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    Default The "boner killer" thread

    I had a thought!

    What if there was a thread full of ridiculous, creepy, or just plain odd gifs - so when indie girls get a guy asking for "free preview bb", or when we've got douchey beggers on MFC or ELM, or by e-mail, we can send them something that will likely instantly kill their boner! Nothing gross or illegal, just something to make them go "wtf?". Sometimes trolling the trolls can be very good for stress relief, you know.

    I'll start with this nightmare fuel of a gif:
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    Default Re: The "boner killer" thread

    after i started camming i swear the stuff i thought would be the most disgusting and boner-killing was actually a turn on for these weirdos! nothing would shock me now after seeing shit/crying/period/fart shows ick. lol

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    Default Re: The "boner killer" thread

    Quote Originally Posted by lifetravelergirl View Post
    I will have sex with anyone who sends me a text message on the Internet. It doesn't matter that I have never seen your face or that you may be texting me from prison or that you might be wearing a dress made from the skins of women you captured.


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    Default Re: The "boner killer" thread

    Vintage trolling I used to do -sorry not a gif- reserved for a few guys who were just... awful. Thankfully only had to use it (lol had to) like 3 times, but they were brutally rude or just awful (like tried to send me remote access software was one):

    I used to have this video saved and Id upload it on whatever splitcamming software I was using - and when a guy would repeatedly call without paying and ignore my macros for payment or (rudely) insist on a preview... AND I was bored, Id agree, connect, and send this:



    ......yea it was a waste of time but it made me laugh dammit.

    Any of the chatroulette 'pranks' on youtube are pretty good for that. Uh, only do it if youre bored, theyre egregeiously-terrible, and/or have the CPU to spare though.





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    Default Re: The "boner killer" thread

    Oh you can kill their boner without showing them a photo. Just say "SURE...I'd LOVE to do (insert anything they are talking about), just take me pvt". Once you tell them that they aren't going to get what they want unless they PAY you for it, it kills their boner, or at least, they will take their boner elsewhere.

    I actually have a sound bite from Jerry Maguire saying "Show me the moneeeyyy". I sometimes don't say anything and just grab my phone, hold it up to the computer screen and say "hey (persons name)" and then press play.

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    Default Re: The "boner killer" thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Rose_Who View Post
    The egg is creepy but your signature gives me a TOTAL boner
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    I still can't understand why people care about OTHER PEOPLE'S choices that don't affect them or hurt anyone. I go with the whole "ONE DAY WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE DEAD AND DUMB CRAP YOU CARED TOO MUCH ABOUT WON'T MATTER" and then they usually come to their senses. But its true. One day we will all be dead or dying or too old to function and the things you cared too much about won't matter, and the things you didn't care enough about (like FRIENDSHIPS) will be all you regret.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaTasha View Post
    The egg is creepy but your signature gives me a TOTAL boner
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    Quote Originally Posted by lifetravelergirl View Post
    I will have sex with anyone who sends me a text message on the Internet. It doesn't matter that I have never seen your face or that you may be texting me from prison or that you might be wearing a dress made from the skins of women you captured.


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    There was a time when I thought about sending this video to all the cheap guys or time wasters on Niteflirt, check this out girls, it s nasty!! LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN3jQjKtcls

    For those that ask for a free preview this s what I would show them
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    Quote Originally Posted by melanielive View Post
    There was a time when I thought about sending this video to all the cheap guys or time wasters on Niteflirt, check this out girls, it s nasty!! LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN3jQjKtcls

    For those that ask for a free preview this s what I would show them
    That was priceless! "I'm a goddamm motherfuckin slut"
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    Quote Originally Posted by melanielive View Post
    There was a time when I thought about sending this video to all the cheap guys or time wasters on Niteflirt, check this out girls, it s nasty!! LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN3jQjKtcls

    For those that ask for a free preview this s what I would show them
    That woman is awesome.
    PS: I went to YouTube to watch prescribed video. Ending up watching videos of childbirth. It always puts me off the whole idea...

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    Default Re: The "boner killer" thread

    sometimes when I m on NF doing some phone only call ( I do phone/cam 90 % of the time) I think of that lady and wanna laugh so bad...lol
    One time I had a guy calling and his fantasy was freakin boring and I was running late so while i was on the phone with him I was doing hip hop abs with Shaun T LOLLLLLLL , I love to multitask u know? lol
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    Default Re: The "boner killer" thread

    oh lord - thats going to be me in 10 years - lol - I know now that I am not using "motherfucker" enough to be a succcesful PSO - to funny

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    Default Re: The "boner killer" thread

    "Are you hairy?"

    Me: "I keep it trimmed, but it is getting a bit long. I need to shave. Well, not SHAVE shave, but trim. I can't shave. if I shave all the way down tot the skin, I get tons of gross ingrown hairs and nobody wants to see that. I mean, what's worse: a little bit of hair or open weeping pustules?"

    Works every time. I only use that after they's either wasted a ton of time asking stupid questions or begging for freebies, OR they've just be sitting in free not saying anything for damned ever.
    Quote Originally Posted by lifetravelergirl View Post
    I will have sex with anyone who sends me a text message on the Internet. It doesn't matter that I have never seen your face or that you may be texting me from prison or that you might be wearing a dress made from the skins of women you captured.


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    LOL! That video just made my sleeping dog on the couch across from me jump awake!

    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    Vintage trolling I used to do -sorry not a gif- reserved for a few guys who were just... awful. Thankfully only had to use it (lol had to) like 3 times, but they were brutally rude or just awful (like tried to send me remote access software was one):

    I used to have this video saved and Id upload it on whatever splitcamming software I was using - and when a guy would repeatedly call without paying and ignore my macros for payment or (rudely) insist on a preview... AND I was bored, Id agree, connect, and send this:



    ......yea it was a waste of time but it made me laugh dammit.

    Any of the chatroulette 'pranks' on youtube are pretty good for that. Uh, only do it if youre bored, theyre egregeiously-terrible, and/or have the CPU to spare though.
    I always wanted a life less ordinary... and I got it!



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    I show a picture of my boyfriends balls after his vasectomy. They're completely covered in dark purple and black bruises. Makes them limp every time they see it

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