shouldnt,I cant sing for shit) in free chat using a dildo as a microphone-probably cancelling privates bc they were interrupting the "best part" of the song,chainsmoking 600 cigarettes while trying to read SW and ignoring the entire room and passing out on my cam-bed whilst still streaming in free chat,waking up 4 hrs later in a pool of drool and a stick of beef jerky magically between my titties,with customer messages plastered all down the scroll saying shit like-

    "WAKE UP!wake up wake up wake up wake up!! tits bb?"

    " aww how cute, you snore!..I could watch you forever <3...ok wait,that one wasnt so cute,was that a snore or a fart?"

    " can you stand up bb?" "give us a lil twirl?"

    " you ready to go private slut? this big cock got paid today,Im in a spendin mood,Im gonna take you for 4 yes 4 whole minutes this time,maybe even 5 if you impress me enough"

    "Your lips,so sweet,like morning dew on a white rose.Your eyes...so blue...blue like the skies that carry me to you.You voice,so tranquil, fills my heart with such sweet laughter and joy.I want to marry you,do you have an amazon wishlist? Id like to buy you our housewarming gifts instead of paying for a show.And pick out any ring you want,any ring and its yours bb.Then meet me on Skype."

    "youre nothing but a disgusting fat whore.look at how pathetic you are,you make me SICK! please send me free pics of you naked on here,Im sending you a pic of my massive 36" schlong right now,tell me what you think"

    " Mistress,Ill do anything for you.I worship you as you sleep maam,Ill do anything to please you,anything...hello? mistress? Its your pathetic,lil slut boy here awaiting orders from his gorgeous lady...mistress...? WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN YOU STUPID WHORE,you werent that great of a domme anyways,always telling me what to do and shit,never fucking yourself or getting naked,always making me put on a dress and fuck myself with my Tantus Hoss,I dont even like anal sex all that much anyways"

    "where do you live?....Helloooo? I said,where do you live? Oh youre asleep..probably too far from me anyways,but just in case youre from X, heres my home phone,cell phone,tumblr url,skype name,twitter handle,4 email addresses,and christian mingle username.

    " Im taping you sleeping right now...Can you fall asleep like this again tmrw,except without any clothes on? And maybe insert a butt plug first too?

    "Gawd your hot,you remind me of my mother when you sleep"

    Did I just get carried away?
    I have had the worst day of my SM career today, and u have had me rolling for 20 minutes Thanks for that.. PS BB u stoned? lol jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoluptiousBriadda View Post
    waking up 4 hrs later in a pool of drool and a stick of beef jerky magically between my titties
    My life, in a nutshell. Hahahahaha




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    a bottle of nutella!
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    My life, in a nutshell. Hahahahaha

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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    Who on this thread wants a vacation together? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by temptingmodel View Post
    Who on this thread wants a vacation together? LOL
    Describes my life as well. When should I pack ?

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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    I no longer live in a medical marijuana state and I'm too scared to buy weed from anyone other than a business lol. I did it once and hated it so much I got my card the next day and never looked back! If I did have access though I would only smoke sativa, indica would make me too tired and I wouldn't want to cam. I need high energy! I would love to vape before camming because sometimes I get anxious and it would definitely help.

    +1 on the stoner cam girl vacation!! hehehe
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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    Had some funny moments after a smoke
    Too long to list

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    Oh god, this is my life! I sometimes smoke before cam, sometimes during, and sometimes I cam stone-sober. My worst offense is that I once ordered a sandwich during a public chat - thank goodness it was for pickup and not delivery!

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    I could never cam stoned, I would start eating the coconut oil...
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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    ITT smoke is high derp is high lulz is high

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    Default Re: So for those of you that occasionally smoke.....

    Quote Originally Posted by kitty101 View Post
    ITT smoke is high derp is high lulz is high
    Umm I'm high lol but wtf does that mean ? lmao

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