
Originally Posted by
Rose_Who
My experience with female customers:
The Could-Never: These lovely ladies have a healthy respect for the industry. Their eyes get all wide as the find themselves seduced by the apparent glamour. They're in awe of the money they see the girls making, and they can only stare in slackjawed amazement at even the simplest of pole tricks. You'll know them because they tend to say things like, "You're so amazing! I could never do what you do!!" Tip output: Moderate to low.
The Would-Never: These stupid-ass fucking cunts come in and act like they're the hottest bitches in the world. They'll actively degrade the girls, calling them sluts and whores. Will try to act superior by stating, "I would never do what you do. I'm not a filthy slut!" Usually travel in packs. Tip output: Low to none
The Jealous Wife/Girlfriend: She wants to prove to her man that she's cool and gets it, so she goes with him to the strip club. While she's there, she gets fiercely territorial of her man, making disparaging comments towards any girl foolish enough to approach, will demand that her man stay AWAY from the stage, won't let him buy dances, and refuses to let him tip. Tip output: None.
The Unicorn Hunter: She wants to prove to her man that she's cool and gets it! She also may be bisexual. Either that, or she's trying to get him "the perfect birthday present." In not bisexual, she will encourage her man to tip the girl that she feels is not as pretty as her, and will attempt to get said girl to go some with them for a threesome. If bisexual, she will encourage her man to tip the sexiest bitch in the club, and attempt to get her to come home with them for a threesome. Standard mating call, "You probably get this a lot, but we're not like all those other couple!" (Protip: yes, you are.) Tip output: Moderate to high
The Awesome Lesbian: She loves tits and pussy as much as any man, and tips to show her appreciation of the lovely ladies who show it. She'll buy dances, drinks, and is one of the most low-stress customers you can ever come across because, while she would like to fuck you, she knows EXACTLY how it feels to be looked at as little more than a piece of meat. Tip output: High
The Pushy Lesbian: She loves tits and pussy as much as any man, and tips to show her appreciation of the lovely ladies who show it. She'll buy dances, drinks, and is one of the most HIGH-stress customers you can ever come across because, while she leers and gropes as much as the men do, she will also follow you into the bathroom and corner you in an attempt to get your number, kiss you, or even rape you. She also firmly believes that she is immune to getting her ass bounced out of the club because if any of the MALE bouncers lays a hand on her, she'll call the police and try to have him arrested for assault. Depending on the club, she'll even get away with it. Tip output: Moderate to high, but engaging this customer is ill-advised.
The Bitchy Ex-Stripper: She loves to come in, get completely trashed, and re-live her glory days. True, she may have been hot 30 years and 5 pregnancies ago, but at this point, her breasts sag down to her knees, and her face has that leathery-look that you get from far too much tanning. She'll point out every single mistake you make, loudly, to anyone who will listen. She will try to tell you how to hustle while you are trying to fucking hustle. She will tell anyone who will listen (and some people who really would rather not) how much better things were when she danced, because back then, custies kept their hands to themselves, and very girl walked away with $1000 minimum at the end of the night. Tip output: Low to none
The Awesome Ex-Stripper: She may have quit dancing for a variety of reasons: She got married, she finally got her degree and got a vanilla job, she just had a baby... Whatever the reason, she's out of the biz, but still kind of misses it, so she'll pop in and tip generously, reminiscing about the good times, and fondly chatting with the girls. She probably won't buy a dance, but she will encourage the other customers to buy dances, and she'll actively go out of her way to help girls hustle and bring guys to the stage. Tip Output: Moderate to high
The Hooker: Men in strip clubs are easy prey... Strippers get the men all worked up with no outlet, and The Hooker is there to scoop up some easy pickings! She'll behave in a very similar manner to the Would-Nevers, but she'll also go out of her way to interrupt the hustle to get the guy focused on her before he blows all his cash on the strippers. They regularly go home with customers, and usually come back often, leaving with a different guy every time. Tip output: None to Negative, as they steal business.
The Recruiter: They are either top-earning hookers, or pimps themselves, and will try to lure girls away with the promise of "earning $2000 a night!" Will tip girls for particularly impressive tricks, but won't tip much. They'll also try to pull you away from customers with promises of "More money than he even has." They usually try to come on the slowest nights. DO NOT ENGAGE. Tip output: Low
...That's just my experience, anyway...
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