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    I looked around a little and couldn't find a thread about this, and I witnessed the incredible a few weeks ago, so I thought I'd share and collect I've gotten over watching new dancers on stage, since they all basically do the same awkward, not sure what to do kind of thing...Until a couple of Sundays ago.....This new girl comes in and begins by choosing the name Sugarfruit (ffffwow). I'm sitting with a reg later, and she comes on, and he mentions how crazy this girl is on stage, whereupon I tell him to cut her some slack because she's new. WRONG! Holy mother of I have not seen it all moments! This girl grabs the pole and rattles it, then violently jumps up and down, before running pong-style back and forth on the catwalk. Then she squats down and grasps the tip rail and kind of....bounces sporadically on her heels/rattles the rail in a move that the other girls have dubbed "the angry monkey". As she's running back to the pole, she smacks her boobs so hard that it's audible. A few times, she lays down and flails her legs, causing her too-big wedges to fall off....Then, she whips off the scarf that she's wearing and does the friction-hump. I've never seen that on stage. She went full friction-hump. You never go full friction-hump! Manic fist-pumping was also involved. Best. Performance. Ever. Fucking hilarious. Similar experiences??


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    ^Wow, that IS a first. Hopefully she's a fast learner and cuts out the "angry monkey" moves soon .
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    Haha i was never that bad but as a newbie I used to fall over on stage a lot (I was never, and still am not good on 7 inch heels), and one time I caught my toe on a screw at the bottom of the pole and bled ALL OVER the stage without realising it, and fell over as a finale.
    The worst newbie I saw did these squat jump things while facing the pole then humped it repeatedly, over and over and over.

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    Oooh were you ok? ^ That sounds painful!


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    Yeah i had to go home but it wasn't that bad and soon healed

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    Amateur night, girl licking the pole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heidimae View Post
    Amateur night, girl licking the pole
    Somebody prepared by watching Flashdance!

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    ^Ewwwww !
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    This is more disgusting than funny...I used to work at a fully nude club and there was a new girl doing her first stage set-her bra came off, then her underwear came off...with a big ol' bloody sanitary pad attached to them . Everyone went silent and stared in horror!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OliveJardin View Post
    This is more disgusting than funny...I used to work at a fully nude club and there was a new girl doing her first stage set-her bra came off, then her underwear came off...with a big ol' bloody sanitary pad attached to them . Everyone went silent and stared in horror!
    One female patron who volunteered to go on stage had that issue...I mentioned it another thread, but we had a newbie who tucked her tampon string into her butthole (I'd thought it was her crack - I was mistaken), because apparently someone had said to "just tuck it in" and that's how she interpreted the advice....My friend saw it glowing in the blacklight on stage, a little string trail from her cooter to her butthole. LMAO for days! Ahhh, it still brings a merry giggle to my soul ^_^
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    ^^^I have one like that....there was a brand new girl who was apparently SERIOUSLY pissing off the other feature girls (basically treating them like her own personal google - asking them a million questions, how to do everything, how to dance, wanting to borrow outfits, wanting them to help her with hair, makeup, everything. Ugh) so when she asked what to do about her tampon, one of the girls told her to decorate the string....AND SHE DID. Went out on stage with the string hanging out with fucking SEQUINS glued on to it. Dancing around and they are sparkling away under the lights.

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    I'm now really glad this thread is available for the NEW new dancers to read - it might prove to be another valuable resource, i.e, what NOT to do! Hahaha
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    I can't stop laughing. Who the f%*# glues sequins to a tampon string. I mean, you know she did it after it was in. Just picturing her bent over with glue in one hand sequins and string in the other....
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    My first time getting rained on was also my first time hearing of this concept & seeing it in action. I'd been dancing for maybe a wk when a guy came up to my stage w/ a stack & started tossing bills at me like he was dealing cards at a poker table. It wasn't a ginormous amt but it seemed that way to me in the moment. I held up my hands near my face, thinking I was going to get an edge of one of these flying bills in my eye, & as I knelt there in shock the dj came on & said "You're supposed to love the money, not be afraid of it!"

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    no what to not do now

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    I know most new girls are a bit awkward at dancing but this one new girl took the biscuit, it was like watching a baby giraffe attempt to manouver sexily round a pole. We all just stood in amazement trying not to laugh.

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    At one club this new girl auditioned by JUMPING on the stage and doing so through her audition. She wasn't a small girl either. I tried giving her advice on what to do and she screamed "I know what I'm doing" so I ignored her. She ended up not being hired anyway.

    Not a weird experience but at one club when I auditioned all of the dancers came up to tip me. I thought that was nice.

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    That was very kind of them
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    Quote Originally Posted by bentlee View Post
    My first night dancing, there was a customer who bought a few dances and then later wanted more dances. I remember feeling bothered and commenting to some other girls, "This guy keeps asking me for dances!" They looked at me and said, "That's a good thing! You want lots and lots of dances!" Lol I had thought the majority of money/main point of dancing was the stage shows.
    HAHA yes i remember a time when I didnt even know there was dances!

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    Sounds like she's on some good drugs! Seen a girl do some crazy weird dancing one night and later she asked me, "Hey Lilly! Look my eyes, they look fucked up?" I told her that her pupils looked a little big but nothing serious. She then says, " Okay good, 'cause I just took a hit of acid."

    O_O I was like oooookay then yeah you're, uh, fine darlin'!!! >_>

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    OMG ^ what kind of idiot takes acid in a strip club. I like it but I do nooooot think a strip club would be a fun place to take it haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cajun_Lilly View Post
    Sounds like she's on some good drugs! Seen a girl do some crazy weird dancing one night and later she asked me, "Hey Lilly! Look my eyes, they look fucked up?" I told her that her pupils looked a little big but nothing serious. She then says, " Okay good, 'cause I just took a hit of acid."

    O_O I was like oooookay then yeah you're, uh, fine darlin'!!! >_>
    WHAT?!

    I've seen girls take Molly/X at work before (and hustled some random rolling chick into buying all of my old stripper clothes which was great fun), but acid?! Are you kidding me?! Strip club = worst place ever to open those doors to the unconscious mind..... And how did she even walk in stripper shoes on LSD?
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    Wow. Go big or go the fuck home I guess....
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    Wow not as crazy as the opening story but. Maybe a year ago? There was a girl who was auditioning to work at my club. My club is full nude, but we cannot do floor work/pole work while bottomless( cause, ew) Anyway she dances all normal and shit but after her set ended she plops down on the stage , feet hanging off the edge, butt as naked to put on her underwear. Then just hops off (still topless) and walks into the kitchen ,where a waitress then leads her to the dressing room.

    Never seen again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OliveJardin View Post
    This is more disgusting than funny...I used to work at a fully nude club and there was a new girl doing her first stage set-her bra came off, then her underwear came off...with a big ol' bloody sanitary pad attached to them . Everyone went silent and stared in horror!

    That's so terrifying. Poor gal. But why, who thinks thats ok?!

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