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    Default Camming haiku

    Feel free to add your own. A haiku is a poem that has three lines, 5-7-5 syllables.

    show me ass bb
    I swear i get paid Friday
    whatever ur fat


    You are so pretty
    Why do you do this baby?
    You could go to school


    This clip is awesome
    Fuck, the cat is meowing
    Time to start over


    "b b p l z"
    Dude is that even English?
    I need a new job


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    Default Re: Camming haiku

    I can't do haikus, so here's my special poems lol


    i think i am in love
    with big black cock
    Mistress
    would You like to see my clitty?

    i am a loser
    i will do anything to please
    YOU mistress

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    Fuck My life right now
    Streammate encoder is fucked
    Can't make no damn cash
    !

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    Default Re: Camming haiku

    "What's your private like?"
    Can't you read my room topic?
    "Show ass, go private"

    Hey bb! Got toys?
    Obviously I have toys.
    Clearly next to me.

    "Can I send you pics?"
    I don't want to see your di-
    "Check inbox bb!"

    Sexy chocolate!
    So, ever had a white cock?
    It's your lucky day!

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    You are beautiful
    If I tip will you show boobs?
    Only in private


    damn, where do you live?
    In your dreams bb, and you?
    in your birth canal


    A 3 dollar tip
    get naked right now bb
    you're short one private


    you're tits are so big
    can I slide my dick in them?
    of course, when pigs fly

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    My dick is pretty
    A special special snowflake
    Unsolicited

    Flash before private
    I tip you real good, bb
    User has been banned

    Hey, where are you from?
    I will fly you to Sweden
    BB? Where'd you go?

    cum now bb, squirt
    y u no squirt right now bitch
    wait wat is a clit

    bb u so hot
    fuck u show me ur tits now
    i hate u ugly




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    BB ur so cute
    I want to fuck you, escort?
    Get lost limp dick bitch
    !

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    show feet, open chest
    spin, bb, twirl now sexy girl
    y u no listen?

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    "Hey it's my birthday!
    Can I please get a free flash?"
    ha ha ha ha. No.

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    BB please flash once
    I don't have any money
    Just one moment...BAN
    !

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    Default Re: Camming haiku

    bb show ass
    bb show ass, bb show ass . Can you read bitch ?
    Yes , I can read and also BAN.


    * I love this thread , thank you Jaana
    Last edited by ConnyLove; 04-23-2013 at 05:35 PM.

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    You are expensive
    You'd break my wallet too soon
    Awww, here's a BAN-Aid

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    y wearing so much?
    what, do i have to pay you?
    it says it its for free!

    *Kicked a freeloader*
    the site disconnected me
    hi again cutie!

    Hi Mister Righteous,
    You brought me some morals? Great.
    Stick them up your ass.

    Five dollars to shave?
    Why don't you do it for me?
    I'm your biggest fan!
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    Lube too expensive
    Natural is much better
    Coconut pussy

    So many dildos
    Every length, girth, size, shape, all
    Silicone army

    Tax time so different
    Accountant uncomfortable
    Write off all the lube
    I take cash, debit or credit. I just don't take shit.


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    StripperWeb Is Great
    I spend way too much time here
    Fuck, I didn't work


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    Now it is my time
    Gonna cam every day this week
    Surprise, period!

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    Default Re: Camming haiku

    This seriously needs to be published. 110% serious.
    Quote Originally Posted by qurl View Post
    You are sassy AND smart Miss Pickles.

    "Well behaved women seldom make history." - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

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    Gold Show Please BB (x7)
    What the fuck ever, I will...
    'Course it fucking failed
    Last edited by Pearl_Sugar; 04-24-2013 at 01:18 AM. Reason: Fucking smilies throwing off my chi randomly

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    Default Re: Camming haiku

    Gives you one token
    Expects one person fuck-fest
    Confused when rejected

    Will you fist, BB?
    Will you do anal, BB?
    Can't you fucking read?

    Token drought today
    Why am I even online?
    A day in the life

    Will you fuck your dog
    I'll give you lots of tokens
    What is wrong with you?

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    in a private chat
    BOOM! "Baby, where's my DS?"
    Shit, my husband's home...

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    TOO FUNNY! haha

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    How much to see ass?
    It's in my bio, read it
    Leaves room, Dick in pants

    Stares at computer
    It's been 4 hours so far
    The screen is melting

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    Let me be your slave.
    Do you deserve my presence?
    What a bitch. Goodbye.
    Quote Originally Posted by qurl View Post
    You are sassy AND smart Miss Pickles.

    "Well behaved women seldom make history." - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

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    Where is my traffic?!!!
    What is wrong with my listing?!!!!!11111
    ...Oops, I'm on Wi-fi.

    Stripperweb Tumblr
    Oh look what a sweet kitty -
    Procrastinating.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissJu View Post
    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    This deserves to not die. >_> A lot of new girls can learn from these.

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