I looked around a little and couldn't find a thread about this, and I witnessed the incredible a few weeks ago, so I thought I'd share and collectI've gotten over watching new dancers on stage, since they all basically do the same awkward, not sure what to do kind of thing...Until a couple of Sundays ago.....This new girl comes in and begins by choosing the name Sugarfruit (ffffwow). I'm sitting with a reg later, and she comes on, and he mentions how crazy this girl is on stage, whereupon I tell him to cut her some slack because she's new. WRONG! Holy mother of I have not seen it all moments! This girl grabs the pole and rattles it, then violently jumps up and down, before running pong-style back and forth on the catwalk. Then she squats down and grasps the tip rail and kind of....bounces sporadically on her heels/rattles the rail in a move that the other girls have dubbed "the angry monkey". As she's running back to the pole, she smacks her boobs so hard that it's audible. A few times, she lays down and flails her legs, causing her too-big wedges to fall off....Then, she whips off the scarf that she's wearing and does the friction-hump. I've never seen that on stage. She went full friction-hump. You never go full friction-hump! Manic fist-pumping was also involved. Best. Performance. Ever. Fucking hilarious. Similar experiences??
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I've gotten over watching new dancers on stage, since they all basically do the same awkward, not sure what to do kind of thing...Until a couple of Sundays ago.....This new girl comes in and begins by choosing the name Sugarfruit (ffffwow). I'm sitting with a reg later, and she comes on, and he mentions how crazy this girl is on stage, whereupon I tell him to cut her some slack because she's new. WRONG! Holy mother of I have not seen it all moments! This girl grabs the pole and rattles it, then violently jumps up and down, before running pong-style back and forth on the catwalk. Then she squats down and grasps the tip rail and kind of....bounces sporadically on her heels/rattles the rail in a move that the other girls have dubbed "the angry monkey". As she's running back to the pole, she smacks her boobs so hard that it's audible. A few times, she lays down and flails her legs, causing her too-big wedges to fall off....Then, she whips off the scarf that she's wearing and does the friction-hump. I've never seen that on stage. She went full friction-hump. You never go full friction-hump! Manic fist-pumping was also involved. Best. Performance. Ever. Fucking hilarious. Similar experiences?? 
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. Everyone went silent and stared in horror!
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