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    Quote Originally Posted by Rose_Who View Post
    My experience with female customers:

    The Could-Never: These lovely ladies have a healthy respect for the industry. Their eyes get all wide as the find themselves seduced by the apparent glamour. They're in awe of the money they see the girls making, and they can only stare in slackjawed amazement at even the simplest of pole tricks. You'll know them because they tend to say things like, "You're so amazing! I could never do what you do!!" Tip output: Moderate to low.

    The Would-Never: These stupid-ass fucking cunts come in and act like they're the hottest bitches in the world. They'll actively degrade the girls, calling them sluts and whores. Will try to act superior by stating, "I would never do what you do. I'm not a filthy slut!" Usually travel in packs. Tip output: Low to none

    The Jealous Wife/Girlfriend: She wants to prove to her man that she's cool and gets it, so she goes with him to the strip club. While she's there, she gets fiercely territorial of her man, making disparaging comments towards any girl foolish enough to approach, will demand that her man stay AWAY from the stage, won't let him buy dances, and refuses to let him tip. Tip output: None.

    The Unicorn Hunter: She wants to prove to her man that she's cool and gets it! She also may be bisexual. Either that, or she's trying to get him "the perfect birthday present." In not bisexual, she will encourage her man to tip the girl that she feels is not as pretty as her, and will attempt to get said girl to go some with them for a threesome. If bisexual, she will encourage her man to tip the sexiest bitch in the club, and attempt to get her to come home with them for a threesome. Standard mating call, "You probably get this a lot, but we're not like all those other couple!" (Protip: yes, you are.) Tip output: Moderate to high

    The Awesome Lesbian: She loves tits and pussy as much as any man, and tips to show her appreciation of the lovely ladies who show it. She'll buy dances, drinks, and is one of the most low-stress customers you can ever come across because, while she would like to fuck you, she knows EXACTLY how it feels to be looked at as little more than a piece of meat. Tip output: High

    The Pushy Lesbian: She loves tits and pussy as much as any man, and tips to show her appreciation of the lovely ladies who show it. She'll buy dances, drinks, and is one of the most HIGH-stress customers you can ever come across because, while she leers and gropes as much as the men do, she will also follow you into the bathroom and corner you in an attempt to get your number, kiss you, or even rape you. She also firmly believes that she is immune to getting her ass bounced out of the club because if any of the MALE bouncers lays a hand on her, she'll call the police and try to have him arrested for assault. Depending on the club, she'll even get away with it. Tip output: Moderate to high, but engaging this customer is ill-advised.

    The Bitchy Ex-Stripper: She loves to come in, get completely trashed, and re-live her glory days. True, she may have been hot 30 years and 5 pregnancies ago, but at this point, her breasts sag down to her knees, and her face has that leathery-look that you get from far too much tanning. She'll point out every single mistake you make, loudly, to anyone who will listen. She will try to tell you how to hustle while you are trying to fucking hustle. She will tell anyone who will listen (and some people who really would rather not) how much better things were when she danced, because back then, custies kept their hands to themselves, and very girl walked away with $1000 minimum at the end of the night. Tip output: Low to none

    The Awesome Ex-Stripper: She may have quit dancing for a variety of reasons: She got married, she finally got her degree and got a vanilla job, she just had a baby... Whatever the reason, she's out of the biz, but still kind of misses it, so she'll pop in and tip generously, reminiscing about the good times, and fondly chatting with the girls. She probably won't buy a dance, but she will encourage the other customers to buy dances, and she'll actively go out of her way to help girls hustle and bring guys to the stage. Tip Output: Moderate to high

    The Hooker: Men in strip clubs are easy prey... Strippers get the men all worked up with no outlet, and The Hooker is there to scoop up some easy pickings! She'll behave in a very similar manner to the Would-Nevers, but she'll also go out of her way to interrupt the hustle to get the guy focused on her before he blows all his cash on the strippers. They regularly go home with customers, and usually come back often, leaving with a different guy every time. Tip output: None to Negative, as they steal business.

    The Recruiter: They are either top-earning hookers, or pimps themselves, and will try to lure girls away with the promise of "earning $2000 a night!" Will tip girls for particularly impressive tricks, but won't tip much. They'll also try to pull you away from customers with promises of "More money than he even has." They usually try to come on the slowest nights. DO NOT ENGAGE. Tip output: Low


    ...That's just my experience, anyway...
    Wow this is pretty much awesome.

    Yeah I've come across every one of these types. Except the 'Hooker' and 'Recruiter' ...I guess I dance in a nicer area of town.

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    I wish we could have a. color coded system for non industry vagina. Like hand out stickers with certain designations

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    ^^^ Meh, at least they were appreciative of your skills. Applause is better than sneers and hisses.
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    I won't dance for a woman. Don't need that money. These women are so desperate and pathetic to prove to their boyfriends that they're down for whatever and open to a three way and also just like one of the guys. they'll do anything (at OUR expense) to make sure their man knows their cool as fuck and won't leave them at home anymore to go clubbing.

    I can't bear to be around a woman with no self-respect, makes me sad.

    To clarify, I am NOT a feminist, so when I see a woman "acting like a man" by smacking another woman on the ass with dollar bills or something similar, I don't think she has made herself equal to anyone, I think she has degraded herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by missykrissy View Post
    I won't dance for a woman. Don't need that money. These women are so desperate and pathetic to prove to their boyfriends that they're down for whatever and open to a three way and also just like one of the guys. they'll do anything (at OUR expense) to make sure their man knows their cool as fuck and won't leave them at home anymore to go clubbing.

    I can't bear to be around a woman with no self-respect, makes me sad.

    To clarify, I am NOT a feminist, so when I see a woman "acting like a man" by smacking another woman on the ass with dollar bills or something similar, I don't think she has made herself equal to anyone, I think she has degraded herself.
    thank you!! i couldn't have said it better myself! my thoughts exactly..oh and even worse when they try and find anything they can to make you look bad to their man so they don't feel insecure. also shows no self-respect

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    The Bitchy Ex-Stripper: She loves to come in, get completely trashed, and re-live her glory days. True, she may have been hot 30 years and 5 pregnancies ago, but at this point, her breasts sag down to her knees, and her face has that leathery-look that you get from far too much tanning. She'll point out every single mistake you make, loudly, to anyone who will listen. She will try to tell you how to hustle while you are trying to fucking hustle. She will tell anyone who will listen (and some people who really would rather not) how much better things were when she danced, because back then, custies kept their hands to themselves, and very girl walked away with $1000 minimum at the end of the night. Tip output: Low to none
    And these ladies???? No shortage here, considering how high dancer turnover is, there's a million women everywhere who "used to dance." Whatever that means. And dontcha know, back in the day, it was so much better!!! Only Vogue cover models were hired to work at strip clubs, it's true! The customers were not allowed to touch even a pinky toe! they weren't even allowed to address the dancers or even look at them, only sit quietly and throw bouquets of flowers at their feet. Because *all together now* dancing used to be totally different and so much better!

    (Note: not saying it's not true, just saying unless you own a freaking time machine, how are you helping me? How is this information useful to me while I am working?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bentlee View Post
    Last night was another reminder of why female customers irk my nerves. Their high-pitched shrieks at the stage - "Whoooo! Whoooooooo! Yeaaaahhh!" followed by vigorous hand clapping. So awkward.
    Told you they travel in packs like roving hyenas. Invest in a tranquilizer gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by missykrissy View Post
    To clarify, I am NOT a feminist, so when I see a woman "acting like a man" by smacking another woman on the ass with dollar bills or something similar, I don't think she has made herself equal to anyone, I think she has degraded herself.
    This. I got lightweight assaulted on stage a couple weeks ago by some brazenly drunk females who were having way too much fun. The stage sounded like a fucking roller coaster WOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAA! Sit the fuck down when you're at my stage; it scares me! If there are seats at the stage and you are not actively making it rain like fucking Katrina on New Orleans, sit the fuck down!
    They threw some decent money out, but that does not make up for the massive spanking onslaught they also delivered. Fucking Christ. I was all about grabbing all the boobies I could until that happened. Then it's, "Oh, come back, why are you over there now?" BECAUSE YOU SCARED ME AWAY YOU VIOLENT, SCREAMING DRUNKARDS. They didn't even get kicked out
    Why does everyone think it's ok to hit strippers? I want to know. I'm gonna ask this in custy convo, as a matter of fact.

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    I don't understand why women will come to the club and not tip or spend money. It is very irritating, but I don't pay the non-tipping customers any attention at all. But it may be an insecurity thing with them. There's a group of female customers that used to come in every Monday with the same guy, some older rich guy who was one of their sugar daddies. He's give them thousands to spend and the girls would always make it rain on me and some of the other girls. It was awesome.

    Whenever I go to a strip club as a customer I always spend money! I won't go to a strip club with less than $300 to spend, and I usually end up spending closer to $500 lol.
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    so i experienced my hell last weekend .....last saturday was all female customers .. of all shapes and sizes and they were not loving me ... i made my all time low for this club and i came home pissed i most of them were overly agressive lesbian that said shit like "lemme smell ya pussy" or the recruiters saying "your so pretty you could make so much more, dont you think u deserve more ?" . so fed up with it lol
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    @Rose_Who, THANK you for sharing your "field guide" to female customers lol! Had a "Jealous Wife/Girlfriend" come in yesterday, which would normally irritate me a lot or throw off my hustle, but thanks to your handy guide I just got a good laugh identifying her "type" and ignoring her, haha! I originally thought she might have been the "Awesome Ex-Stripper" due to her appearance (glamorous hair/makeup, tight clothing, smokin body, fake breasts), but then I realized she was being a miserable bitch. Seriously though, she and her bf sit at the table CLOSEST to the stage, order drinks and then they BOTH sit there on their phones not even talking to EACH OTHER, much less any of us. I catch him glancing at the stage every once in awhile, but she must have been pretending it wasn't there. Needless to say, no one got a single dollar from them. They both looked miserable and acted like they were too cool to be there. Why even come in? lol

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    I'm a dancer and I like seeing girls dance and their routines it's sexy to me! But what I hate is the girls who will just mean mug me the whole time wen I just wanna see a good show! Tippin and all they still said snide comments to me wen I dance Im friendly to men and woman so needless to say I left kuz they were ruining the good time ! So this applys to certain dancers as well some bad experiences don't mean every girl custy will be a hater! Just something to consider ❤

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    They're just not worth it for me. I avoid them like the plague. If someone wants a dance from me they can ask me or get someone to flag me down. There's a reason why the clubs have the label "Gentlemen's club" not "Gentleman's and bring-your-psycho-jealous-bitch-along" clubs.
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    I would be a great custy..however, the clubs around here don't allow unescourted females in the club


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    [QUOshould gethirlerz;2527574]I would be a great custy..however, the clubs around here don't allow unescourted females in the club[/QUOTE]

    You should get a tee that says "I'm the 1% BEEOTCHES"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rose_Who View Post
    My experience with female customers:

    The Could-Never: These lovely ladies have a healthy respect for the industry. Their eyes get all wide as the find themselves seduced by the apparent glamour. They're in awe of the money they see the girls making, and they can only stare in slackjawed amazement at even the simplest of pole tricks. You'll know them because they tend to say things like, "You're so amazing! I could never do what you do!!" Tip output: Moderate to low.

    The Would-Never: These stupid-ass fucking cunts come in and act like they're the hottest bitches in the world. They'll actively degrade the girls, calling them sluts and whores. Will try to act superior by stating, "I would never do what you do. I'm not a filthy slut!" Usually travel in packs. Tip output: Low to none

    The Jealous Wife/Girlfriend: She wants to prove to her man that she's cool and gets it, so she goes with him to the strip club. While she's there, she gets fiercely territorial of her man, making disparaging comments towards any girl foolish enough to approach, will demand that her man stay AWAY from the stage, won't let him buy dances, and refuses to let him tip. Tip output: None.

    The Unicorn Hunter: She wants to prove to her man that she's cool and gets it! She also may be bisexual. Either that, or she's trying to get him "the perfect birthday present." In not bisexual, she will encourage her man to tip the girl that she feels is not as pretty as her, and will attempt to get said girl to go some with them for a threesome. If bisexual, she will encourage her man to tip the sexiest bitch in the club, and attempt to get her to come home with them for a threesome. Standard mating call, "You probably get this a lot, but we're not like all those other couple!" (Protip: yes, you are.) Tip output: Moderate to high

    The Awesome Lesbian: She loves tits and pussy as much as any man, and tips to show her appreciation of the lovely ladies who show it. She'll buy dances, drinks, and is one of the most low-stress customers you can ever come across because, while she would like to fuck you, she knows EXACTLY how it feels to be looked at as little more than a piece of meat. Tip output: High

    The Pushy Lesbian: She loves tits and pussy as much as any man, and tips to show her appreciation of the lovely ladies who show it. She'll buy dances, drinks, and is one of the most HIGH-stress customers you can ever come across because, while she leers and gropes as much as the men do, she will also follow you into the bathroom and corner you in an attempt to get your number, kiss you, or even rape you. She also firmly believes that she is immune to getting her ass bounced out of the club because if any of the MALE bouncers lays a hand on her, she'll call the police and try to have him arrested for assault. Depending on the club, she'll even get away with it. Tip output: Moderate to high, but engaging this customer is ill-advised.

    The Bitchy Ex-Stripper: She loves to come in, get completely trashed, and re-live her glory days. True, she may have been hot 30 years and 5 pregnancies ago, but at this point, her breasts sag down to her knees, and her face has that leathery-look that you get from far too much tanning. She'll point out every single mistake you make, loudly, to anyone who will listen. She will try to tell you how to hustle while you are trying to fucking hustle. She will tell anyone who will listen (and some people who really would rather not) how much better things were when she danced, because back then, custies kept their hands to themselves, and very girl walked away with $1000 minimum at the end of the night. Tip output: Low to none

    The Awesome Ex-Stripper: She may have quit dancing for a variety of reasons: She got married, she finally got her degree and got a vanilla job, she just had a baby... Whatever the reason, she's out of the biz, but still kind of misses it, so she'll pop in and tip generously, reminiscing about the good times, and fondly chatting with the girls. She probably won't buy a dance, but she will encourage the other customers to buy dances, and she'll actively go out of her way to help girls hustle and bring guys to the stage. Tip Output: Moderate to high

    The Hooker: Men in strip clubs are easy prey... Strippers get the men all worked up with no outlet, and The Hooker is there to scoop up some easy pickings! She'll behave in a very similar manner to the Would-Nevers, but she'll also go out of her way to interrupt the hustle to get the guy focused on her before he blows all his cash on the strippers. They regularly go home with customers, and usually come back often, leaving with a different guy every time. Tip output: None to Negative, as they steal business.

    The Recruiter: They are either top-earning hookers, or pimps themselves, and will try to lure girls away with the promise of "earning $2000 a night!" Will tip girls for particularly impressive tricks, but won't tip much. They'll also try to pull you away from customers with promises of "More money than he even has." They usually try to come on the slowest nights. DO NOT ENGAGE. Tip output: Low


    ...That's just my experience, anyway...
    Excellent list, bravo!
    I stay away from female customers 99% of the time too. Can't understand why they often try to grab etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nina_ View Post
    I don't understand why women will come to the club and not tip or spend money. It is very irritating, but I don't pay the non-tipping customers any attention at all. But it may be an insecurity thing with them. There's a group of female customers that used to come in every Monday with the same guy, some older rich guy who was one of their sugar daddies. He's give them thousands to spend and the girls would always make it rain on me and some of the other girls. It was awesome.

    Whenever I go to a strip club as a customer I always spend money! I won't go to a strip club with less than $300 to spend, and I usually end up spending closer to $500 lol.
    this. I felt really bad in April when my friends went to Atlantic city these girls CRIED when they found out I was dancing and staged an intervention and everything. So when they said they wanted to see the inside of a strip club I didn't know they would actually stay and I was angry because I had no cash on me. I sat in the corner and tried to not enjoy anything because I felt like I was stealing.

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