Inspired by the camming haiku thread!
A haiku is a poem with 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again.
Strap on my Pleasers
Oh no, another blister
Where are my band-aids?
Would you like some gum?
We are so close together
Your breath smells like death
That'll be twenty
Would you like another, sir?
Maybe VIP?
Would you like a drink?
I'd love a glass of champagne.
Dont be cheap, asshole.
You are so handsome
I bet all the girls love you
Take good care of me
What, you want extras?
You are in the wrong place, hun
Don't fucking touch me



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