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    What's the most embarrassing moment you've had/witnessed ITC? Last Sunday, I ordered a pizza from the same place I always order from, and the delivery time was the same time it always is (an hour). Some of the other girls pitched on it, too, so I collected our moneys and brought it to front so the doorman could pay when it got there. Well, an hour and forty five minutes go by with no sign of the pizza. I was starving, and generally I eat throughout my shifts because I am a trainwreck when I'm hungry! I needs foods!! I called the place, gave them my info (name, number, location), and the fucker told me that not only did they not have my order in the system, they also don't deliver to "that area"! So I hung up, stifled some frustrated tears, and complained to someone while I had a cigarette. I suck at working on an empty tummy . I went back to the DR, and as I'm coming up the steps, my friend said/asked if the pizza was here. I regretfully said no, it's not. She shook her head and pointed to my chair, and LO AND BEHOLD, THERE WAS THE PIZZA!! I. Started. Bawling. Like out and out crying because I was so overjoyed that the pizza had arrived. I'm never emotional like that. Half of the girls looked taken aback, and the rest tried to comfort me about it (so ridiculous). Picture a little white girl with her face in a corner sobbing over a fucking pizza. I was really, really, embarrassed for the rest of the night....

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    One of my most embarrassing moments; I was bending over for a custy during a dance (trying to be all sexy and whatnot)...and I accidentally farted. And it was really loud. He was a gentleman about it, but it was horrifying and he didn't buy anymore dances from me. Whoops. Lol!

    Another would be falling down the stairs that led off of the stage after my set (not from being drunk, just pure clumsiness). I took a nasty dive to the floor. A regular felt so bad for me that he immediately walked up to me, helped me stand up and got me some ice for my knee...and tipped me a $20 for my "pain and suffering". At least he helped me laugh it off. And made me $20 richer. lolololol

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    ^^ OMG! both of these has happened to me! Well my farting story was a bit different but it was bad too. So i was giving a bed dance to a regular who always comes in every week on my shift. These are bed dances so i was kinda lying on him and his hand grabbed my ass and right as it did, I farted!lololol. I just pretended that didnt happen and luckily he already gave me all the $$ upfront so I didnt lose out but it was embarrassing as hell and to have to see him every week after that! ugh! He didnt even get a dance from me after that ever again!

    Also, I have fallen on my ass completely a few times coming off stage and walking around the club, like if there is a tiny disformation in the carpet and i walk on it, i fall. And 1 time I fell walking away from a custy or more like bolting away from a custy who just told me he would gimme 60$ for a hj, I took his 60 and I bet u can guess, gave no hj, ran outta that mf, but fell!lol.


    I have cried my eyes out at work once, i was on antibiotics and drank so the 2 didnt mix and I got waisted, then my bf of 4 years who I had recently broke up with called me and I just lost it!lol. bad night.

    Also, I have blacked out at work and woke up in the dressing room. I have no idea what happened but I know it was bad because I was banned to ever work in the club again. The bouncer said I was horribly disrespectful but wouldnt gimme details.lol.

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    this is super embarrassing ..kind of like lovely dancers!i had this guy pull my ass cheeks back suddenly while i turned around in private..i was annoyed and barked at him but didn't think much of it til i came up and queefed REALLY loud! must have forced air into my pussy haha, his boner vanished iMMEDATELY and i didn't know if i should say " that was my pussy, not my ass!" or if that would make it worse..so i silently continued dancing ..i was mortified!
    the other one was where i was dancing in the VIP and decided to swing my hair around all super sexy and dramatic, and fucking conked myself in the head on the corner of the stone table that was in there..i was so dizzy i just stumbled around after that and was too shooken up to be embarrassed but everyone was laughing it must have looked pretty funny

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    A couple months ago I was doing a dance for a customer and somehow I managed to get my arm into an awkward position and made one of those really loud farting noises with my armpit right in his face. Like how some people jokingly do. Haha. I am terrified of it happening again! Luckily the guy didn't say anything and still bought more dances from me.

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    ^Lol, how did you manage that ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    queefed REALLY loud! must have forced air into my pussy haha, his boner vanished iMMEDATELY and i didn't know if i should say " that was my pussy, not my ass!" or if that would make it worse..so i silently continued dancing ..i was mortified!
    ^I'd completely forgotten about the time I did this until I read your post! I did that, LOUDLY, in a 2 hr dance with a Big Spender once (thankfully it was towards the end). I'd had sex earlier and I suppose that was to blame (or at least I told the custy that, which he seemed relieved to hear), because I'd never done one outside of the bedroom before that.

    One night, I waltzed up to my next target (a wealthy looking older gentleman), champagne in hand...and my gown somehow ended up getting tangled in my heel...I fell straight into the customers lap spiling my drink all over the two of us! I was drenched, dishevelled, apologising...and the guy just smiled, laughed and said..."You're a damsel in distress-lucky I was here to save you ". He bought me another drink and we walked straight off to the LD area, still both soaking wet (he then booked me for hours ). Probably the only good example of my clumsiness lol.
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    I posted this before, but here goes. I was in the loo pooping like crazy with my cell and Nintendo 3DS. I looked and lo and behold no TP. I screamed like crazy for 5 minutes. Nobody came. I called the bar with my cell. Nobody picked up. In desperation I put on my FB status "Stuck in loo. No TP. Help." My friend Bella happened to be checking her newsfeed and came to my assistance a few minutes later. Whew!

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    I got wasted one night was going upto the pole and ended up doing a chicken dance my gown got stuck under my heels, but I got to my feet, and still got a lot of customers wanting dances from me, so clumsy and good nigh $$$$$ wise

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    I was bending over and spreading my ass cheeks for a customer. Farted right into the camera. Found out after that they didn't have sound. *Blush*

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    ^^LOL! Thank god no sound!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ava$ View Post
    ^^LOL! Thank god no sound!
    Inorite? I was so embarassed, I just kept looking to see if he was still in private with me. I'd talk to him, but he never replied. I was just glad when it was over. XD

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    >the heel on my boot got caught on the cover on the edge of carpeted stairs at the club that had come loose and I fell down 4 or 5 steps on the stairs the way down from VIP, there were a few groups of guys by the stairs that noticed and a girl was dancing onstage at the time so I don't think anyone else was paying attention but I was really embarrassed and spent 4songs in DR preparing to go back out on the floor like nothing happened.

    >the worst was during a string of dances with an older gentleman. While I was naked doing a pvt dance for him, he complemented my jewelry. I said thanks and felt on my necklace, assuming that's what he meant. Then I noticed he was looking at my kitty. I looked at him puzzled, then I turned the corner to the adjacent booth and bent over and looked in the mirror. I had a tiny piece of toilet paper in there and there were blacklights!!I was so embarassed!! I blushed and just said thanks. He only did one more dance after that. Awkward---

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    Oh, a few months ago I was leaning over the side of the stage talking to a customer, the club was about to close and it was basically empty (the customer wanted to "keep me company" because we had just finished a string of dances). We chatted, he tipped me, we chatted some more, I lent down to hear him over the music with my legs over the side of the tip rail and my heel somehow got caught on his chair and I fell off the stage ! I fell straight onto the carpet and I looked like a little kid with two scabby knees for a week afterwards .
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    ^One of my worst fears - falling off the stage! Also I have this underlying fear every time I reach for the pole when I'm gonna do my initial swing around it that I'll miss the pole completely and fall on my ass. I get that visual every time I go up.
    LOL hilarious farting stories omg! I have that problem too, especially on stage. Clenching on stage is super uncomfortable too...And then when I get customers that grab my asscheeks during dances and pull them apart, it makes it REALLY hard to keep a fart in! I hate that. I've never farted loud on stage but I know a guy smelled it one time because he made a face of death and waved his hand around haha....
    Once, this new girl was sitting with a customer, and I was just chillin above them at the bar, minding my own. She stood up to leave and said, "Ok, I'm gonna go to the back now so I can fart." Right as she said that, the music cut, so everyone heard her! It was so funny. She was really cool about it, though.

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    I once fell off of the stage, I admit that I was drunk, but I did get a champagne room afterwards. I guess I looked stupid and vulnerable, haha. I also once leaned in to talk to a customer and my gum fell right out of my mouth and into his lap, he was not pleased.

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    I don't have anything special to add (just my own farting stories) but I can't help but notice that a few of you mentioned guys pulling your ass cheeks apart while you're bent over. Whenever guys do that to me I always think it is so BIZARRE. Why are men turned on by the weirdest fucking things?!

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    I was wearing not so well-balanced shoes one night and went to go sit down on customer's knee. My shoe tipped and I flipped ass-over-teakettle over his leg and onto my head. He was nice about it though.

    I also was doing floorwork around the pole in fishnets and my fishnets got caught on a screw at the base of the pole. I had to stop what I was doing for a good 10 seconds, trying to gracelessly untangle myself. When I was finally free and trying to act nonchalant about it, the DJ got on the mic and said "It's ok, Aurora, no one saw that..." He was a cool guy - I know he was just kidding but... dick lol
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    ^^Ugh some dj's are the worst, do they really think that will make you tip him better? Dummie

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    I went on stage right after this girl, who decided to mention AFTER THE FACT that she'd just gotten some kind of spray tan and was therefore slippery. I did that one trick where you hold the pole with your legs and lean over backwards... and slid right down the pole onto my head. Luckily it didn't really hurt. I am now afraid of trying that pole trick ever again, though.

    Recently, I was doing a t-shirt feature and leaned over a table from the side to ask a group of three guys whether any of them wanted to buy it. They all kind of drunkenly mumbled no so I stood up to go try to sell it to someone else. That's when I heard this crackling sound in one of my ears. I glanced to the side and saw a ball of fire engulfing my hair. Evidently my hair had gone straight into the candle when I leaned over. I panicked, looking around to see if anyone had a glass water and finding only alcohol. I started to run towards the bar and that's when some random good Samaritan customer came up and put out the fire with his sleeves. It was pretty traumatizing, though. I am now afraid of candles.

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    ^Oh dear...you just reminded me of another one of mine! I was dancing for this guy and he picked up the candled, waved it next to my face and said, "is it real?". He soon got an answer from my hair that it was in fact real candle...when my extensions burst into flames! I extinguished the blaze and kept going until the end of the song, demanded a tip and left little bits of singed hair all over the customers shirt. The WHOLE LD area smelt like burnt hair/plastic for hours. The manager removed ALL of the candles from the LD rooms, lit incense sticks etc and to this very day there are NO candles in the LD rooms !
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    Another pooping moment: Last night I was in the loo when I forgot to lock the door. Female customer stumbles in. "Um.... excuse you." Female patron:"I'm sorry I'm just going to do a line." Me: "Can I finish?" Female patron: "I'll be quick." (proceeds to do line of unidentified narcotic)

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    I was dancing on stage and my wig slipped to the middle of my head in the middle of a trick. Luckily it was so dark and I did it so quick that no one even noticed a damn thing.

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    You guys! FIRE in a stripclub? Who comes up with this shit? That's so hazardous! I'm sorry you guys caught fire Too sketchy.
    Lol Aurora I've gotten fishnets stuck on screws before too. I just got mad and ripped the material :p

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    ^I know! Other clubs I've worked at have the fake battery operated candles. Real ones are a hazard and I know so many girls who have lost locks from them accidentally and completely sober. They have them on the bar, of all places, where I work (customers sleeves, dancers and barmaids hair, beards etc are all at risk of going up in flames lol!).
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