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    Default Any male strippers here?

    Hi guys,

    so I've been contemplating stripping for awhile. I got some smooth moves (if I do say so myself) but I've got two issues with my body that I'm concerned about. This question is geared towards the male strippers, female strippers with male stripper friends, or anyone in the industry with general experience.

    Problem 1) It appears as though my mother cheated on my dad with a gorilla and I was the result. I'm not that hairy, but I do have hair on my chest, some on my shoulders, and two medium patches on my back. It's literally not that bad, but I feel like if I wore a wolverine mask for Halloween I might actually pass for one. Is chest hair alright to have? Should I get everything waxed?

    Problem 2) Penis. I'm about 3.5" soft and a little over 5" in length when hard (a little over 5" girth). Should I even bother with stripping? Have you guys seen guys strip with such a size? If so, did they get picked on a lot (by women or even colleagues)? I've never had problems satisfying a girl in the bedroom with my penis, so I'm not self-conscious in that regard, but just aesthetically, it's not pleasing whatsoever (a joke really)

    Thoughts? Any advice you can give me? Thanks.

    EDIT: In case you're wondering about my username and gender, I'm a 21 year old male. Thought this was a female-only site until I joined. Will create a new account depending on the responses.

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    Default Re: Any male strippers here?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seatortuga View Post
    From the male strippers I know- hair is a no-no. I think they even shave their legs. Hopefully a man will be able to reply who knows better but I know a retired male stripper who could probably help too. lol
    Shave my legs? Jesus... I'm going to end up looking like a fish.

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    Default Re: Any male strippers here?

    I'm tanned to begin with so I'm covered for that. Any comments about my second problem?

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    Default Re: Any male strippers here?

    Why do you have a pink ribbon? I see you answered but I doubt this thread. Too many things strike me as a troll post. I hope I am wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    Why do you have a pink ribbon? I see you answered but I doubt this thread. Too many things strike me as a troll post. I hope I am wrong.
    Not a troll post whatsoever. As I explained, thought this was female-only. I haven't been able to find a way to change that.

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    Default Re: Any male strippers here?

    My guy friend was a stripper for a long time.

    No body hair, but to my knowledge he never shaved his legs.
    I wouldn't worry about the second issue too much... I don't know any girls who go to male strip clubs to pick apart penis sizes... it's usually more for the entertainment of hot half-naked dudes.
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    Default Re: Any male strippers here?

    I feel like generally when you see pictures of male revues or of male strippers, many of them are totally smooth, but there are always a few who have that "bear" look. They trim their hair so it's clear that they're well-groomed...but lots of women and tons of (gay) men love the look of hair.

    That said...I would get rid of the hair on your shoulders and on your back, since it sounds like it's patchy. Patchy hair isn't attractive to most people. Chest hair, on the other hand, is a sign of manliness n' all that crap.

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    Seconding Charlie61. You will either have to go totally bare (yes, everywhere), or aim for the "bear" look. Regarding your second issue -- according to a retired male stripper who worked security at my old club, guys will often stuff. It's inadvisable to wear a tight cock ring for a whole shift, as you'll end up being very uncomfortable and very, well, bruised-looking.

    I will say though, the most universal thing I've seen on male revue sites is a really ripped, muscular body. My boyfriend considered trying his hand at a male revue, and despite looking almost identical in both face and body to the second guy here ("ottermode") http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/b...6475467001.jpg, he was still told he would need to bulk up significantly in the arms, shoulders, and chest before he'd be considered. My advice would be to hit the gym and start tanning, as it'll emphasize your musculature. Good luck, hope it works out for you.

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    ^Which I think is crazy, because sooo many women aren't into the bulked up look. We want variety! Maybe that's the difference between working in a revue and working as a male dancer in a club setting? The former wants the look to be uniform since a shrimpy vampirey-lookin' dude would look silly on a poster next to five orange and muscley ones...

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    ^Exactly, you'd think they'd want some variety. I've never been to a revue myself, but I assume they value consistency in body type for choreographic purposes. You wouldn't want to be the odd dude out on stage. Do male strip clubs even exist? Gosh, I suppose I've never actually seen one.

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    ^Yes! They do! They're rare, but they're out there. I'm pretty sure there's a male strip club in Las Vegas - I think it's in Olympic Gardens. It's an actual male shift where you walk in, get talked up, and buy lap dances with individual dudes.

    In theory, I'd be all over that. I think it's hella cool that they even exist! Then I remember...I'm asexual. Still, it could be a cool experience. A nice role reversal.

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    Default Re: Any male strippers here?

    In Texas, there are a few male strip clubs.





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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInStripperland View Post
    Seconding Charlie61. You will either have to go totally bare (yes, everywhere), or aim for the "bear" look. Regarding your second issue -- according to a retired male stripper who worked security at my old club, guys will often stuff. It's inadvisable to wear a tight cock ring for a whole shift, as you'll end up being very uncomfortable and very, well, bruised-looking.

    I will say though, the most universal thing I've seen on male revue sites is a really ripped, muscular body. My boyfriend considered trying his hand at a male revue, and despite looking almost identical in both face and body to the second guy here ("ottermode") http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/b...6475467001.jpg, he was still told he would need to bulk up significantly in the arms, shoulders, and chest before he'd be considered. My advice would be to hit the gym and start tanning, as it'll emphasize your musculature. Good luck, hope it works out for you.
    I like the 'bearmode' body best!Is that weird.

    GL I have no good advice, but best of luck!
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    Default Re: Any male strippers here?

    I'm a fan of the ottermode and ripped athletic.

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    Thanks for the tips guys! Made a new account for the future, still unsure about the stripping though :/

    I've working on my fitness right now... I was 250 lbs 45 days ago, now I weigh 210 lbs. Only 50 more to go before I start bulking!

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    Default Re: Any male strippers here?

    Well, they closed the only male club in my city when I was in 7th grade so... Going only by chipindales in Vegas... Get rid of the body hair and just stuff the speedo. While it was nice to look at the dancers, I was more fond of the guys serving drinks... The guys paying attention to me. Really, feed my ego and I'm yours in that scenario.
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    Hmm... out here, they apparently are okay with variety. My buddy was not bulked at ALL, he's maybe 5'10 and had black "emo" hair going on. From what I gleaned, he pulled the shy guy act a lot, and did very well with the gays and the younger girls who came in for the novelty.

    I would suggest a recon mission to see what kind of dudes are working there currently, to see if you *need* to bulk up.
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