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    Mind Blowing How Do I Keep My Crotch Covered?

    Lol, ok. Sounds like a silly question, but for real: When dancing, I'm hesitant to open my legs, bend over, do anything that shows crotch because my thong/g string ALWAYS moves and I end up flashing my kitty to everyone. I hardly ever see other girls have this problem... How the hell do I get that thin strip of material to stay in place?!

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    Default Re: How Do I Keep My Crotch Covered?

    Sounds like your thongs are too big.

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    Default Re: How Do I Keep My Crotch Covered?

    I had the same issue and just resorted to booty shorts.

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    Default Re: How Do I Keep My Crotch Covered?

    Get thongs that fit. Consider thongs that have, tighter straps, a wider cut, or both of the above.

    There are these... http://www.snaz75.com/bz-1166-sl.html

    Then these... http://www.snaz75.com/bz-1129-sl.html

    They're pretty snug.
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    Get a couple of those BodyZone micro T Backs in basic colors and wear one under whatever other bottoms you have on. They seem to be pretty snug and don't really move. Sometimes, I wear just the micro T-backs by themselves, but I double up and wear two of them just in case! Try wearing two bottoms!

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    http://www.diamond-dolls.com.au/inde...ip-gstring-pnk

    ^I used to have that problem (especially with OS G-strings that came with outfits) until I found these . They are a little expensive, but they are so comfy and last forever!
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    Default Re: How Do I Keep My Crotch Covered?

    That is a problem? Have people complained?

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    Default Re: How Do I Keep My Crotch Covered?

    Some girls wear 2 pairs of panties. I do that for lapdances (a small y-back thong under booty shorts or bikini). Like Thrill said, maybe try something with more crotch coverage, like booty shorts. Or get adjustable side-tie bikini bottoms. The crotch strip on those are wider than your average thong and you can try tying them looser or tighter to see if that helps them stay in place when you bend over.

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    Default Re: How Do I Keep My Crotch Covered?

    I totally have this issue too. Problem is I like thongs that are a little bit loose cos then the straps at the side don't dig into my hips thus avoiding a muffin top look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holly_V View Post
    I totally have this issue too. Problem is I like thongs that are a little bit loose cos then the straps at the side don't dig into my hips thus avoiding a muffin top look.
    THIS. Yes, I like mine loose to avoid muffin top as well, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissMinka View Post
    THIS. Yes, I like mine loose to avoid muffin top as well, lol
    We need to ask an engineer to design a thong that's loose at the sides but tight on the crotch.

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    Default Re: How Do I Keep My Crotch Covered?

    Would double sided tape (the kind they sell at Victoria's Secret for intimate wear) work?


    I imagine that would get a bit expensive after a while though.









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    Quote Originally Posted by Holly_V View Post
    We need to ask an engineer to design a thong that's loose at the sides but tight on the crotch.
    Lace straps. Look for wide straps that are high quality, springy, and don't "roll up".

    For my fat days, lace top thongs are the best! No pinching, no bulges, they are awesome.
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    Default Re: How Do I Keep My Crotch Covered?

    Wicked Weasel are absolutely worth the money if you're a serious and long-term dancer.

    http://wickedweasel.com/en-au/shop/separates/buy/446-00

    Yes, they're teensy (this is the style with the most coverage!) but assuming you buy the right size, the seams of the crotch sit firmly. They're far comfier than they look. They are expensive but last forevvvvvvver, through thousands of times putting on and off and getting caught in heels. Another pro/con (depending on the individual): Guys go crazy for them because of the little hint of toe. Not for the shy.

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    Pro Tip: Thongs that come with outfits never fit... NEVER.


    Outfits that have a "thong included" might seem like a convenient bonus. 2-Pieces of clothing for a bargain price... Great! WRONG.

    It is a little known fact that these thongs are manufactured in subterranean caves by mentally challenged cave monsters.

    The cave monsters were first discovered in the 1980's by gem miners in Madagascar. They were agile, able-bodied individuals that primarily subsisted on cave insects and bats… venturing out only at night to entertain themselves by frightening youngsters, hiding under beds, in attics, in basements, closets, and other low light-places in the homes located nearby. After they had their jollies, the cave monsters would slink away, back to their caves right before dawn broke.

    The miners saw an opportunity to exploit the cave creatures for cheap labor.

    They bribed the cave monsters with McDonald's McRib sandwiches… a slight improvement on their usual diet of subterranean insects and dead bats… and taught them to sew. They sewed thongs for all of the companies that include thongs with outfits. For several years, it was a mutually beneficial arrangement. By underselling Chinese and Indian factories, the cave creature thong industry boosted Madagascar's economy by 1,700% and the creatures were incredibly pleased to have an abundant supply of McRib sandwiches available for each and every meal.

    But after the economy collapsed, the cave monsters were the first to see the effects of drastic cutbacks. Madagascar officials and the Secret Miner's Societies of Madagascar (SM2) knew that this operation would no longer be sustainable, so they placed bullet-proof/blast-proof locking doors on the caves and stationed guards armed with high power flashlights at the entrances to blind any cave monster that would attempt to flee.

    The massive doors prevented the cave's creepy crawlies from entering or leaving. Shortly after the doors were installed, the cave monsters ran out of food. Under major duress, they agreed to work for little more than discarded squid beaks and rat hair as it was the only things SM2 could afford to pay. The cave monsters are now imprisoned in the caves and are forced to work 23 hours each day. Their new diet causes several deficiencies that result in slow mental and physical responses. Consequently, the quality of their work has plummeted.

    The government in Madagascar is confident that there is little to no risk of any sort of revolt or uprising but the cave creatures show their contempt for humanity by sewing really terrible, ill-fitting thongs.


    Below is an image of a cave monster at his work station. (August 28th, 2009)

    thongorigins.jpg
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    Default Re: How Do I Keep My Crotch Covered?

    ^hahah!! you're soo right! funny cause i just ordered a lot of cute clothes off ebay in extra small and the thongs would swamp a pregnant gorilla! the ones i've bought from actua independent dress makers have fit but the ones you order..nope! and they aren't cotton lined. i just trash them

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