So this was basically a " I made a funny stoned mistake on cam and I wanna hear other hilarious stoned camgirl moments as well,post em please!" thread,right? I feel ya,I love hearing bloopers/stoned hilarity/funny embarrassing mistakes as well,I wish I had one for ya but I never smoke on or before I cam-I smoke too little now to function properly on it like I used to when I was a MAJOR pothead for so many yrs.
If I tried to smoke and cam NOW? Id just want to eat everything in sight,sing as loud as I could(and I soo shouldnt,I cant sing for shit) in free chat using a dildo as a microphone-probably cancelling privates bc they were interrupting the "best part" of the song,chainsmoking 600 cigarettes while trying to read SW and ignoring the entire room and passing out on my cam-bed whilst still streaming in free chat,waking up 4 hrs later in a pool of drool and a stick of beef jerky magically between my titties,with customer messages plastered all down the scroll saying shit like-
"WAKE UP!wake up wake up wake up wake up!! tits bb?"
" aww how cute, you snore!..I could watch you forever <3...ok wait,that one wasnt so cute,was that a snore or a fart?"
" can you stand up bb?" "give us a lil twirl?"
" you ready to go private slut? this big cock got paid today,Im in a spendin mood,Im gonna take you for 4 yes 4 whole minutes this time,maybe even 5 if you impress me enough"
"Your lips,so sweet,like morning dew on a white rose.Your eyes...so blue...blue like the skies that carry me to you.You voice,so tranquil, fills my heart with such sweet laughter and joy.I want to marry you,do you have an amazon wishlist? Id like to buy you our housewarming gifts instead of paying for a show.And pick out any ring you want,any ring and its yours bb.Then meet me on Skype."
"youre nothing but a disgusting fat whore.look at how pathetic you are,you make me SICK! please send me free pics of you naked on here,Im sending you a pic of my massive 36" schlong right now,tell me what you think"
" Mistress,Ill do anything for you.I worship you as you sleep maam,Ill do anything to please you,anything...hello? mistress? Its your pathetic,lil slut boy here awaiting orders from his gorgeous lady...mistress...? WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN YOU STUPID WHORE,you werent that great of a domme anyways,always telling me what to do and shit,never fucking yourself or getting naked,always making me put on a dress and fuck myself with my Tantus Hoss,I dont even like anal sex all that much anyways"
"where do you live?....Helloooo? I said,where do you live? Oh youre asleep..probably too far from me anyways,but just in case youre from X, heres my home phone,cell phone,tumblr url,skype name,twitter handle,4 email addresses,and christian mingle username.
" Im taping you sleeping right now...Can you fall asleep like this again tmrw,except without any clothes on? And maybe insert a butt plug first too?
"Gawd your hot,you remind me of my mother when you sleep"
Did I just get carried away?

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