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Argh! I am sorry that you had to deal with that level of suck!
I don't care if the customer is male or female....any person who tells their friend NOT to tip a stripper when they are in the process of doing so because the stripper is 'boring' needs someone to hit them in the back of the head so maybe they will have some sense knocked into them.
That is just awful.

Here's my experience. Either the female customers are having a truly great time, tipping well, and being respectful, or they are being rude, acting jealous, or sitting at the tip rail with their arms crossed giving me an evil glare. Nothing in between. Last night there was a group of women that came in with a few guys and, OMG, I wanted to slap them all sooo badly. They just made me feel so incredibly uncomfortable and kept whispering to each other while mean mugging me. I made sure I gave those jealous hags something to really be jealous about and had their dates drooling all over me giving me all their $. I have also had a group of women come in with a group having a bachelor's party & they had the nerve to sit at the TIP rail and act disgusted when I came over and started dancing for them. One of the chick's slid a dollar my way and said, "haha nooo thanks, but here, will this make you go away?" I ripped her dollar up and sprinkled it on her lap. Stupid b*. Then, I have had some awesome really fun ladies come in for a bacheloret party tipping well, having a blast, and being very respectful. There were literally all females surrounded by my stage and all of them were very chill. I have also had a chick tell me I am dirty because she was jealous her man was spending 500$ a piece on three different girls for a half hour in VIP. She first asked how much we were getting, then said, "well, if I was a dirty ho I'm sure I could make money like that, too, but I actually have class." Ha. Bitch, please your man just gave me 500$ to talk to him and his friends for a half hour, and you probably screwed him for buying your dinner. One or my funniest encounters with a female custie was this older very hot lady. She flashed me while I was on stage lol. I'm just like, damn, am I the stripper or are you?! Her man looked a little unhappy and cut her off on the wine, though. :-P All I can say is that the jealous hags make themselves look really stupid hating on strippers when they came to the damn club at their own free will, knowing half naked women would be dancing on stage. Yep, this definitely isn't olive garden, ladies. Sorry to burst your bubble. :-)
I rarely come across the cool ones... either they're wayyy too into it, dancing around, touching too much, getting naked, and trying to make out with all the girls (uhhh, gross) or they're super bitchy. Sometimes, I'll come across the first timers or the shy ones and they'll act all scared of me. Like, I can just see them thinking Uhh... my boyfriend's making me tip you, but I don't wanna get too close. Here's your dollar. Please don't touch me. Geez, I'm a stripper, not a wild animal. (Well, not tonight)
Anyhoo, IMO they all suck until proven otherwise. I know it's against the sw stripper rules, but I only approach them if all other means are exhausted and I have nothing else to do on facebook.





+1 I was excited about them when I began dancing, but by now I wish they couldn't come into the club at all.
Even if they get a dance from you- some of them act like they want to to be 2 feet away from them. Wow- thanks a lot. I'm not the type of dancer who throws my puss in everyone's face, but if you don't want me to get close to you, just tip while I'm on stage then get lost.
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IMO the extra few $$ you get from them isn't worth going through all the bullshit.


the one club i work at doesn't allow female customers, i kind of like it because its full nude and they usually make me uncomfortable, how judgmental they can be
one club i worked at had a lot of male and female customers, and one time a few girls from my school who i guess didn't like me came in and were ripping up dollar bills and tossing them at me, talk about rude.
at my other club, most of the female customers are alright and tip. i know the few times ive been to clubs, ive always stage tipped and been respectful





[QUOTE=urbankitty;2487163]the one club i work at doesn't allow female customers...
This^..unless the clubs in my area have changed, you must be with a guy to come in.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt



Coolest female customer at my stage of all time: Jenna Jameson. I shit you all not. She tipped a lot, and the way she did it looked really badass. She spread it out in a row money-fan style with her blingy hand. So cool! I've never been so nervous on stage since my audition! I spread my lady-chicken for her. I never, ever do that for anyone. She seemed pleased
TRUE STORY. COOLEST thing that's ever happened to me! I regret not framing her tip and hanging it on my wall![]()



the strip club is no place for insecure female patrons. I say stay out!! But, the other females that have high self-efficacy and display confidence, I love them and welcome them, their tips and how they encourage their boys to spend/tip...
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...





I want to shoot 99.9% of female customers with a tranquilizer gun or lobotomize them.


The place I work at is very female friendly. I can't stand them! I use to have a more "female friendly" look (mohawk) but now that I'm looking girlier they are such rude, spiteful haters.





Dealing with 99% of civilian pussy is like clipping coupons: Too much hassle and bullshit for a few $$.




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Pretty much this. And the cool ones that I have met have usually been in the industry somehow.



Yep I steer clear of them. I used to give a fuck when I was younger in the biz, but now they're not worth it. In fact, I probably piss them off since I tend to pay more attention to the men by the stage first. I'll only deal with females if I absolutely need extra money.
Being an Escort for quite a while now, i too get irate by Couples (Male and Female) companions who hire me for my services and after the business gets over i've noticed it every time that the Male member wishes to Tip me and the F##king Female stops him......
Don't know why they do this to me!
I use to go up by the stage and get the guys to put a lot of money down for me to get on stage. Hope you get more customers like me![]()
Oh wow ive been blessed. Maybe because i worn in a cuty that has only one club. Most men and women who come in together are just looking to spice up their night. Husbands buy their wives lapdances and tip extra while saying "get her going for me/make her feel nice/blah blah" others its like "oh were here for my guys birthday woooo!!!!" and they fill up the stage with ones and it makes my set fun and kinda pumps me up. I think once like this white trash girl got drunk and danced in front of the stage and it was like "okay i cant focus...why are you jiggling that...eww..is anyone gonna tell her to go to the bar at least...no do not lean against the stage...ughhhh" she was kicked out eventualy.


Couples are many times there driven by a fantasy of the guy, for his girl to be bi, I have found, many of the girls get jelous and end up on the guys lap, NO $$$ tips
One or two female customers, can sometimes be ok, but a group of females, I get lost. They have seen the perfect girls on TV or elsewhere, nude or not and compare. One club owner says its like the men playing "armchair quarterback", these girls play "armchair stripper" and again, NO Tip..
also , females get me outta my "Zone" I need to be in..
Ill deal with men problems as long as they tip, I got thick skin
I deal with judgemental catty girls all day in the dressing room and I do my best to keep my dressing room Time to a minimum. then as soon as I leave and hit the floor there's the same type of girls in customer form. It totally throws me off and i have to regroup my hustle .
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This shit sucks for me. I'm retired but I love going back to the clubs. I try to be nice,because I know female customers suck, but I just look mean naturally.


My experience with female customers:
The Could-Never: These lovely ladies have a healthy respect for the industry. Their eyes get all wide as the find themselves seduced by the apparent glamour. They're in awe of the money they see the girls making, and they can only stare in slackjawed amazement at even the simplest of pole tricks. You'll know them because they tend to say things like, "You're so amazing! I could never do what you do!!" Tip output: Moderate to low.
The Would-Never: These stupid-ass fucking cunts come in and act like they're the hottest bitches in the world. They'll actively degrade the girls, calling them sluts and whores. Will try to act superior by stating, "I would never do what you do. I'm not a filthy slut!" Usually travel in packs. Tip output: Low to none
The Jealous Wife/Girlfriend: She wants to prove to her man that she's cool and gets it, so she goes with him to the strip club. While she's there, she gets fiercely territorial of her man, making disparaging comments towards any girl foolish enough to approach, will demand that her man stay AWAY from the stage, won't let him buy dances, and refuses to let him tip. Tip output: None.
The Unicorn Hunter: She wants to prove to her man that she's cool and gets it! She also may be bisexual. Either that, or she's trying to get him "the perfect birthday present." In not bisexual, she will encourage her man to tip the girl that she feels is not as pretty as her, and will attempt to get said girl to go some with them for a threesome. If bisexual, she will encourage her man to tip the sexiest bitch in the club, and attempt to get her to come home with them for a threesome. Standard mating call, "You probably get this a lot, but we're not like all those other couple!" (Protip: yes, you are.) Tip output: Moderate to high
The Awesome Lesbian: She loves tits and pussy as much as any man, and tips to show her appreciation of the lovely ladies who show it. She'll buy dances, drinks, and is one of the most low-stress customers you can ever come across because, while she would like to fuck you, she knows EXACTLY how it feels to be looked at as little more than a piece of meat. Tip output: High
The Pushy Lesbian: She loves tits and pussy as much as any man, and tips to show her appreciation of the lovely ladies who show it. She'll buy dances, drinks, and is one of the most HIGH-stress customers you can ever come across because, while she leers and gropes as much as the men do, she will also follow you into the bathroom and corner you in an attempt to get your number, kiss you, or even rape you. She also firmly believes that she is immune to getting her ass bounced out of the club because if any of the MALE bouncers lays a hand on her, she'll call the police and try to have him arrested for assault. Depending on the club, she'll even get away with it. Tip output: Moderate to high, but engaging this customer is ill-advised.
The Bitchy Ex-Stripper: She loves to come in, get completely trashed, and re-live her glory days. True, she may have been hot 30 years and 5 pregnancies ago, but at this point, her breasts sag down to her knees, and her face has that leathery-look that you get from far too much tanning. She'll point out every single mistake you make, loudly, to anyone who will listen. She will try to tell you how to hustle while you are trying to fucking hustle. She will tell anyone who will listen (and some people who really would rather not) how much better things were when she danced, because back then, custies kept their hands to themselves, and very girl walked away with $1000 minimum at the end of the night. Tip output: Low to none
The Awesome Ex-Stripper: She may have quit dancing for a variety of reasons: She got married, she finally got her degree and got a vanilla job, she just had a baby... Whatever the reason, she's out of the biz, but still kind of misses it, so she'll pop in and tip generously, reminiscing about the good times, and fondly chatting with the girls. She probably won't buy a dance, but she will encourage the other customers to buy dances, and she'll actively go out of her way to help girls hustle and bring guys to the stage. Tip Output: Moderate to high
The Hooker: Men in strip clubs are easy prey... Strippers get the men all worked up with no outlet, and The Hooker is there to scoop up some easy pickings! She'll behave in a very similar manner to the Would-Nevers, but she'll also go out of her way to interrupt the hustle to get the guy focused on her before he blows all his cash on the strippers. They regularly go home with customers, and usually come back often, leaving with a different guy every time. Tip output: None to Negative, as they steal business.
The Recruiter: They are either top-earning hookers, or pimps themselves, and will try to lure girls away with the promise of "earning $2000 a night!" Will tip girls for particularly impressive tricks, but won't tip much. They'll also try to pull you away from customers with promises of "More money than he even has." They usually try to come on the slowest nights. DO NOT ENGAGE. Tip output: Low
...That's just my experience, anyway...




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Well this is pretty much true!
I remember meeting a big boobed ex-porn star and she kind of fits in with the ex-stripper. She was awesome!
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